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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Revealed: what Galactus will look like in the FANTASTIC FOUR sequel

You're not going to like it.

Philip, I know you're definitely not going to like this one bit, brother.

Want to know what Galactus, the devourer of worlds, is going to look like in Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer?

Here's the scoop from Ain't It Cool News...

Wanted to let you know what Galactus is going to look like / be represented as in the FF2 sequel:

A storm cloud.

Yep.

That's it. That's the solution from the creatives.

(clears throat).....pretty lame.

Think Superman/Silver Surfer flying through clouds with Galactus / Jorel VO.

THAT IS THE DUMBEST PIECE OF %#&$ I HAVE EVER HEARD OF IN THE HISTORY OF COMIC BOOK MOVIES!!! Galactus as a massive storm cloud...?!

We could have gotten a beautifully CGI-rendered Galactus standing amid a ruined landscape like how he's depicted in the Marvel Ultimate Alliance game. THAT is how I envisioned a feature-film version of Galactus.

Instead we are getting... well, V'Ger from Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

This is going to make Malebolgia from the Spawn movie look like inspired art, in comparison.

3 comments:

qemuel said...

Sigh.

And here I was all upset because I was afraid they were going to use the stupid Gah Lak Tus swarm from the Ulimates comic...oh wait, earth eating bugs would at least make more sense and be more impressive than a GIANT FRIGGIN' CLOUD.

I TRIED to be forgiving of the first one's flaws and give them a chance...and the trailer looked so promising. Hurm.

qemuel said...

Come to think of it, I should have pieced this together from what my friend who is working on the movie said...bollocks.

Anonymous said...

very stupid