So to make up for a dearth of new material these past few days, here is something that this blog literally gets scores of e-mails from around the world about: a new picture of my ravishingly beautiful cousin LAURYN! Okay she's not only beautiful, but she's also amazingly sweet, terrifically smart, and a Christian with a deep and wonderful faith (who also encourages me in my own relationship with God).
So since some of you have asked for another one, almost to the point of offering money for it, here is a new Lauryn photo...
I'll try to post at least one new image of her every month! Just remember guys: she is taken already. You get past her beau, and you'll have to get through me. And if you get through me (fat chance though) you've got to get through her father, Bob.
And you wouldn't like Bob when he's angry :-P
"Just remember guys: she is taken already"
ReplyDeleteIn seriousness Chris, does that mean married or just going steady with a guy (or engaged)?
Now on to the joking:
"You get past her beau, and you'll have to get through me"
I'll have to distract you.
Hey Chris! Look at my thumb!
Hey Chris, is that a duck? --->
"And if you get through me (fat chance though) you've got to get through her father, Bob"
Theres gotta be a way. I mean her current beau got past Bob, right? :-) Will he require references? Hey Bob! I'm a great guy! Just ask Chris! Can Bob be bribed?
Well I have an English accent! Thats my trump card! Not even her beau can compete with that. You guys may as well concede defeat now :-)
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