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Showing posts with label wgsr. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wgsr. Show all posts
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Friday, June 25, 2010
COCINO cult "tent meeting" a bust! Head magus Johnny Robertson preaches to the choir invisible (literally) as serial killer look-alike from Texas fails to bring in the crowds
It is by faith alone that we please God. It's just the conceited bastitches among mankind who keep insisting that we must please them with our works.(Can't think of a better way to preface this post than with that thought from earlier this week.)Yes folks, it's time to once again chronicle for posterity - in addition to laughing at - what is called on this blog and others...
Friday, May 21, 2010
"What Does Spider-Man Say?"
Many egotisticial nutcases in history have had pastimes. Fidel Castro almost made it as a professional baseball player. Charles Manson wrote songs. Even Hitler painted roses.And apprently local cult leader Johnny Robertson of the Martinsville Church of Christ (part of what many are now calling "Sons of Hell" and "Stalkers for Jesus") is not exempt.Here's the original photo...
Monday, May 17, 2010
Johnny Robertson demands retraction from this blog
Word has reached me from a few places that on last night's installment of What Does the Bible Say? (or as many people call it "What Does Johnny Robertson Say?" and "The Martinsville Taliban Show") on WGSR, that local cult leader Johnny Robertson called me out by name for stating that his son Micah Robertson was convicted on May 7th in Danville General District Court on the charge of trespassing stemming from an incident on February 28th at Westover...
Monday, April 05, 2010
Hilarious Irony: Why Johnny Robertson MUST side with Fred Phelps before the U.S. Supreme Court!
If the local cult calling itself the "Church of Christ" (which as I've stated before has nothing to do with the mainstream Churches of Christ that most people respectfully acknowledge) has any sense at all, then its leader Johnny Robertson had better direct those mysterious attorneys of his to begin filing amicus curiae briefs with the United States Supreme Court on behalf...
Sunday, February 21, 2010
REAL Church of Christ member discusses Johnny Robertson
First things first: Earlier this week somebody suggested that we should begin referring to local cult leader Johnny Robertson as "He Who Stalks Behind the Pews".It was too good an idea not to go into Photoshop with it...(click to drastically embiggen)Heh-heh. Haven't done one of those in awhile :-PSpeaking of video cameras, a number of people have informed me that during...
Friday, February 19, 2010
Attention: Charles Roark
To: Charles Roark, general manager of WGSR Star 47I have significantly more substantiation for my report than you had when you allowed your biggest-paying client to accuse First Christian Church in Kernersville of child pornography without challenging him on it, or when you personally claimed on live television that the same church was "full of perverts".sincerely,
Chris Kni...
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Robertson the Lesser is all kinds of incoherent tonight (and PROVES that Methodists, Presbyterians and Catholics are biblical!)
Yah, talking about Micah Robertson, son of local cult leader Johnny Robertson of the so-called "Martinsville Church of Christ". Someone sent me an e-mail saying that Robertson the Lesser was doing daddy's show tonight (why is it that Micah seems so ashamed to acknowledge that Johnny is his father?) and I was about to work on a video project and needed some background noise, so I dialed up the Martinsville feed of WGSR for chuckles.Even while busy...
Monday, February 08, 2010
Did Charles Roark cost Rockingham County 60 well-paying jobs?
So a fairly well-known company was considering locating a facility in Rockingham County that would have put around sixty people to work in positions with good pay.And then some of their management happened to catch a few days' worth of WGSR Star 47. In particular The Local Buzz with WGSR general manager Charles Roark. Even more particular: a number of recent broadcasts in which Roark was encouraging viewers to talk about their sex lives.It gave...
Thursday, January 21, 2010
James Oldfield is FULL of crap tonight!
How long has it been since I've posted about those lunatics from the local "Church of Christ" cult? Awhile, at least.Time to have some fun with them again...Earlier tonight it was Micah Robertson talking about satanic sex (bear in mind that this is the same young man who recently went on a weeks-long spate obsessing about Abraham's libido) and Mark McMinnis, who for once didn't do his whiny act about "...those Baptists made me lose my job in Danville...
Monday, December 07, 2009
Had enough of Johnny Robertson? Not enough apparently...
This blog hasn't had much to report on local cult leader/pathological liar/convicted felon/public menace Johnny Robertson lately. Been almost a month since I posted anything new.This next item though is sufficiently wacky enough that it screams to be talked about.Some people have been writing to let me know that Johnny Robertson and all of his followers (those being James Oldfield, Micah Robertson "The Lesser" and Mark McMinnis) have been conspicuously...
Monday, November 09, 2009
Johnny Robertson DOESN'T know the Bible... again!
I must confess: it's entered my mind that the more local cult leader Johnny Robertson harasses others and tries to destroy lives and congregations, the more opportunity he's providing for others to seriously present what the Bible really says about Christ and salvation because of His grace.There was much to observe from last night's What Does the Bible Say? on WGSR. For openers,...
Sunday, October 04, 2009
Okay, I am compelled to ask...
Why is Johnny Robertson dressed like Batman tonight?(Some have written to me asking if that's a bulletproof vest that Robertson is wearing on his show this evening. Hey, that might be. I've certainly never seen a getup like that worn on live TV before...)Secondly, does anyone seriously trust any statistics that Robertson and his bunch produce as "evidence"? These people have lied about everything conceivable. Robertson could claim that he's hired...
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Johnny Robertson channels Oral Roberts! Cult leader exclaims "This may be our last night!"
This has to be one of the most ridiculous broadcasts I've ever seen coming out of Johnny Robertson and the "Church of Christ in Name Only". And that's sayin' something...He started at 10 p.m. tonight on the program out of WGSR's Martinsville studio, ranting about Bob Lawson (several e-mails came in today saying that Lawson pitched my blog during Charles Roark's The Local Buzz earlier this afternoon and that neither Roark or Robertson like that at...
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Johnny Robertson just hit a new low
As if he couldn't get any lower (this being the man who has already accused two churches, with no evidence whatsoever, of child pornography).Tonight on his What Does the Bible Say? show on WGSR, Johnny Robertson - the demented cult leader of the Martinsville Church of Christ - has thus far during the broadcast done nothing to discuss and expound upon his own beliefs.Instead Robertson has chosen to... attack an eight year old little girl.What the...
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Of one accord no longer? Dissent amock in Robertson cult
Odd things are afoot regarding local cult leader Johnny Robertson and the "Church of Christ in Name Only".Numerous e-mails came in Tuesday evening about that day's edition of The Local Buzz on WGSR. The entire last half-hour of the show consisted of honked-off viewers calling out general manager Charles Roark on his blatant pro-Robertson bias. And one Internet forum devoted to Henry County, Virginia issues - which Johnny Robertson had publicly...
Monday, August 31, 2009
V declares Vendetta for Johnny Robertson!
Look folks: honestly, that isn't MY blog at all! And I have no idea whatsoever who it might be who created it. Heck, lately I haven't had much time to devote to this one, much less start and maintain a new one. Especially one as slick and polished and inspired as what I'm about to show you.But that doesn't mean that I'm not flat-out stunned at whoever it is out there who...
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Yes Johnny Robertson, by all means let's talk about "honesty"
Say what one might about Bob Lawson, to the very best of my knowledge there was only one person in that "debate" on WGSR this past Tuesday night who has lied boldly and publicly when he accused not one but two churches, with no evidence whatsoever, of what can only be called child pornography.And Bob Lawson wasn't that person.More than a few people have told me that Johnny...
Monday, August 17, 2009
Don't sin at your own funeral, sez cult leader Johnny Robertson
If anyone still harbored doubts about Johnny Robertson - leader of the local cult calling itself the "Church of Christ" - those were erased during last night's broadcast of What Does the Bible Say? on WGSR Star 47.1 from Reidsville.During the program, which included pre-recorded footage of Robertson speaking yesterday at his "Martinsville Church of Christ", Robertson exclaimed...
Thursday, August 06, 2009
Johnny Robertson: Wrong even WHEN he's right
I haven't felt led to comment much lately about the ongoing activities of local cult leader Johnny Robertson and his personal "Church of Christ" sect (which, I need to reiterate, is nothing like the real Churches of Christ that most people have respect for). For one thing, some have passed along the observation that Robertson and his followers seem to have slacked-off on their harassing of innocent people. Maybe the cultists are finally starting...
