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Thursday, July 19, 2007

Sony Music: "No immediate plans" to release Jablonsky TRANSFORMERS score

A few days go I started an online petition to show support for an album release of Steve Jablonsky's amazing orchestral score from Transformers. At the time I intended for the petition to reach whoever was responsible for Transformers's marketing, and I thought that this should include Warner Records, since that's the label that produced the Transformers "soundtrack" with music "inspired by" the movie. I was acting under the impression that Warner Records would be the outfit that would release the CD(s) of the actual score.

(By the way, I've watched the Transformers "soundtrack" sales rank on Amazon go from #22 this past Saturday to #282 today, just 5 days later. A lot of people are buying this CD thinking it's the Jablonsky score, and some are returning it once they realize this isn't the score at all. And word about that is getting around fast.)

Well, apparently it's not Warner Records at all, but that it's Sony Music that will be responsible for what happens with a commercial release of the Jablonsky Transformers score. And the word from them is ... it might not be "in the works" right now after all.

Here's what user "Zophael" on the Superhero Hype! Boards got as a reply from Sony Music when he asked about the album ...

At this time, there are no immediate plans regarding the release of the Transformers soundtrack score.

SonyMusicStore Customer Service

I'm going to keep the petition going (click here if you haven't signed it already and would like to). Whenever's a good time to do so, I'm going to forward these names and comments to Sony Music. But I'm thinking that maybe it would be good to go for a direct appeal at this point also.

Here's the Sony Music website's feedback form where you can write to them from your desk.

There is also this mailing address that I found. It's for Sony Music Online Services, but I imagine any mail about a Transformers score would probably get forwarded to the appropriate department ...

Sony Music Online Services
550 Madison Ave, 24th Fl
New York, NY 10022-3211
There is also this phone number for Sony BMG Music Entertainment. I'm going to try to give them a call tomorrow and see what's the status on the Jablonsky Transformers score ...
Sony BMG Music Entertainment
212.833.8000
If you write or call, remember: be nice! We very much want to have Steve Jablonsky's awe-inspiring score from Transformers in our music collections. So we need to impress upon Sony Music that they stand to make serious money by releasing this as a top-quality album, crafted with as much care and attention as any other epic movie's soundtrack.

Let's show 'em how much we want 'em to "transform and roll out" them CDs! :-)

ETS Recognition of Excellence for Praxis II test

Yesterday a big envelope arrived from ETS, the firm that conducts testing on educators. It was last week that I got the results of my Praxis II tests back and I did well on both of them. Well, inside the envelope that came yesterday was this certificate ...


It's an ETS Recognition of Excellence for scoring exceptionally well on the Social Studies Content exam. According to ETS I scored within the top 15% of those who take this test.

Pretty cool :-)

Encouragement and prayers

Recently, a very good friend confided in me about some really troubling things that have happened in this person's life.

And then today, another very good friend shared a devastating bit of news.

To the people I'm talking about: you are two of the most amazing people that I have ever known. And you have not only been a rich blessing in my own life, but to many others: no doubt many more than you'll ever know.

"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.

-- Jeremiah 29:11

God will see you through this. You will overcome these tribulations. In the meantime, know that you are lifted up in our prayers and that we are here for you.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

NOW she FINALLY thinks it's pretty neat!

In the lead-up to the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows this Friday at midnight, Lisa and I started last night watching all of the Harry Potter movies, beginning with Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone. Tonight we spent over two hours watching Chamber of Secrets. And now, only now, is Lisa appreciating something really cool that I did for her five years ago!!

It was about two months before the wedding. She was doing her final exams and I was at Star Wars Celebration II in Indianapolis. I wanted to get her something really special from the trip and also something of a gift for her getting her master's degree.

Well, Lisa and I sort of discovered the Harry Potter books at about the same time and Sorceror's Stone was the last movie we saw in theaters before we got engaged. And one of the guests at Celebration II was Warwick Davis: the fella who played Wicket in Return of the Jedi and who also played Professor Flitwick in the Harry Potter movies. So I had an idea ...

I left the convention center, ran down the street to a B. Dalton's bookstore and bought a hardcover copy of Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone. I then went back to the convention, waited in the autographs line and asked Mr. Davis if he could sign this book for my fiancee. He was delighted to do it, and in gold ink this is what he wrote on the blank page inside the cover:

Lisa
Practice your charms!

Warwick Davis
'Flitwick'

I got back home a few days later, gift-wrapped it and a few days later after she graduated at Georgia I gave it to her.

And Lisa was ... surprisingly unimpressed.

And she's been that way about it until tonight. After the movie she's telling me about how she really likes Dumbledore's line in Sorceror's Stone regarding how we should not "dwell on dreams and forget to live", so she gets the book out of the shelf, she opens it up. And it's like she's seeing Flitwick's signature for the very first time and now she admits that it's a rather neat thing to have and appreciates me for getting it for her. Only five years later.

She'll appreciate it even more in years to come, when we can show it to our kids and tell them that this book was once held by the same Professor Flitwick that they watch in the movies :-)

300 a'la The Simpsons

Audio from the 300 trailer mashed-up with footage from The Simpsons TV show and movie trailers ...

"Read a Harry Potter book for Jesus!"

This is either a very clever statement, or I have crossed a terrible, terrible line ...

The "Read a Harry Potter book for Jesus!" t-shirt. So what's the story behind the inspiration for this latest bit of mischief? I'll admit that part of it is because as a Christian, I don't have a problem with the Harry Potter books. But also because it really hit me earlier today, while going through a certain portion of the book Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, that there is an amazing use of scripture toward the end of the book. It's not directly quoting from the Bible, but it's a wonderful depiction of the nature of God.

It's toward the end of the next-to-last chapter of the book, "The Lost Prophecy". I was finding so many Bible verses that reflect what Dumbledore is saying there, that I literally lost count of them all.

There's no telling how many people have possibly received a knowledge of the gospel through these books and others, like the Chronicles of Narnia. It doesn't matter how the truth is presented or what the exact words are - this isn't Gnosticism we're dealing with after all - just so long as the truth is presented.

So ... should I wear this thing on Friday night? :-P

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Nintendo moving to retire Game Boy

GameDaily is reporting that Nintendo is apparently set to retire the Game Boy brand name ... at least for now. The Nintendo DS has become such a strong component of Nintendo's gaming strategy that it's almost completely overshadowing the original Game Boy line: something that wasn't predicted when the DS hit the market a few years ago.

Since the first Game Boy model went on sale in 1989, the line has sold a staggering 200 million units, from the original "spinach-green screen" Game Boy to the Game Boy Advance SP Mark II.

I bought my first Game Boy - the original - in 1993 to play on the plane during my trip to Belgium. I played the heck out of that lil' unit (still have it in great condition too) and accumulated quite a library of games for it. Then the Game Boy Color came out in 1998: the moment I heard that Game Boy was finally going color, I knew that I had to upgrade. The day after that Christmas, I went all over town trying to find a Game Boy Color and ended up buying one (it was the purple translucent model) at the Target off Wendover Avenue in Greensboro. That one went everywhere with me and was quite a faithful companion when I moved to Asheville a little over a year later.

Then for our first Christmas since getting married, Lisa gave me a Game Boy Advance. I think I played it for about 5 minutes on Christmas Day 'cuz Lisa couldn't let go of it! The next day we went and got her one too and used to play against each other with that link-up cable. Then for Christmas 2005 when the Game Boy Advance SP with the brighter light-up screen came out, I got that for her as a Christmas present and she gave me a Nintendo DS. So in one form or another, portable Nintendo gaming has been a part of our lives for most of the past decade and a half. So many fond memories ...

I might do a feature at some point about all-time best (and worst) Game Boy games. In the meantime, it's sad to see Nintendo retiring a long-respected brand. But by any standard, it has had quite an enviable run for a video game system!

Online petition for CD of Jablonsky's TRANSFORMERS score

I just set up the Transformers score by Steve Jablonsky CD online petition.

Why?

Here are some of the comments that people have made on this post and on its followup in recent days ...

"I love original score to movies and Transformers caught my ear as soon as the movie got 20 minutes in. Im hoping they release an original score soundtrack, if they don't, it would be a crime."

"Yup, I absolutely LOVED the score and I'm dying for it to come out! I've seen the movie twice, and I would absolutely go again just to listen to the score!"

"i saw it 3 times and the last two where just to listen to the score. i am a very big movie score kind of guy and i have to say it was the best on e out of any that i have heard in any movie. It set the mood and struck the emotional attachment to what was going on during the movie better than any score iv heard. i would put it up there with brave heart and Gettysburg. i definitely will be buying it when it come out"

"I hope the reason they are taking so long releasing it, is that they are perfecting it. Although, it was soooo wicked in the movie, its good enough!!!The autobots arrival scene gave me chills..."

"I'll put my vote in for the score as well, and my money. If it comes out I'll buy it."

"I got here doing the same thing, Looking for the score. The movie was awesome, seen it twice and the Score is EPIC."

"I know! I from sweden im also looking for the Score to transformers 2007."

"I agree with all of you 100% The score was fanominal. Particualy the Autobots arrival and Bumblebee's capture. I've seen the movie about five times now, and everytime i hear that music i get a lump in my throat. Truely amazeing, I can't wait."

"I've seen the movie 4 times myself and I absolutely love it. I too wish to have the true score of the movie. The soundtrack they released is okay, but the score would be awesome. I love the parts when the Autobots arrive and when the military men are fighting Scorponuk. Here's hoping."

"i agree the score in this movie is off the chain
i really hope they come out with the score soundtrack"

At least three people have told me personally that part of the reason they have gone back to watch Transformers again, is to hear the orchestral soundtrack by Steve Jablonsky.

This blog continues to get slammed with hits that, when I check the logs, are from folks who are doing Google searches for variations of "transformers", "score", "jablonsky", "cd" and the like. In fact, I would say that right now, out of the several hundred visits this blog currently gets per day, maybe 60-80 percent are from people looking for information - any at all - on a Transformers score album.

I can't say enough how much it looks like from this end that there is a demand for this CD.

Now, we know from SoundtrackNet that a score album is "in the works", and no doubt that I'm joining a lot of people who are thankful to hear that. So yeah I know: what's the point of petitioning for something that's supposed to be coming out anyway?

The purpose of this petition is to underline how much we really do want this outstanding orchestral score. As much as we enjoy having the soundtracks of the Star Wars movies and The Lord of the Rings in our collections, we would love to have Steve Jablonsky's score for Transformers among them. And we not only want this album, but we believe that this is a score that deserves a lot of care and attention be lavished on its production.

Here's the link to the petition again. Feel free to sign and pass it around, if you feel so led :-)

Monday, July 16, 2007

Catholic sex abuse case demands that priests be allowed to marry

This post may get a whole lotta folks mad at me, but I don't care. It needs to be said...

You've probably heard by now that the Los Angeles diocese of the Roman Catholic Church is paying $660 million to keep from going to court over long-standing allegations of sexual abuse of children by its priests.

This could have been avoided if the Catholic Church had long ago put an end to its insane policy that forbids its clergy to marry.

The Catholic Church believes that priests and nuns should be "married" to the church. That if the hearts and minds of its clergy are fully devoted to serving the Church, that this will provide an adequate substitute for the natural sex drive that almost all of us have. The implication is that if its priests and nuns are "tempted by the flesh" enough to desire sexual stimulation, then they "obviously" are not seeking purity and holiness enough.

The result is Lord only knows how many generations of men who are emotionally arrested as adolescents and remain that way for the rest of their lives, with no understanding of how to manage their natural instincts. So it is that many of them are compelled by their vows - from consequence if not from policy - to satisfy their sexual drive however they can.

That's not an excuse for these priests' behavior. But something sure as the world precipitated it.

All of this from the horrible and very mistaken belief that sex - and everything associated with it - is sinful by nature.

There is nothing sinful about sex, when it is expressed as God intended it. Within the confines of marriage between husband and wife, sex is not just a means of pleasure and relieving of natural drives: sex becomes an act of worship. Between husband and wife who are united in the eyes of God, sex is a holy and beautiful means of expressing not only love for each other, but love for the One who created them.

The apostle Paul spoke quite a bit about this in 1st Corinthians. To those who feel this need, then "they should marry, for it is better to marry than to burn with passion", Paul wrote. Ideally, marriage is supposed to be about much more than "the sex". In marriage as God designed it, sex is just one way of expressing love, rather than what defines love. But in the circles of this world, sex is what physically unites man and woman into something greater than the sum of the parts. So it is that marriage of man and woman is an illustration on this earth of the union, the "marriage", between Chris and His bride, the church (the church as in all who belong to Him).

The Catholic policy of forbidding priests and nuns the right to marry not only denies them the satisfying of physical nature, but of the spiritual nature also. The Catholic Church is forcing them to cut themselves off from what is, in the proper context, a magnificent intimate knowledge of God through the beautiful mystery of marriage.

It's like this: just about all of us, at some point in our lives, want to get laid. It's a design feature of God's engineering to keep the human race going. Being compelled to ignore it, for whatever reason, just doesn't work. It leads to very bad things happening, like priests molesting little kids.

On this point it would be a better thing to concede to human nature per God's instructions, and not the screwy thinking of mere men. Let the priests and nuns marry so that they can enjoy all the deep, passionate, hot-blooded sex that they want, just as God meant it to be part of marriage.

And for whatever it's worth, the priests who squirmed their way out of meeting real justice in this case should be strung up from the nearest telephone pole by their circular reproductive units. With piano wire.

Really wacky prediction for HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS

I don't know if anyone has suggested this yet, but here goes...

We know that the body count is going to peg the needle in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, due out this coming Saturday. J.K. Rowling showed that she was playing for keeps in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire but the past two books especially have made it clear: nobody is safe.

The biggest question of all: Will Harry Potter be one of those who perish?

Theories abound. I've thought for awhile now about what might happen: Harry discovers that he himself is one of the Horcruxes, during the final battle he turns his own wand toward his chest and does the Avada Kedavera spell, killing himself and destroying the Horcrux... and then Ron and Hermione and everyone else attacks the now-mortal Voldemort. Now, for some reason, I'm not so sure if that's what will happen. I'll be surprised if it does.

No, I think Rowling has something even crazier in mind for how to wrap up this story.

What if... in the final showdown between Harry and Voldemort, Voldemort commits suicide?

I'm thinking it could go like this: Voldemort is made to confront not only all of the evil that he has done with his life, but also how tortured and diminished his own soul has become. It overwhelms him so much, that it makes him forget his lust for immortality. He realizes that for all the power that he has gained, in the end it is totally meaningless. In despair, Voldemort performs the Avada Kedavera spell on himself. It might be the only noble thing that he will have ever done with his life.

I know: that sounds completely bonkers. But hey, I made an off-the-cuff prediction two years ago for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, and I hit the bullseye on that one. So who knows, maybe I'll have extrapolated well again :-)

E-mail sez TRANSFORMERS has morphed me into Satan's agent

A lady named Shirley Skidmore, who is apparently from somewhere in east Texas, sent me the following e-mail. This must be in reference to my recent post about Focus on the Family disapproving of Transformers. Here's Shirley's letter...
Subject: What Are You Transformed By?

Chris, Chris, Chris!

You have to be dead to the things of Christ to approve of this filtly liscensious movie. The teen starlet was dressed as a whore . Every move, every direction, every word on her account was conformed to the gutteral nature of a Godless culture. You areyond believabilty to deny that lust was the drawing card for much of the film. Pornographic techniques were used to the max here. The lanquage in both subject and vanacular was Godless. It transformed eveyone who watched it to a place farther from Christ's standard.

Only blind and naked Christians could possibly support this film . It was a shame to see such a great idea waisted in the dump of filth that it was wrapped around. If you made such a film and showed to your neighborhood children, you would be arrested for child sexual abuse.

Hollywood usesthe law to corporately produce and legally protect artistic work that we know is wrong on every level.

You are still very much a babe in Christ, if you really believe that scripturally this film can past muster. It just can't be done. I come from a family who really love action films and this clearly shamelessly crossed the line of acceptable for those claiming the name of Christ. Take some time to examine if you in fact have been transformed by the world or by the renewing of your mind to things of God.

I am strong believer too. And the more I grow , the more the Lord reveals of His wisdom and the foolish deciept of the world's. This film harms children by exposing them to sexual content in the light of entertainment, writen from a Godless point of view. As far back as the Old Testiment, believers are told to guard our children's hearts. I would guess you have no children, because before I did, I rationalized much like you do. There is no way I could see the real harm until the Lord gave me a life to hand back to Him. I want to be very careful in the servant I raise for His glory.

Blessings,
Shirley

This is one of the most ridiculous things to have ever landed in my in-box... and I was the one who possibly most took the brunt of the silly season that happened during the 'N Sync/Attack of the Clones fiasco, mind ya.

Shirley's letter is rife with the kind of hysteria that Christians are known way too much for. It's the kind of spiritual mentality that supposes that we are to cower in fear of this world. As if it has power over us that we cannot resist.

That's a pretty sad way to cheapen the power of Christ within us, if you ask me.

Here's what I want to know: Did Shirley actually watch Transformers on her own? Or is she only relying on what Focus on the Family and others have told her to think and believe about Transformers? Because unless Frenzy transformed into a vibrator and we missed it, I didn't see anything that qualifies Transformers as "pornographic".

I watched Transformers with two of the people who are closest to me: my wife, and one of my best friends of almost thirty years. However shallow Shirley believes my own spirit is, I can vouch that each of these two have a very deep and profound faith in God. And I can't speak for them, but I do know that they have high standards and that if Transformers was anything remotely like what Shirley is describing here, I believe without a doubt that they would have walked out of the theater. As it so happened, when we left the theater after watching Transformers (read my review here) we were talking about how terrific the effects were and how great it was to finally see a live-action Transformers movie: something Chad and I as kids used to dream of seeing one day.

The charge that Megan Fox's character was "being dressed as" and acted like "a whore" is, not to put too fine a point on it, loony. As for "pornographic techniques were used to the max here" goes: did we get to see Starscream being "serviced" by a Boeing 777? Did Ironhide have a leather-clad dominatrix beating his steering wheel with a whip to "drive faster, drive FASTER!"?

No, we didn't. We saw giant robots hashing it out and beating the snot out of each other. That's what most of us were looking at the screen to see, and not some slight against morality that may or may not even really be there.

All my life, I've seen some Christians act like this. There is a certain variety of my creed that is not happy unless there is some "evil" in the world that must be demonized and stamped-out. Anyone remember the original Dungeons & Dragons game? I actually played that some when I was younger. That was at the same time that some Christians were declaring it to be "Satan's game". Then years after that it was the card game Magic: The Gathering that was "evil". Not long after that it was Pokemon that was the bugaboo to be avoided.

And I can't imagine these same Christians doing anything but salivating at the prospects that are coming with the release of the final Harry Potter novel this week. For ten years now, Harry Potter has been these Christians' favorite whipping-boy. They're actually secretly happy that there is something like Harry Potter out there, that gives them the opportunity to show off how much they can hate something. Trust me: they aren't going to let this final opportunity simply go by without raising a fuss of some kind or another.

And really, that's what all of this is about. This is how groups like Focus on the Family stay so powerful: because they're adept at playing on how eager most people are to hate something, anything, and exploiting that for gain. It's the Two-Minutes Hate from George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four put into active practice. It's only been recently that I've realized how often that process is used in real life. It's quite scary when you think about it, about how easily we let others manipulate our emotions so that we are turned into something pliable for their own means.

If this bothers Shirley Skidmore so much, then I would suggest that she spend more time studying the Bible for her own spiritual edification, instead of trying to tear down others who are stronger than her in the faith. That some of us have already moved on to meat while she's too timid to try anything but milk shouldn't be cause for jealousy among fellow believers.

Other than the use of that one word, there wasn't anything about Transformers that I would be intimidated against watching with an appropriately-aged child. And if he or she asked questions, I wouldn't shy away from talking about what that word means, either. That's what parents are supposed to do with their children, isn't it? It's what they do when they love and care for their children... or I thought so, anyway. We can't be a shield for them against the world for every moment of their young lives, but we can do our darndest to give them the wisdom and insight that they will need to confront it, so that they might change it and it not change them.

And so far as this goes...

"If you made such a film and showed to your neighborhood children, you would be arrested for child sexual abuse"
I've probably spent more than enough time than a person who would make such a statement deserves.

I've seen Transformers twice now, have examined it with the conscience that God gave me, and have yet to find anything about it that would present a threat against that conscience. If some people fear it would be a bane to their spirituality, then they should avoid it if they feel led to do so. But I still like it and I'm going to keep recommending it to others. I hope to see it at least once more in the theaters. When the DVD comes out I will gladly add it to my collection.

And if Shirley Skidmore thinks she can make a better movie, then as a film-maker myself, I gladly invite her to do so. In the meantime, she and other Christians with this mindset should do the rest of us a favor and stop making our faith come across as one full of nothing but busybodies looking for hobgoblins.

Saturday, July 14, 2007

EXCLUSIVE: The FINAL PAGE from HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS!

This has to be the biggest coup in the history of this blog. Yes, ladies and gentlemen it is true: this evening the absolute very last page of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was sent to The Knight Shift. This is it! This is how the entire saga ends for good. This is the most absolute toppest-top secret that J.K. Rowling has been sitting on for over ten years now.

If you DO NOT WANT TO BE SPOILED, you are advised to TURN BACK NOW!

I mean it!

MASSIVE HARRY POTTER SPOILERS AHEAD

You sure you want to know?

Okay, let it be on your own head. Don't say that I didn't warn you.

Here it is, the final page from the very last chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows:

"Is there anything you would like from the menu?" Rosmerta asked.

"Three bottles of butterbear and an order of onion rings, please" replied Ron.

Rosmerta said "coming right up" and left for the kitchen. Harry looked around the pub: a family was laughing at a table close to the window. At the bar, a wizard was nursing a mug of meade.

Hermione turned to Ron. "You told her we would be here, right?"

"Ginny said she was going to come right after Apparation practice," Ron told her.

A trio of tough-looking Slytherins walked through the door. Harry watched them sit down. At the bar, a wizard in a Member's Only jacket was getting up and headed to the restroom.

Without warning, the scar on Harry's head began to tingle madly in pain.

The front door of the Three Broomsticks opened.

Harry looked up.

There you go folks: the conclusion of the Harry Potter saga. Discuss!

RACE TO THE DEATHLY HALLOWS is finished! All 6 Harry Potter books read in less than 3 weeks!

A few minute ago, just 27-some hours since I finished re-reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, I arrived at the last page of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, the penultimate installment of the entire saga (and once again, I find that the last 5 chapters of that book fly by fast!).

It was on the night of June 25th that I started re-reading ALL of the Harry Potter books in what was then just less than a month before the release of the seventh and final novel in the series: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. It gets published everywhere at 12:01 a.m. next Saturday. Our copy is already pre-ordered and waiting for us.

And now, on July 14th, I'm ready for it. I think re-reading all the subsequent books made going through Half-Blood Prince much more enjoyable and worthwhile in preparation for the final novel.

And you know what? I'm just as undecided as the first time I read this book two years ago about which side Severus Snape is really on. I've tried figuring him out so much that I've had to give up out of frustration. However this turns out for him, it's going to pack a wallop of a surprise for me.

So, here it is. This war that has spanned two generations is about to enter the final stretch. After six books covering just as many years, we've arrived at the endgame. The authoress has said that all the pieces have been put on the board. After a decade of debate and speculation, one week remains to wonder about how this is going to finally play out.

The only prediction that I'm brave enough to make: at 12:01 a.m. on July 31st, Number 4 Privet Drive in Little Whinging is going to become one helluva smoking crater.

In the meantime, I'm happy for re-reading all six of the previous novels in way less than a month!

(So Jenna and Darth Larry, where are you guys at now? :-)

Friday, July 13, 2007

I passed my Praxis II tests with flying colors!

Just got the score report today. I scored above average on both content knowledge and pedagogy. And my score on content knowledge was high enough that it qualified for "ETS Recognition of Excellence".

So ummmm... anybody wanna hire a history/social studies teacher who is guaranteed to make the classroom learning experience an interesting one?

What a great way to cap off an already good week. Funny how just about all of it involved education one way or another...

Anyhoo, I'm happy :-)

Audio clips from the Board of Education meeting this past week

Here's the report that I filed a few days ago about the meeting of the Rockingham County Board of Education this past Monday night, during which the board voted 7-3 (with 2 abstaining) to rescind their vote in April that would have mandated school uniforms at Reidsville Middle and Reidsville High schools. Richard Moore has posted some audio clips - including one that encompasses ALL of the public comments - on his site. Here are the links to the clips, in Windows Media format...
- Opponents of Standard Mode Of Dress speak out against the policy and urge the board to rescind the vote

- Board member Ron Price berates POTSMOD (People Opposed To Standard Mode Of Dress) and TV station WGSR as being "bad for the community" and blames them for changing people's minds

- Board member Herman Hines shares his thoughts about school dress policy

RACE TO THE DEATHLY HALLOWS: Now ORDER is finished

A short while ago, and a few days after seeing the movie version, I finished reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. That's now five Harry Potter novels out of the six released so far and I'm trying to read them all before the final chapter, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, comes out next Saturday.

Ever since I first read this four years ago, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix has been my favorite of the series and I found myself enjoying it even more this time. As well as catching things that seemed totally innocuous on the first reading or two but now seem to have major significance. Of course everyone by now knows about the locket that can't be opened, that was found while cleaning up 12 Grimmauld Place. But I couldn't help think about some other things too... like how now, more than ever, the idea that Harry himself could be a Horcrux seems more possible than ever. I say that in light of what happens with Harry and his visions, and thinking about the words of the prophecy.

I think one of the bigger themes that J.K. Rowling is playing with in these books is that government, especially one as bureaucratic as the Ministry of Magic, is more of a hindrance than a help and that it always, always winds up hopelessly corrupt. Now more than ever, I'm hoping that Arthur Weasley winds up as the new Minister before the series is out. There's also the thing about how education is ruined when there's too much government interference.

Let's put it this way: I think that every teacher and school administrator in the country should read the Harry Potter books, just so they can read and understand Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, because it is a very scathing indictment against a lot of things that go on so far as public education is concerned.

When Harry, Ron, Hermione and the rest of the "rescue team" infiltrate the Department of Mysteries, they find a series of rooms with various natures. These contain the subjects that the Unspeakables (wizards who work in the Department) are studying. One room, the "Brain Room", I believe deals with the mysteries of the mind. Another one is devoted to the mysteries of time. Then there is the "Death Chamber": the amphitheater-like room looking down on the crumbling stone archway with the veil. This is the place alluded to when Nearly-Headless Nick tells Harry that death is one of the subjects studied in the Department of Mysteries.

And then there is one other room that we know of: the one with the locked door that can't be opened despite Harry and the gang's best efforts. The one we can assume Dumbledore is speaking of when he tells Harry that there is a room in the Department of Mysteries "that is kept locked at all times. It contains a force that is at once more wonderful and more terrible than death, than human intelligence, than forces of nature. It is also, perhaps, the most mysterious of the many subjects for study that reside there."

Wanna hear my theory - that I've had ever since reading the book four years ago - about what's inside the ever-locked room? My belief on this is stronger than ever.

Here goes: behind the door of the always-locked room in the Department of Mysteries that contains something unimaginably powerful and beyond the scope of natural forces or human understanding... is God.

Think about it: God is the biggest mystery of all. In 1st Corinthians it talks about how the wisdom of man is the foolishness of God. No one can understand God. But we never cease in trying to understand God.

And the fact that Harry and his friends come to the inaccessible room that contains this force, right after finding the Death Chamber... I believe that is significant too, because it is God that is stronger than death itself. The Death Chamber beckoned and tempted. The room that can't be entered may be interesting but it doesn't yield itself to discovery.

That's what I think is behind the door: God. If that's what it is, then I can't begin to imagine the theological metaphors that have been at play in the Harry Potter series that we aren't even aware of yet.

That's a lot of the things that I wound up thinking about this time in reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, but it's so dense a book that there's no doubt that a lot of other things in it are going to be factors before the final installment of the story. Only after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows will I probably notice them, then.

And so the Race to the Deathly Hallows enters its final stretch: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Book 6, is the last one to read before Deathly Hallows is published next Saturday. To the best of my understanding, this puts Darth Larry, Jenna and myself at roughly the same benchmark. Can we get them all in by next Friday night? We'll see! :-)

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Blunt review of HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX movie

I haven't struggled this hard with thoughts about a movie since writing my review of Peter Jackson's King Kong.

It was good, but too much of the book was missing for me to be completely satisfied.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix is my favorite book of them all in the series (so far). It's also the one that I happen to be in the middle of reading as part of my quest to read all of the Harry Potter books before the release of the final one next Saturday. So maybe those things factored into how much I liked it. I've no doubt that if I had never read the Harry Potter books, I would have a whole different feeling about it's movie adaptation.

Tonally, they got this movie right so far as how it captures the spirit of the book. Especially with how corrupt the Ministry of Magic has become and how the realms of the magical and the Muggle (non-magic for those with no knowledge of the Potter lexicon) are beginning to overlap as Lord Voldemort's power increases. I thought Imelda Staunton as Dolores Umbridge - my all-time most hated literary character ever - and Evanna Lynch as Luna Lovegood were great. And the special effects were terrific!

The thing is, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix is the most dense book of the series, and to cram the essence of the novel into a two-some hour movie required sacrifice. A lot of sacrifice. I understand that the producers didn't want to include Kreacher the house elf until J.K. Rowling herself made them put him in the movie (she said it would make things much harder later when they made the movie of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the final chapter of the Potter saga). There is nothing about Ron and Hermione becoming prefects and the side-story about how Percy has completely abandoned his family and is now siding fully with the Ministry is completely absent.

The scene where Fred and George flee Hogwarts: a lot of people consider this the single most thrilling moment in all the Harry Potter books. Well, Fred and George's mayhem is in this movie ... but it's changed significantly from how it is in the book. I think the book's scene is much better (the movies erred bigtime by not including Peeves the Poltergeist at all, and when the twins tell Peeves to "Give her hell from us", that would have been a great line to hear in the movie!).

But my biggest disappointment with the movie of Order of the Phoenix has to do with a scene toward the end of the book. In the next-to-last chapter of the novel, after the battle in the Department of Mysteries, Professor Dumbledore sends Harry to wait in his office at Hogwarts. When Dumbledore gets there, Harry ... loses it. He starts ranting at Dumbledore and proceeds to tear the office apart with his bare hands. "I WANT OUT!" Harry screams at Dumbledore, overwhelmed with grief at what just happened in the Department of Mysteries. Harry's tantrum, and then the dialogue between him and Professor Dumbledore ... that's probably the most heartbreaking scene of the Harry Potter books to date. It's definitely the most human, with its raw emotion.

That scene isn't in the movie. Oh sure, we see Harry and Dumbledore talking in Dumbledore's office, but there is no "wrathful Harry" and it's quite subdued. I was sure that this scene would have been in the movie. It would have been one that elevated the Harry Potter movies into a whole higher level of seriousness. And they didn't choose to use it. I'm really let-down that we didn't get to see this.

On the other hand, there were some nice touches that showed considerable thought: like the huge portrait of Cornelius Fudge, the Minister of Magic, that glowers down on everyone from the ceiling at the Ministry of Magic: that spoke volumes about what the Minister has now become. And the use of the zoom-ins on the Daily Prophet to convey the sense of what was going on in the magic world outside of Hogwarts) was an awesome idea!

I guess I have to say that I did enjoy the movie, but I thought that it didn't quite live up to what I was expecting and hoping for. There really needs to be a 3-4 hour long film adaptation of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix to do the story the justice it deserves. Or better: someday there should be a complete re-doing of the Harry Potter movies, after the book series has been complete and there's a full understanding of the scope of the story and all its necessary details. I've noticed for the past few movies now that with each new film, there are problems because of details from the books that were ignored completely in the movie version. With Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix the movie, those small cuts are now threatening to become vile open wounds.

I'll say that I liked this movie. And maybe it will grow on me more as the last two movies did (it took me awhile to really like Prisoner of Azkaban's movie: didn't enjoy it too well at first but now I think it's the best of the series) with subsequent viewings. As it stands right now though, my favorite movie of this summer is still Transformers, which I want to see at least once more while it's in theaters.

For what some others thought about Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, my wife Lisa reviews it from an educator's perspective, Jenna Olwin talks about her experience watching the film in an IMAX theater, and Darth Larry can't say enough good things about the movie (actually his entire blog has gone a little Harry Potter crazy lately :-)