But anything like a smallish piece of prose? The connection couldn't be made. Not until toward the end of this last summer, and maybe someday I'll be able to talk about that.
Wednesday, January 30, 2019
"At The Crossroads": An invitation to a short story
But anything like a smallish piece of prose? The connection couldn't be made. Not until toward the end of this last summer, and maybe someday I'll be able to talk about that.
Shyamalan's GLASS concludes the superhero trilogy we don't deserve and didn't know we needed
After a few disappointments (including 2006's bewildering and nigh-incomprehensible Lady In The Water) my interest had grown wary - to put it mildly - in M. Night Shyamalan's work. The wunderkind who in 1999 brought us The Sixth Sense and then Unbreakable followed by Signs and The Village (a film I will never be ashamed to defend) had been hailed as "his generation's Steven Spielberg."
But then Shyamalan kinda wandered off the reservation. Went weird. Became the strange relative who packs up and goes into places that only his deepest id seems to understand. Sometimes he comes back from the quest with renewed vision and perspective. Sometimes he doesn't. Sometimes he fails to come back at all.
Tuesday, January 15, 2019
Go-ing in blind...
Friday, December 28, 2018
I'm no artist, but...
Not looking for pity or sympathy for myself. Just trying in some meager way to evoke what it is like for many, many people in this world. Because I do know firsthand. Maybe someone will see this and it might change a heart or two. Perhaps even more.
I made this graphic earlier tonight. It's the best way that I know to convey it:
Monday, December 24, 2018
Christmas Eve 1968: "...and God bless all of you, all of you on the good Earth."
Tuesday, December 18, 2018
Chris declares THEY SHALL NOT GROW OLD to be the best film of 2018... and DEMANDS that it get a wider release!
Monday, December 03, 2018
A limerick in memory of the Forty-First President
Wednesday, October 31, 2018
"Let me out...": One Night At The Grove Park Inn (a true story)
It was August of 2000. I had been living in Asheville for just over two weeks. With abandon I had thrown myself into the ways and customs of that curious city in the North Carolina mountains. And not just for sake of my new job as investigative reporter.
No, it was more personal than that. Asheville was finally a crack at life on my own, now 26 and a year after an extended season of college. I wanted to make the most of it. To make an escape from previous disappointments with the breaking of new ground.
Part and parcel of that was meeting new people. And being a reporter gave me an edge. Especially in Asheville. A town my landlady had described as "a mixed bowl of nuts". Thirty percent rock-ribbed Christian conservative, thirty percent very liberal, and forty percent anything and everything in between. Being a journalist there puts one in contact with all the characters. Already I had met the mayor, the district's representative in Congress, a purple-haired man calling himself Cassandra (after the woman in The Iliad who prophesied about the fall of Troy but wasn't believed), "the Thong Guy" (don't ask), and a number of other interesting folk. Still to come was covering the massive "We Still Pray" Christian rally, the "We Still Work Magic" rally the local witchcraft community held a few weeks later at the same high school stadium, being called "a--hole" by a future President of the United States, and a photo together with Bill Cosby that I can't show anymore.
As wildly entertaining as that all sounds, it was serious business. And I still hold dear the lessons and virtues of good and impartial reporting that the editor and publisher shared with me. However I may go as a writer for the rest of my life, I owe much to each of them.
So even when it came to the "Summer Spook Series", I was determined to approach matters with an objective eye and a mind divorced from suggestion or duress. Not to be a prejudiced skeptic, but neither to be overwhelmed with sensation about the supernatural.
It was "for fun," my editor had said. "Part Scooby-Doo and part The Blair Witch Project". But we were still a weekly newsmagazine toward which there was responsibility to be had. The readers were owed the facts, whatever they may be, and the opportunity to weigh it on their own.
And so it was, at 9 p.m. on a Monday night, that ten of us - the wife of the editor, a fellow reporter, some high school students, a business owner, and a few others including Yours Truly - met in the lobby of the Grove Park Inn. Reputedly one of the most haunted hotels in the world.
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It had been in the final months of the Belle Époque that the Grove Park Inn first opened its doors. But it was in the decade after the Great War that the place truly exploded to life. The Roaring Twenties came hard and raucous to this hotel in the hills above Asheville, and even today one without understanding why might expect to see flapper girls and catch the whiff of expensive French cigarettes. And Prohibition be damned! The liquor flowed well within the halls and rooms of the Grove Park, with a sly wink and a knowing grin.
Maybe that has something to do with how it is that the name of the young woman who died there around 1920 has been forgotten. She fell to her death within the hotel, from over a balcony and onto the hard stone of the Palm Court three stories below. As any large resort or park or fine ocean-going vessel, tragedy can and will transpire amid revelry. And there was little revelry as that in the wake of the Kaiser's vanquishing.
All that is known today is that she died instantly and that she had apparently been staying in Room 545.
At least, however, we know who had been a guest in Room 441 for a year between 1935 and 1936. It had been none other than F. Scott Fitzgerald. The author of the celebrated novel The Great Gatsby had consigned himself to residence at the Grove Park Inn. Hoping out of desperation that the environment might stimulate his writing. As well as being close to the sanitarium where his beloved wife Zelda was receiving psychiatric care.
Fitzgerald spent much of the darkest period of his life at the Grove Park Inn. A few years later in 1940, he died a broken man.
In 1948, the nearby Highland Hospital was destroyed in a fire. Stories persist that the patients had been drugged and locked within their rooms, abandoned by a vengeful nurse who lit the match. Zelda Fitzgerald and eight others perished in the flames.
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Late one evening in 1998 a newly-hired security guard at the Grove Park Inn believed he had spotted a guest "wandering around drunk on the grounds, in an old-style costume." He radioed his supervisor about it and was met with a screaming voice demanding that he return to the hotel. Bewildered, the guard looked toward where he had seen the woman, but she was no longer there.
Upon entering the security office the supervisor was shouting threats about immediate termination. And then the threats stopped when the boss realized that in sincerest honesty the guard, who had just relocated to the area, had never heard about the Pink Lady.
It was sometime in the Twenties that the woman in Room 545 began letting staff and guests understand that she was reluctant to leave so abruptly. The new guard had become just the latest to witness her comings and goings.
Even today, guests report that they feel tickled during the night, especially on their feet, by "someone else" in their room. Lights flicker on with no one touching the switch. Young children tell their parents the next morning about "the nice woman" who came to visit them during the night.
She is the Pink Lady. A spectral young woman who has been sighted hundreds of times throughout the Grove Park Inn. And over the decades many of them have come from guests staying in Room 545.
There have also been stories about Room 441. About the sound of typing coming from behind its doors when no one was staying within. And at times, sightings of men and women in period attire who vanish upon a second look.
It is not surprising then that the Grove Park Inn has become the subject of numerous studies by paranormal investigators: some professional, many not. One respected group, L.E.M.U.R. Investigations, had recently finished an extensive study of the Grove Park. Their findings: based on the weight and consistency of the reports from so many guests and staff, something was amiss at the hotel.
The team of the "Summer Spook Series" would be the next to investigate the Grove Park Inn.
And the editor informed us that by special arrangement with the Grove Park's management, we would have Room 545 all to ourselves...
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Beginning at 10 p.m., we would split into teams and cover the hotel and the surrounding grounds. Throughout the night on the hour we would meet back in Room 545 to give reports and compare notes. Two of us would remain in the room itself.
The editor's wife had a couple of cameras, including one loaded with infrared film. I had a notepad and a micro cassette recorder. She and I and another team member were accompanied by a guard and given access to the clubhouse, near the Grove Park's golf course and not far from the hotel itself.
We used flashlights to navigate as we walked around the rooms, and the banquet hall had already been set up for a formal event of some kind. That is where I found myself alone around 10:40. The cassette recorder was still whirring away. I had forgotten it was on at all after getting some comments from the guard.
If there had been anything unusual in the clubhouse, we didn't see it or hear it.
A little over an hour later during our group's second meeting in Room 545, as the others were discussing what and where to go next, I rewound the tape to find some bits of the conversation with the guard. I thought I was close to it but I was wrong. It turned out to be a segment from the time we were inside the clubhouse.
And that's when we heard it on the tape:
"Let me out..."
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As best as we could determine, it was from the time I had been in the banquet room. Nobody else had been inside apart from myself.
But still, there it was. A voice, gender indeterminate. Whispering "Let me out..." followed by something unintelligible. I rewound the tape and played it back several times, without suggesting to anyone else what it might be.
Every person in our group said that it sounded like someone saying "Let me out..."
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Okay, well... it was a bit spooky. A week later an experienced investigator listened to the tape and remarked that it seemed very much that I had recorded what in the trade is called "electronic voice phenomenon". And that there had been many such cases reported ever since the invention of the phonograph. Even today, there are times when I think about that night and I wrack my brain trying to remember if anyone else had come into the banquet room that night. But I don't recall anyone at all. And I don't think I was speaking to myself either. I certainly didn't say "Let me out..." in a hushed but quite audible whisper.
At fifteen after midnight we dispersed again. Before we did, the editor's wife took a few random photos with the infrared-loaded camera inside Room 545. Those were the first pictures made on the roll of film.
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I was with a group of other people, including my fellow reporter. We walked a short distance to what was at the time the studios of ABC affiliate WLOS. A cardboard standup of one of the on-air newscasters looked out from a window, his face beaming a cheery smile. No doubt a great laugh during the daytime. At night, strolling from the Grove Park Inn, it was a bit surreal.
Nothing happened between then and 1 a.m. Neither did anything remarkable transpire between 1 and 2.
And nothing happened between 2 and 3 either. That was when I decided to visit the fourth floor: completely empty of guests and staff at the time due to renovation. Sheets of canvas and paint buckets and lengths of lumber and table saws were throughout the floor, up and down the hallways.
I was alone for almost the entire hour, sitting with my back to the wall. Room 441 was within eyesight to my right. The plaque on the door noting that it had been F. Scott Fitzgerald's residence during his time in Asheville reflecting what dull light came down from the upper floor. There was not a sound from either above or the atrium three stories below.
At 3 a.m. I returned to Room 545. The fourth floor had not yielded up anything unusual.
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The editor's wife wanted to see Fitzgerald's room.
I returned to the fourth floor, bringing her along. We came to the outside of Room 441. Again, not a sound apart from our own quiet voices. Nobody had told directly us to stay off of the fourth floor, but neither did we assume that it would have been permitted had we asked. We were being discreet about it.
The editor's wife took some photos with both regular film and the infrared-loaded camera. Including one infrared shot down the hallway, with Room 441's door situated in the left of the picture, the floor immediately in front of it clear in the scope.
We saw nothing with our eyes. But there was one curious incident that occurred. She had brought a small magnetic compass with her. We had been told beforehand that sometimes compasses would act odd in places supposedly haunted. Not far from Room 441 she brought the compass out. The needle was spinning. Not far, but certainly not at a snail's pace either. It would turn one way, then veer toward the other direction.
Why it did that, we could never explain.
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4 a.m. The group met in Room 545 once again. Nothing else to report. And by 6 a.m. and the sun beginning to rise we all decided that we had done our part and that at least there was a ghostly voice to show for it. We each went on our way. I returned to my apartment and crashed for a few hours before going in to the office.
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"Okay, Chris, this is going to make your jaw hit the floor."
It was Friday morning. Three days after the end of the first "Summer Spook Series" investigation. The night at the Grove Park Inn was already falling behind in the rear-view mirror of my brain. Yes, there had been the weird sound from the tape recorder but... heck, that could have been anything.
Then my editor showed me the photos.
It had taken a few days to get the infrared film developed. They had received the pics the previous afternoon, after I had left for the evening.
The first two that he showed me were from inside Room 545. The photos were a grainy black and white, but otherwise were not much different from pics taken with standard film. However, in each of the photos and especially remarkable in one of them, there was a very clear "artifact" in view hanging over the bed. It seemed very much to be not on the wall, but in the air itself.
What it was, we couldn't figure out. There were two of our team in the photo and they seemed oblivious to it. But there it was, right between them.
It was odd. But otherwise, not something one's mind might linger upon.
The next photo however was absolutely disquieting.
It was the one his wife had taken on the fourth floor, aimed down the hallway and with the door to Room 441 in view. Again, a grainy black and white image.
Yet very visible, in the center of the image, there was someone standing in the hallway.
Someone with a face. Looking toward the camera. It seemed to be the face of a woman. Wearing, perhaps, a long dress.
She was smiling. And eighteen years later, long after the most recent time I've seen the photo, those eyes still haunt me, for lack of any better term.
Nobody else had been on the fourth floor with us. But there it was. A third person, who had only turned up in an infrared photograph.
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The same professional investigator who examined my audio recording told us that he believed we had captured a legitimate image of... well, something. And it is a testament to his objectivity that he could not suggest what it was. Only that it was empirical evidence, along with the apparent voice on the cassette tape.
No one in our group saw anything with our own eyes, or heard with our ears alone. But by at least three different means the equipment we used, we had detected some very, very peculiar "signatures" around the Grove Park Inn. I still have the audio recording somewhere. The photograph is in the possession of my former editor.
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So... is the Grove Park Inn haunted? More to the point: are there such things as ghosts?
I'm inclined to say that there is something at the Grove Park Inn. And that's just based on the testimony of people I interviewed personally, along with the mountain of documented reports over the past century. It's more than enough to discount any mass delusion going on.
As to what precisely it might be...
I'm skeptical of the existence of ghosts as entities of a spiritual nature. However, I have held to a theory for quite a long time now, even before that night at the Grove Park Inn. It is this: that we still don't understand everything about the realm of electromagnetism and quantum physics. There may be more than two dozen different dimensions to the universe, according to string theory. But that's just conjecture based on math and bits of evidence from high-energy particle experiments. That "grand unified theory" remains as elusive as ever.
Maybe what are known as "ghosts", are like a signature on a local environment. Something analogous to a recording on a VCR (a "video cassette recorder" for millennials and younger who are reading this). And every so often the recording "plays back" on its own or because of a stimulus. Or maybe that's too wacky an explanation. It's the only one I possess to my own satisfaction, however.
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And with today being Halloween, and it's been awhile since I've been able to post something on The Knight Shift (lots of stuff has been happening on my end keeping me from much writing at all) I thought it would be good to make up for it. By sharing a very true story of what happened when I and a group of others spent a night doing what we thought was light-hearted paranormal investigation at one of the most famous - and most haunted - hotels in America.
On my honor, I can attest that the preceding account is a true and accurate one, as best as I can possibly convey.
And that's my ghost story for this Halloween.
Tuesday, September 25, 2018
Chris addresses the Brett Kavanaugh confirmation and declares war against hate at Elon University... with his FIFTH article for American Thinker!
This past week has seen the writing of my second-ever work of short story fiction (while stranded in a motel room along with Tammy the Pup during Hurricane Florence) after trying for decades to crack that art, work begun on a one-act play, finally started plotting a children's book(?!?). And now, it's article #5 written for American Thinker!
Has the Muse roared back from her exile, or what? For awhile I thought she had gone sailing off the cliff in a convertible accompanied by Dignity a'la Thelma and Louise, but anyhoo...
"There's Poisoning the Well, and Then There's Borking the Well" is my take on the Brett Kavanaugh nomination for the United States Supreme Court. However, that's just the peripheral matter of a way bigger issue: that for sake of partisan power there are some - and I'm looking at you in particular, Senator Feinstein - who are enthusiastically willing to trample upon a millennia of legal tradition in abandoning the rule of law. And when that is allowed to transpire, all of us as a people suffer its consequences.
From the article:
The machinations currently deployed against Brett Kavanaugh stem from a heart of darkest cowardice. If his detractors cannot prevail on purely rational and intellectual grounds, then they will do so playing to the basest hysteria and hate. There will be no satisfying their bloodlust until Kavanaugh's haggard, weary face is up on the telescreens, accusing himself of crimes against Big Sister that he never committed. So it is that the yet to be substantiated claims of Ford and Ramirez are now enough, we are told, to override fair and due process. Strangely, this principle never seemed applicable to Juanita Broaddrick, but I digress.But... that's not all, folks! Because something else gets touched on in my new article and this one is much more personal.
It is this: that in the article I'm calling attention to the fact that Elon University - the college I could once be proud to call myself an alumnus of - is now harboring, employing and celebrating someone who has been taking an active part in the harassment of many innocent people, for no reason other than their holding to political beliefs she does not agree with.
Megan Squire, an Elon computer sciences professor, was revealed earlier this year to be an Antifa activist. She is, for all intents and purposes, an enabler of domestic terrorism.
Yeah, I said it. I went there. And from where I'm sitting it's plenty enough cause for myself and other alumni to withhold our contributions to Elon.
Again from the article:
The ol' alma mater already lost my contributions earlier this year – a consequence of Wired revealing that one of Elon's computer professors is Antifa activist who has been compiling a massive database of anyone she deems Lebensunwertes Leben. That means "Republicans," "conservatives," "Alt-Right," "white supremacists," and pretty much everyone listing starboard of Friedrich Engels.As ever, in conveying my thoughts for publication I do my best to steer away from partisan labels and identity politics. As I told a colleague today: "I deal in ideas, not ideologies."
Megan Squire is not only still employed at Elon, but applauded. Last week Squire delivered a "Distinguished Scholar Lecture" about her work supplying the Southern Poverty Law Center with information about their common enemies. This is the same Southern Poverty Law Center whose "hate list" has been used to target innocent people for assassination. Curiously, Squire's work is totally absent any analogues from the left of the political spectrum. A "scholarly oversight," no doubt.
Once upon a time, Elon University was a place that encouraged freedom of ideas and vigorous debate. But as ideological homogeneity has prevailed upon "the most beautiful campus in America," that time is now past. The school that welcomed Margaret Thatcher to dedicate its student center in 1995 would probably have the Iron Lady arrested for trespassing were she still with us.
In good conscience, I can no longer contribute to a school that has embraced intellectual intolerance and has abandoned reason for capricious "feelings." Neither can I endorse my college when it continues to have among its staff a gleeful provider of resources for domestic terrorism. But still, I held out hope that sanity there might yet prevail.
But regardless of where you're coming from on the political spectrum, I like to believe that very, very few of us are comfortable with the knowledge that anyone is being targetted for harassment, intimidation and much worse because of their opinions.
Does Megan Squire believe herself justified in painting her enemies in such broad strokes? Is she a fitting representative of the Elon University community in doing so?
Regardless of whether she does, well... I've no other way to put this. At times I have encountered truly hate-filled people. Like neo-Nazis (got shot at by a gang of them) and the Westboro Baptist Church (had to spent several hours with them one hot summer night in a small television studio).
From where I'm sitting, there is not a shred of difference between the "God Hates Fags" idiots and Megan Squire. One just happens to have a computer science education and a better web page. And also potentially has had her work lead to the injury of others if not worse.
When the objective is hatred, the semantics matter none. And there can be no excuse or justifying that hatred.
So, President Connie Ledoux Book and the trustees of Elon University: in keeping with the school's expressed beliefs in diversity of ideas and backgrounds and that the school should be a safe environment... when are you going to dismiss Dr. Megan Squire from the computer sciences department?
Because having a hate-filled extremist in your faculty, and one so enthusiastically applying her work toward damaging and destroying the lives of others, is the kind of thing that - not to put too fine a point on it - might dry up the alumni contributions. It sure has mine. Having seen some of Dr. Squire's Twitter account, I cannot understand how anyone's life can contain so much anger and hatred. Much less that of a Ph.D.
As far as Squire's work from a purely academic perspective is concerned: she may be brilliant at Python databases but the bias factor of the data itself is so irredeemably out of whack that it's utterly useless beyond a political agenda. Raw data is supposed to be neutral, impartial, agnostic... and Squire's methodology is a betrayal of all of that and more. In short: she is not a serious scholar. That alone would merit reconsidering her status as a member of the faculty.
Having such a malicious person intent upon causing grief to others certainly does not reflect well at all on whatever vestige of Christian values remain from the college's founding under the oaks in 1889.
Which is more important: the reputation and integrity of an institution that many of us still hold dear in our hearts and memories? Or protecting an enabler of domestic terrorism out of some passing fad of "resistance"?
So... "Long live Elon"?
What is it going to be?
Saturday, September 22, 2018
The News & Record has banned me from leaving comments
As for why the banning has taken place: if it was in violation of terms of service, I can't find a single example. And I went back through the past few months, from around late spring when I began leaving comments on their published letters, editorials, and some published articles. Not once was I rude or condescending or suggesting that any other commentator was being an idiot or imbecilic. I strived for both respect and also intelligent conversation to move discussion forward, instead of promoting one ideology or another. The image at the right is a screengrab of a typical exchange, involving a former News & Record editor and myself. If anyone spots any inconformity with the rules of polite society, I would appreciate understanding how.
More likely though, it is nothing more or less than the News & Record editorial staff exercising censorship against those expressing opinion contrary to a leftist bias that grows more apparent with each passing day. And other commenters have suggested much the same. In the words of one:
"They also check our FB pages out. I like your thoughtful comments on N&R. I have been attacked by a few on the left but I try not to be snarky. They love to censor anyone who might be right leaning."I have to concur. It also goes a long way in explaining why there seems to be a 10 to 1 ratio of anti-Trump letters published compared to any conveying anything positive about the man. Given that the vast majority of the News & Record's eleven-county coverage area went solid red for Donald Trump in the 2016 election, the remarkable proportion of letters condemning the man (often on the most ridiculous of grounds) is suspect.
As for what I plan to do so far as the News & Record - the newspaper that I began my writing career with by way of all those letters and occasional op-ed piece and religious articles of mine that they began publishing just before my senior year of high school began - is concerned, there is no doubt at all. I will do nothing apart from this blog post. I'm not even in the Greensboro area anymore, but just "peeking in" every so often to see how transpires events there.
Mostly however, it's because the News & Record as a newspaper is dying. It's been bleeding away readers in recent years like a sliced-open artery. Advertisers are fleeing, and the Sunday classified ads are no longer the small volumes of separate section. A few years ago the page width of the newspaper editions was slashed drastically. Staff has been let go. There is talk of shuttering the once-imposing News & Record headquarters in downtown Greensboro.
None of these are indicators of a healthy and vibrant newspaper enterprise. Not even charging money after ten free articles a month on their website is going to prop up this failing business. Maybe outside (read as: "foreign", parse that as one may) interests might subsidize the News & Record, but the days of being supported by its own community are numbered.
This is what happens when a daily news publication pitches itself as "the journal of record" for an area - an assumption that demands total dedication to impartiality - and instead becomes a propaganda broadsheet. In the case of the News & Record it has turned into a progressive outlet to the far left of old-school Pravda. It is, not to put too fine a point on it, NOT an unbiased and impartial news outlet. It can no longer be trusted and if it ever could, those days are fast receding in the rear-view mirror.
(Incidentally, when I was traveling on a meandering journey across America recently, I visited the offices of many small-town newspapers and not a one of them wasn't thriving. Why were they so strong? Because they committed themselves to news, and with keeping themselves above any social or political agenda. But political agenda is all that the News & Record is motivated by now, apparently. Being snide and condescending and sophomoric and insulting the readers only goes so far before there is blowback.)
So, why should I be upset that I've been banned from making comments on the website of such a newspaper? The News & Record is going to be dead in a few years anyway. All that will remain are microfiche and piled-up copies in the dusty storerooms of the Greensboro Public Library and at UNC-Greensboro. And an empty edifice in the downtown of one of the largest cities in North Carolina. Grim, mute relics of a newspaper that was once acclaimed, respectable, and trusted.
That, and lots of unemployed reporters and editors and managers.
Monday, September 17, 2018
Equal Justice: The Legend of Herkenbald
Maybe it's just me, but a semen-stained dress is a lot more incriminating than high school gossip from thirty-five years ago. That a heap of Kavanaugh's former fellow adolescents are now vouching has been made out of whole cloth circa September 2018.
And then came the day when Herkenbald, after many years of faithful service to his people, was very old and taken with grave illness. He was moved to a bed in the hospital, to wait for the end. And yet, he insisted that he be allowed to carry out the task appointed him long before.
Toward the end, Herkenbald heard a commotion outside of his room. With hesitance, the great magistrate was told that his own nephew had taken a maiden against her will and committed rape. Herkenbald commanded his subordinates to bring his nephew to his bedside.
However, the subordinates disobeyed, and took measures to hide the nephew. And for whatever dumb reason, five days later the nephew came to the hospital on his own and entered Herkenbald's room.
Herkenbald was friendly and kind to his nephew. He was very glad to see the young man, here at the end of his own days. He bid his nephew to come and sit beside him.
And that's when Herkenbald grabbed the youth, held him with all his remaining strength as he pulled out a concealed dagger, and slit his own nephew's throat wide open.
His nephew's body collapsed to the floor. The act discovered even as Herkenbald's breathing grew shallow, the bishop was summoned to hear his confession and to deliver last rites. But Herkenbald refused to confess to the murder of his nephew. It was not murder at all, the judge told the bishop. It was the administration of justice. His nephew had raped a woman and thus forfeited his life. The law was without question in the matter. A crime had been committed and punishment must be meted out. And that is what Herkenbald had done.
Outraged, the bishop refused the final sacraments to Herkenbald. The legend says that just as the bishop was storming out of the room, Herkenbald called out to him. Then Herkenbald blew the high clergyman a holy raspberry: upon his tongue was the sacramental Host. He had been given communion by the highest of all judges. And then, his tasks fulfilled and a proverbial "up yours!" to the Bishop of Brussels, Herkenbald died.
Now if that's not a hardcore myth to convey to apprentice practitioners of the law and to veteran judges and constables alike, then by all rights it should be. The legend of Herkenbald is the perfect morality tale about the law. It is an admonition to judges and to politicians and to all who would hold sacred the rule of law in a society. It is a reminder that though man and his schemes are inescapably fallen, there is an incorruptibility that must be striven toward without favor.
That photo is a depiction of Herkenbald slaying his nephew. The statue itself decorates one of the churches in Brussels.
Maybe there needs to be a sculpture of Herkenbald in the United States Capitol Building. Perhaps in the Rotunda, where every member of the House and Senate might see it. And in the United States Supreme Court Building. And in every courthouse in America. And in law school textbooks.
After all, Lady Justice carries a blade. Herkenbald actually used his.