Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Ken Jennings misses question on taxes: no question taxes won't be missing HIM!

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Engrave the name of Nancy Zerg alongside those of King David, Luke Skywalker, the 1983 N.C. State basketball team, and anyone else who's...

A truth so simple that it didn't hit me until tonight...

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Liberals don't have any damned idea whatsoever about what conservatives really are. Conservatives don't have any damned idea what...
Monday, November 29, 2004

Wanna go ape over six minutes of Middle-earth porn? Return Of The King: Extended Edition trailer is online NOW!!

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The day before Christmas Eve last year Lisa and I decided that for our next holiday season together, we would begin a family tradition. Bei...

Honked-off Muppet threatens Israelis with AK-47 rifle

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Now this scares me. We were safe when the Muppets could only beat you over the head with foam-rubber letters and numbers, but now they'...
Sunday, November 28, 2004

Blazing Saddles is showing on AMC right now

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Yeah, I got it on DVD ('twas the very first one I bought after getting the player) but it's too much fun to watch all the edits for ...
Friday, November 26, 2004

Thanksgiving 2004: Hellfire, Hot Oil, and Turkey Hunger

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The most dangerous form of cooking known to man is widely considered to be cutting and cleaning the fugu blowfish . It takes a chef ten yea...
Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Civil war looms after election of "Weird Al" Yankovic

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Yankovic apparently "fixed" the polls during Ukraine's presidential election and public protests threaten to spiral the count...

Beware the Flying Shrimp Platter of DEATH!

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If this story is accurate, it means that Forrest Gump possesses the world's largest stockpile of weapons of mass destruction. From the ...

Spike Lee, I owe you an apology

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So I'm gonna be up all night: have two turkeys to prepare for deep-frying about 36 hours from now, and in-between injections of marinade...
Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Turning on comments again

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Last week I turned off the comment feature. In retrospect I wish that I hadn't. For awhile it looked like this blog was attracting m...
Monday, November 22, 2004

Your laser printer is sending hardcopy to Big Brother

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It used to be standard policy in the Soviet Union that if you - whether as a private individual or one of the few small businesses allowed d...
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"Despicable" computer game reloads the JFK assassination

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Nope, Electronic Arts didn't roll out The Sims Lone Gunman Expansion Pack while we weren't looking. It ain't a joke either: thi...
Sunday, November 21, 2004

ATTENTION LADIES: Kyle Williams is officially an eligible bachelor!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to wunderkind writer and teenage theological revolutionary (and great guy to have as a friend) Kyle Williams , who hits SWEE...

Internet history - and other kinds - got made three years ago this weekend

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Would have remembered to post about this yesterday, 'cept at the time I'd been going on 7 hours sleep total across the past four day...
Saturday, November 20, 2004

"...Because there were no more worlds to conquer."

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CNN is reporting on several angry Greeks threatening to sue Warner Brothers over the upcoming film Alexander . The contention is whether or...
Friday, November 19, 2004

A thought that came to me a few days ago...

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No minority is so despised and ignored as the individual.

Thoughts and prayers with Condi Rice this afternoon

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It's being reported today that Condoleezza Rice , President Bush's now-National Security Advisor and soon-Secretary of State, underw...