Friday, November 04, 2005
Behold the Eighth Wonder of the World: New King Kong trailer is glorious
Thursday, November 03, 2005
Children of Eden at Greensboro Day School this weekend
This is, hands-down, the sweetest little musical I've ever had the pleasure of watching. Elon's drama department performed this seven years ago and I've been enchanted with it ever since. Heck, I even own the 2-disc soundtrack CD of it. I've been waiting years to take Lisa to see this and lo and behold this weekend it'll be playing less than five minutes away down the street! Children of Eden by Stephen Schwartz (Godspell, Pippin and more recently Wicked) and John Caird (Les Misérables) is a musical about the first eight chapters of the Book of Genesis, from the moment of creation to the Great Deluge. It's a moving, touching, and very often funny examination of the eternal conflict between children and their parents, as seen through the stories of Adam and Eve and then Noah and his family. If you liked Schwartz's work in the movie Prince of Egypt, you will utterly adore Children of Eden. The story is spellbinding and the music is phenomenal: I'd have to say my favorite song from the show is "Generations" at the beginning of Act II ("Oh Noah, you go-a, ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE PROTOZOA!"). There's plenty more great music in this, covering every style from reggae to gospel to lounge crooning. The effects are terrific: just wait 'til you see how the gathering of the animals aboard the ark is done.Anyway, if you want to see it and you're in Greensboro this weekend, Children of Eden is playing at the Greensboro Day School on north Lawndale Drive, 7:30 PM from tonight (Thursday) through Saturday, and then 2:00 PM on Sunday. Tickets are $8 for adults. Click here for more information at Greensboro Day School's website.
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
BLOG FREE OR DIE! The Knight Shift heads into outlaw territory
Well, it was a good run of "fun" stories there. But now something serious has to be said...
Earlier today the U.S. House of Representatives defeated a bill that would have excluded blogs and other Internet communications from government regulation by the Federal Election Commission. Meaning that as of now, blogging is an activity that falls under the purview of McCain-Feingold: that wretched, EVIL piece of legislation passed in 2002 as "campaign finance reform". For that alone, President Bush is damned as a betrayer of America. He signed this stupid thing, telling us "oh but it'll SURELY get overturned by the Supreme Court, trust me!" Instead the justices upheld McCain-Feingold. And now it's hanging over the one venue of ideas that until now has remained free and clear of government regulation: the blogosphere.
As a result of this bill's defeat today in Congress, The Knight Shift - and every other blog out there - is legally bound to adhere to whatever the #&$@ the courts decree is or is not "free speech".
Well, to hell with the courts. To hell with McCain-Feingold. To hell with Congress. To hell with Bush.
I'm almost tempted to say "to hell with anyone who actually voted for these clowns" too.
This is the kind of squelching of public discussion that happened under Joe Stalin, or the Nazi regime. Maybe not muzzled by force but certainly muzzled by the very laws that we are told are there to uphold and protect our freedoms.
I'm drawing the line here. And making a public declaration...
This blog is a virtual reflection of my persona. No one - and no government - makes the determination of who I am, or what I believe in. My writings here are an expression of my soul... and my soul yields to no man.
So I'm choosing to ignore any "regulation" by the federal government as to what I can and cannot say with my blog. If I endorse a candidate, that's my business. If I condemn a candidate, that's perfectly within my rights, for whatever reason I happen to believe. If I choose to use this site to actively campaign for someone (which hasn't happened yet, but it'll probably happen someday) then I'll do so, without regard to the Federal Election Commission.
This all probably sounds pretty reactionary. Maybe even paranoid. But bank on it: you will see a crackdown on political speech on personal blogs at some point in the future. I'm choosing to say something about this now, before it gets to that point.
I'll be sure to post any "cease and desist" notices that this blog receives for flaunting McCain-Feingold, if it happens. In the meantime, back to posting the usual...
(P.S.: I'm far from the only one who feels this way. Take a looksee at the growing insurrection.)
Cocker Spaniel pup saves owner's life
From the "Awwwww how cute!" file (and KATU.com):
I just had to post this, dog lover that I am :-)Man saves puppy, then puppy saves man
By KATU Web Staff
MARIN COUNTY, Ca. - The neighbor of a California man who brought home a pound puppy says the young dog led her to an accident scene where the man was pinned for hours in a wrecked vehicle.
Monday night, rescue crews were able to extract Michael Bosch, 63, from his mangled SUV and transport him to the hospital, where he is expected to survive.
The story began some weeks earlier when Bosch picked up Honey, a cocker spaniel puppy who had been brought to the pound by an owner who could no longer afford to care for her.
Bosch and the dog became fast friends, and Honey frequently rode with Bosch while he was driving his white SUV.
But on Monday, Bosch was backing the vehicle up on his property and went too far, and it tumbled down into a steep ravine, landing on its roof.
The car ended up out of view, and Bosch was tightly pinned against the steering wheel, unable to escape, and badly injured.
Honey, unhurt, was able to eventually escape the vehicle after Bosch was able to get a window open. He reportedly told the small dog to go for help.
Half a mile away, Robin Allen was at home when the dog suddenly appeared, and according to Allen, the dog lead her to the crash site.
When Allen discovered the scene, she immediately called for help.
At last report, Honey was waiting for Bosch to come home.
Man saves puppy, then puppy saves manMy lovely spousal overunit has entered the blogosphere
Lisa finally decided that I was having way too much fun for my own good without her, so tonight she set up a blog of her very own. Notes From Lisa will be her online chronicle of her life as a musician, a teacher, and as wife to a very oddball man. Expect her to post musings on various subjects, reviews of movies and music, maybe even a recipe every now and then. In her first post she writes about disc golf, which I'd never heard of until she told me about it this afternoon. We're gonna fix her up with some custom graphics sometime too. Make it a pretty blog for a pretty lady :-)
Strike a pose!
While wearing my Jedi costume a couple days ago I visited my wife's school just when the kids were all having their Halloween parties. A photographer from the Reidsville Review newspaper was there and he took a pic of me wielding my lightsaber. This was one of the photos that appeared on the front page of yesterday's edition:
Pssst... Hey you, wanna laptop computer for $398?
Somehow a lot of Wal-Mart's secret day-after-Thanksgiving sales prices have slipped out, according to CNN. Among the deals: a 12-cup coffee maker for $4.24 and a Hewlett-Packard laptop computer for $398. Here's praying that the slashed prices will extend to the Star Wars action figures :-)
While we're talking about Wal-Mart, you might recall that I reported my original hometown of Reidsville, North Carolina got a Wal-Mart Supercenter last week. Well I need to make note of something that's happened since then: previously the average price of gasoline in Reidsville had been around $2.45 a gallon. Then Wal-Mart opened and started selling gas for $2.29. Ever since last Wednesday the average gas price has plummeted all over town: it's now around $2.25 in most places, with the Wal-Mart itself selling it for $2.15 per gallon as of yesterday. That's thirty cents cheaper than the average price here in neighboring Greensboro. Lisa has been telling me that Wal-Mart coming to Reidsville would bring economic benefits with it but I hadn't been sure about that (you gotta know Reidsville to understand what I mean by that), especially considering that Rockingham County will have three Wal-Mart Supercenters in a few months' time, in one of the most rural counties in the state. But right now, it's hard to argue about that with her. If its arrival to Reidsville will continue holding gas prices at bay, I'm all for it being there now :-)
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
The Last Midnight Madness: Revenge of the Sith DVD at the local Wal-Mart
I spent practically all day yesterday in my Jedi garb (even wearing it to the dentist office). So I was already set when Darth Larry swung by the apartment last night for what was possibly the final time we'll ever do a midnight run for new Star Wars goodness. This time it was the Episode III: Revenge of the Sith DVD that went on sale at 12:01 am this morning. Since I've chronicled all the other midnight madnesses on this blog, I brought my camera along to capture the fleeting moments for posterity...
Yeah it wasn't as crazy as it was back in April when we hit Toys R Us and Wallyworld and Target for a joyous Starwargasm of merchandise, but it was still a lot of fun. We had to do this, if for no other reason than to be able to tell our children what it was like to be out at an insane hour for sake of a saga. Anyhoo, I'll try and post a review of the DVD soon. And Darth Larry, it was great to do this one last time with you effendi :-)
Monday, October 31, 2005
Don't fear Halloween... laugh at it
There were at least two or three church signs that I saw while driving around earlier this evening, that had something negative to say about Halloween. Now, to be sure, Halloween used to be a time when the Druids sacrificed virgins to their heathen gods. How we went from that to giving out a bar of Snickers to kiddies is a whole nother discussion. But let's face it: Halloween as it's practiced today is not evil. It has nothing to do with evil. In fact, I think that celebrating Halloween is actually a very much Christian thing to do: we aren't supposed to be in fear of darkness. We're supposed to be triumphant over it. When we cringe in fear over a thing, we're letting that thing have power over us when it has no right to. So put on a costume (I've been wearing my Jedi getup all day) and get in the spirit. Have some fun with Halloween, instead of cowering in fear of it.
We watched Coach Carter and Fat Albert over the weekend
Coach Carter came via Netflix. Samuel L. Jackson plays Ken Carter, who took a basketball coaching job at Richmond High School in California, then benched the entire team - that boasted an undefeated winning streak - because of poor grades. One of Jackson's best roles, I thought. Really good movie for you to check out if you haven't already.
Then last night Lisa and I watched Fat Albert on HBO. And it's a surprisingly good movie. It's a "cute" lil' flick: maybe not Coach Carter calibre but still worth catching at least once. The premise is that Fat Albert and his gang escape from their cartoon world and come into the real one to help a girl solve some problems. There's a nice twist regarding the girl and the grandfather she often mentions, and the final scene is really touching. Kenan Thompson pulls off a great Fat Albert, as do the rest of the cast. If there's anything to complain about, it's that the animated segments aren't done in the style of the classic 70's tv show, but instead that "fake 3D" style that's been around since the mid-90's or so. The Russell of the movie sounds nothing like the Russell of the original series. But these are really minor quibbles. Watch it sometime if you want something light and entertaining.
Sunday, October 30, 2005
Biking the Virginia Creeper
Yesterday Lisa and I joined some friends for a bike trip on the Virginia Creeper Trail in southwestern Virginia. It was a seventeen-mile ride from the top of Whitetop Mountain on the North Carolina border, then west along the Tennessee state line to the half-way point of the trail in Damascus, Virginia. It was a good trip through some beautiful countryside, made all the more epic because my MP3 player was going through the entire soundtrack of The Lord of the Rings. I was sure the trip was going to end somewhere deep inside Return of the King's music but we ended up rolling into the bike rental place with "Isengard Unleashed" from The Two Towers, much shorter trip than I expected. We may go back and do the lower half of the trail sometime this coming spring.
Saturday, October 29, 2005
Kyle Williams weighs in on Plamegate
Young master Kyle Williams continues to wield his considerable grasp of things with his essay this week, this one on the CIA leak inquiry.
Friday, October 28, 2005
Hollywood gets exorcism all wrong
Well, AMC just had a show about the impact that The Exorcist has had in the three decades since it first came out. I first saw this movie back in 1999 and... well, how should I put this...?
Okay, The Exorcist is a good movie but it gets some things wrong. Like, I mean ALL wrong.
Real confrontation with demons isn't some ritual you follow from a book. Ceremonial prayer doesn't really do anything. Neither can you just throw "holy water" at it and think it's gonna burn the thing like battery acid. In fact you will probably make it laugh at you for trying that.
You never tell it your name. You don't even ask IT for its name. Yes, it has one but you are not interested in what its name is, period. You don't answer anything it asks of you. You close your ears to it no matter what it tells you. You DO NOT dwell upon any kind of knowledge or prophecy it screams at you. I can't emphasize that point nearly enough. It can tell you how you're going to die but you have to deafen your ears and mind to that. Else you obsess with that and then you’re no good to anyone who’s involved in this with you.
Now, some things the movies do get right, like when it's talking in some other language, but don't expect to be able to translate it. I'm just saying it can do that is all. But do not expect for it to make someone's head turn a full 360 degrees like Linda Blair's did. The inhabited person will sometimes display feats of strength not in proportion to sex or physical size, though.
A drop in ambient temperature has been reported in some cases, but in general this doesn't seem to happen very often.
Oh yeah and it does sometimes produce vomiting, so be ready for that.
There aren't too many people really strong enough to handle this sort of thing. If you aren't that strong, be somewhere else, okay?
I wonder if anyone in the film industry will ever make a movie about what fighting a demon is really like.
Where da heck is the KWerky website??
It occured to me this afternoon that we still don't have our website back up. There's a reason for that: both Ed and I have been pretty busy with other real-life things. Heck, Ed is getting married in a few months: I've been there, done that, know all about the stuff that goes into wedding planning. The website was previously on his own server, but since recently moving he hasn't had time to set it back up.
This doesn't mean that we haven't been working on KWerky Productions-related stuff though. So far my lil' "experimental filmmaking" project is going pretty well: we should have something to show for it by February. On the lighter side of things I'm thinking about filming EVERYTHING that goes into the fine art of deep-frying a turkey, and make a "how-to" video on that around Thanksgiving. It's the second most dangerous form of cooking known to man (after fugu preparation). We'll see if I can both run a camera and play with 350-degree boiling peanut oil simultaneously.
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
20 years of Nintendo Entertainment System
This month marks the 20th anniversary of the launch of the Nintendo Entertainment System. I remember seeing one for the first time in a Service Merchandise store not long after that, just before Christmas 1985. So many classic games that were played on that lil' unit. This deserves a fitting salute in the best way I know how...
To the NES UP-UP-DOWN-DOWN-LEFT-RIGHT-LEFT-RIGHT-B-A-START
My old hometown got a Wal-Mart Supercenter of its very own today
Reidsville - the benighted armpit of North Carolina - got a Wal-Mart Supercenter at 7 a.m. this morning. If you know anything about Reidsville, you're probably scratching your head about what it is exactly that makes this 'burg deserve a Wal-Mart, much less a Supercenter. This is considered such a big deal that there were high school bands brought in to play at the opening, in addition to most of the local politicians and whatever else showing up. Celebrating a Wal-Mart opening? That should tell you something.
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
William Hootkins passes away
William Hootkins - forever known as Rebel pilot Porkins in the very first Star Wars movie - has died of pancreatic cancer at the age of 58. In addition to his legendary role as Porkins, Hootkins did a lot of other good stuff: he was one of the U.S. intelligence agents that met Dr. Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark. You might also remember him as playing that corrupt police lieutenant in Tim Burton's first Batman movie. Interesting trivia: the Rebel pilot costumes were one-size-fits-all, but Hootkins was WAY too big to fit into the outfit. His costume had to be cut in the back to accommodate for his enormous girth. He also happened to be wearing an R. Crumb "Keep On Trucking" t-shirt under the Rebel gear. And when he first heard that his character was named "Porkins" he thought that George Lucas was going to put a pig nose prosthetic on his face. A super nice guy who was taken much too soon. Thoughts and prayers going out to his family.
