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Friday, December 05, 2008

Behold... Darth Mystra

Okay, I'd better explain how this started...

All this week we've been doing dress and technical rehearsals for Theatre Guild of Rockingham County's production of Oliver Twist, which opens tonight. One of my fellow cast members, Sarah Al-Jouni, plays Miss Monks. And a few nights ago when I saw her in her full costume, well... she looked way too amazing to pass up the opportunity. I told her my idea on Wednesday evening and she thought it would be fun.

So during the intermission of last night's rehearsal I went out to my car and came back with my Star Wars Force FX Lightsaber (the one that's the Lightsaber Construction Set, which I did wind up buying :-). Before I left home I made the handle look like anything but a Jedi hilt, and switched the blade color to red. And then we took some pictures. And when I got home I started playing around in Photoshop.

And now, here she is: Darth Mystra.

Most of the cast was working to come up with a proper title for our very own Dark Lady of the Sith. "Darth Monks" and "Darth Emma" were suggested but in the end Sarah noted that Monks is mysterious and I "Star Wars"-fied it and gave her a bit of a background.

Looks positively Sith-ly, doesn't she? :-)

Thursday, December 04, 2008

ONE. MILLION. PAGE VIEWS!

So I got back home tonight from our final rehearsal for Theatre Guild of Rockingham County's production of Oliver Twist ('cuz opening night is tomorrow) and I'm goofing off online while I have a late dinner, and I check the stats on this blog...

...and sometime in the past few hours, this blog achieved its one millionth page view!

It's a bit ways from having its one millionth visitor (which is what the meter displays publicly) but still, to have served up a million pages is quite an achievement. Lately I've noticed that more people who visit this blog seem to be looking around, instead of just coming to one page and then leaving. So it seems to be attracting a regular audience.

Thank you everyone, who has visited this blog over the past five years (except for those with nefarious purpose... and you know who you are) who contributed to this place reaching such a landmark!

Want to see a REAL Lancer from GEARS OF WAR?

I found this at the Kotaku website. Its creators have dubbed it the "Firearm Mounted Anti-Zombie Device". But fans of Gears of War will readily recognize it as a primitive version of the Lancer assault rifle, complete with chainsaw bayonet.

As you can see from this video, both the gun and the chainsaw work fine.

Click here for more pictures and videos of this thing in action.

This blog occasionally gets visitors from the United States House of Representatives and the Senate (I know 'cuz of the meter logs). Wonder how soon it'll be before some elected official with too much time on his/her hands sees this photo, and introduces legislation banning chainsaw modifications...

(And I wonder how soon it'll be before my Dad sees this and begins conjuring one up in his workshop.)

A bunch of pics from OLIVER TWIST

Wanna see what the Theatre Guild of Rockingham County's production of Oliver Twist is looking like? The show opens tomorrow night, so here are some photos to whet yer appetite...

Oliver (Nathan Tolodziecki) makes good on his plans to run away as a furious Mr. Bumble (Rob Compton) and Mrs. Corney (Donna Compton) chase after him, while Mr. and Mrs. Sowerberry (Chris Knight and Thresa Brown) and Charlotte (Jessica Wray) gawk in stunned disbelief at a traumatized Noah Claypole (Tyler Alverson)

The Artful Dodger (Jasper Thomas III) and Bet (Megan Watkins) demonstrate to Oliver how to play "the game" on a group of unwary window shoppers

Mr. Brownlow (Tony Hummel) persuades a London "bobby" (Mark Pegram) that there is no need to arrest Oliver

The sinister Miss Monks (Sarah Al-Jouni) seethes with rage as she watches Mr. Brownlow take Oliver into his care

Mr. Brownlow entertains dear friend Mrs. Grimwig (Lynne Chilton) in the parlor of his house, as Mrs. Bedwin (Kathy Morrison) serves tea with assistance from Rose (Jessica Gray)

Fagin (Tim Wray, right) plots mischief with his "business partner" Bill Sikes (Mike Morrison)

Nancy (Tish Owens) consoles Oliver in Fagin's den

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Chicken a'la Chris

No, this ain't burnt! Just an abundance of all the herbs and spices that I cover and marinade the chicken with (for about three hours), along with plenty of flour, before frying for 20 minutes...

It's my Mom's birthday tonight so I'm cooking her dinner. In addition to the fried chicken I'm making homemade biscuits and green beans. Since I didn't get to deep-fry a turkey last week for Thanksgiving, at least I get to compensate in some small measure here :-)

THE KNIGHT SHIFT CONTEST: Win a copy of GEARS OF WAR 2: THE SOUNDTRACK signed by Steve Jablonsky!

There's been resounding agreement across the board that Gears of War 2 is the must-play video game of 2008. The sequel to Epic Games' 2006 smash hit original is impressing people all over the place with its groundbreaking combo of technical achievement, poignant storytelling, and the hope and heroism and humor that's come to be expected from the Gears of War franchise.

And just as the game is being hailed as a mighty accomplishment, so too is the amazing orchestral score by Steve Jablonsky getting raves for being a profound work of art in and of itself! I've talked to several people who've bought Gears of War 2: The Soundtrack since it came out last week and without fail, each of 'em have told me that they have felt seriously moved by Jablonsky's music. And if you're a longtime reader of this blog then y'all know how I went a bit nuts for Transformers: The Score. Well like I wrote in my review last week, his work on Gears of War 2 might be even better (and that's sayin' something). My own iPod has been playing it like crazy, especially "Hope Runs Deep": a great track for driving on I-40 between Greensboro and Burlington to :-)

Soooooo last week I had a crazy idea, and I asked the man himself and he's happy to oblige...

And now The Knight Shift blog is pleased to announce that we are going to give away THREE COPIES of the Gears of War 2: The Soundtrack CD... signed by composer Steve Jablonsky!

So, you want one? Groovy! But like everything else with Gears of War, you’re gonna have to earn this. But don't worry: you won't have to chainsaw your way to goryglory this time.

Here's what you must do to offer yourself for consideration toward winning a copy (in legalese, these are the "Official Contest Rules")...

1. E-mail your entry to theknightshift@gmail.com with GEARS OF WAR 2 SOUNDTRACK CONTEST in the subject line. GEARS OF WAR 2 SOUNDTRACK has to be in the subject line.

2. Include the following information in your entry:

- First and last name

- Mailing address

- Phone number

- The name of the Gears of War character you are impersonating

3. And then, attach a photo of yourself doing your best impersonation of a Gears of War character. It can be anyone from established Gears of War canon (the games, the comic book, the novel Gears of War: Aspho Fields but you'll have to be especially imaginative, anything that's been authorized by Epic Games as being legit part of the Gears of War mythology). Keep in mind that this is not a costume contest! If you're the kind of person who likes to parade around Comic-Con and Dragon-Con wearing a full set of COG Gear armor, you're more than welcome to pose wearing that. But this is all about character. This is a contest focusing on raw persona. In short: do you "get" what Gears of War is all about? Can you make that come across with nothing more than your own countenance? If so, pick a Gears of War character and show us what you got! Doesn't matter if you're male or female: plop on a do-rag and show us your best Marcus Fenix mug. Or give us Dom or Anya or Baird or Cole or Dizzy or Tai (ooh-boy I'm eager to see if anyone attempts Tai) or heck, even a Locust grub or the Locust Queen herself! Extra points will be given toward creativity and originality, but as I said this is about channeling character more than it is about costume ingenuity. Also, please try to keep your image size to 1 megabyte or less.

4. No age limit but this contest will enforce a "one entry per person" limit. So like shootin' a gun in a Gears of War game, make it count!

5. You'll have between now and until 12:01 a.m. Pacific Standard Time on December 18th, 2008 to e-mail in your entry, so that gives you a bit more than two weeks to come up with something.

6. Judging for the contest will be conducted by a three-member panel that has already been pre-selected. Their decisions are final.

7. By entering you are giving consent to have your photo published on The Knight Shift blog (the one you're looking at right now). So make sure your photos are "family-friendly", folks :-)

8. In addition to the three final winners, this blog reserves the right to also publish "honorable mentions" if there are any.

9. Insofar as real life will cooperate, the winners will be announced sometime on December 19th 2008 and the signed CDs will be rushed to each of the winners as soon as possible.

Also, please bear in mind that this isn't a contest run by Epic Games or Sumthing Else Music Works or Microsoft or any other corporate entity. Neither am I personally profiting from it as the guy who runs the blog. This is just something that we thought would be way fun to do, for everyone who chooses to get involved.

Okay well, what are ya waiting for?! Get to work on your entry! :-)

(And thanks Steve!)

Two minutes from the LOST Season 5 premiere

Uh-ohhhh... this doesn't look good for Kate, no matter which way you slice it:

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Stolen: The Empire State Building

William Sherman (shown at right), a reporter for the New York Daily News, engineered what must be one of the grandest thefts ever: the entire Empire State Building.

And it took him just ninety minutes to do it.

Sherman and the Daily News forged documents and even faked a notary stamp, then presented it all to the clerks in charge of New York City's deeds and mortgages. Among the witnesses for the fraudulent transfer was Fay Wray, the starlet of 1933's King Kong. An hour and a half after beginning the paperwork in the city's offices, Sherman walked out with the Empire State Building in his pocket (figuratively 'course).

The whole plot was hatched by the New York Daily News to focus attention on the shoddy attention that the city's personnel pays to property transfers and the like. There have been some real problems with con artists taking advantage of the lack of oversight. One man skipped town with over a half-million dollars gained through mortgage fraud, and another wound up heisting seven city-owned buildings in Queens.

I wonder how far someone could get away with doing this trick on the Jefferson Pilot Building in Greensboro... :-P

First full dress rehearsal for OLIVER TWIST was tonight

And it went pretty good! It's downright amazing how quickly this show has come together. This evening, we got a first real glimpse at how all the hard work and effort is meshing together to convey Charles Dickens' timeless tale of the orphan Oliver Twist and his quest for his own identity. And just like what happened with Children of Eden a few months ago, there's quite a sense of not just friendship, but family among the cast and crew.

I should have some photos to tease y'all with come late tomorrow night. In the meantime, the show opens this coming Friday, December 5th at Rockingham Community College's Advanced Technologies Building Auditorium. Visit the Theatre Guild of Rockingham County's website for more information.

Live long and prosper?

A few weeks ago it occurred to me why this country is presently so screwed-up financially:

From top to bottom, we have been trying to hack it on a Star Trek economy... without the requisite Star Trek technology needed to make it work.

Gene Roddenberry had funny ideas about money in his Star Trek universe. Namely, that the United Federation of Planets, including Earth, didn't use it. It was an ideal socialist state that based its economy on the pursuit of excellence, for the betterment of self and society. Remember how Kirk and Spock had to sell the spectacles in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home 'cuz they were cash-strapped in San Francisco circa 1986? And then later in the same movie, Kirk admitted to Gillian that they didn't have money in his own time.

The concept got fleshed-out a bit more (interestingly after Roddenberry's passing in 1991): the Federation did possess currency... but it was mostly confined to fiscal dealings with other governments (like the Ferengi) and within the Federation's own borders, it was completely worthless.

But think about it: if the Federation has the means to provide food, clothing and shelter for everyone - and it does - then the idea of money quickly becomes a very boring thing. I like to think that Roddenberry was plenty enough realist to understand that money by itself isn't an evil thing, and the pursuit of it isn't necessarily bad either (something that Ayn Rand beautifully expressed in Francisco's "money speech" from Atlas Shrugged). As best we can understand our world, money is a necessary thing to earn for the procurement of basic needs. That's the most fundamental thing regarding money's existence. But take away that rationale for it, and the seeking of money loses its allure. Suddenly people become free to chase after real meaning in their lives, instead of the mere acquisition of "things". And all that "money" that the Federation is still producing? Heck, the average citizen can have a truckload of gold replicated before the day's out... so why waste time chasing after it?

Now consider what the United States of America is doing lately in 2008. This year alone we have had one "stimulus" package courtesy of President Bush and Congress, which accomplished absolutely no good. There is going to be a $700 billion bailout and many authorities on the subject have seriously contended that the final bill for the bailouts - to assist all those corporations "too big to fail" - is going to come in at seven trillion dollars. We have seen numerous banks collapse, the "big three" domestic automakers are begging for money on Capitol Hill, and now the politicians in Washington are considering another "stimulus".

And it's not crossing the minds of these people at all that the money, is not really there! But Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke keeps printing out more "money", with no value backing it at all, in a desperate bid to prop everything up. And lately he's not even printing it: it's become just numbers entered into a computer, dont'cha know?

Hell, they could decide to digitally forward $1 million to the bank account of every person in America, and there would be nothing stopping them.

We have, at last, achieved Gene Roddenberry's next biggest dream after faster-than-light warp drive: a lifestyle void of money with value.

Except that we still need money that's worth something to survive, considering the means available to us. Matter replicators and transporters won't be coming online for a way long time, and it's nothing short of madness to believe that the technology to make socialism a viable reality is going to magically appear in time to save our skins.

In short: the President of the United States, the vast majority of the members of Congress, the Federal Reserve, and too many banks and major corporations in America, have been living in a fantasy world.

And unfortunately, the rest of us are going to have to deal with the reality they have made.

Monday, December 01, 2008

WATCHMEN Movie Merchandise: Rorschach's mask and gun

Yet another entry for the "Things We Don't Really Need But Are Lusting For Badly" file...

For $295, you can pre-order the Rorschach Grappling Gun and Mask Prop Replica Set from the movie version of Watchmen. This thing is scheduled to be released on February 25th, 2009: just in time to have the mask ready to wear for Watchmen's release on March 6th! Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately) the grappling gun is permanently attached to the base (and notice that both are adorned with Rorschach's symbol). Also unfortunately, the "ink blot" on the mask does not seem capable of changing shape... but as soon as real fabric can be made with heat and pressure-sensitive viscous fluids sandwiched between layers of latex, that lil' feature will no doubt come to market :-P

Pentagon wants 20,000 soldiers violating Posse Comitatus (and some of them will be robots!)

Couple of items that I found in the news today, that juxtaposed together make for a rather disturbing scenario...

First, the Pentagon wants 20,000 soldiers deployed inside the United States by 2011 to complement local law enforcement agencies. A move that from what I'm reading comes perilously close to blatantly violating the Posse Comitatus Act.

And as if that isn't bad enough, the Pentagon is also working with a British scientist to create robot soldiers that will be deployed without risk of "committing war crimes".

So logically, it can be deduced that in the near future there is an outstanding possibility that robot soldiers - armed with lethal firepower - will be active on the streets of your hometown.

This blog has already discussed reasons why this might not be such a hot idea. Gotta wonder if the first robotosoldier that goes nuts and kills a pregnant woman will be deemed immune from lawsuit 'cuz it malfunctioned during the course of military duty (an argument that Bill Clinton tried to use to avoid getting sued when he was President). Hey, it worked for Lon Horiuchi didn't it? I don't see any reason why it won't be applicable to a droid, either.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

"November Rain" by Guns N' Roses

Because it's the last day of November. And it's been a rainy, cold and dreary mess outside all day, now going into this evening.

And because, this is one of the best rock songs of all time...

Bush, worst President ever, dares suggest history will exonerate him

People keep asking me what do I think of Barack Obama, now that he is going to be President come January 20th, 2009. Which I'll admit a kind of devious joy in answering them since I didn't vote for either Obama or John McCain (in keeping with my policy of never voting for anyone who runs a single negative ad, neither one of 'em deserved my vote). Whenever anyone's asked me that in the past few weeks my answer has been the same: that I can't see Obama being a good President at all... but as bad as he would have been on his own, he will be even worse because George W. Bush paved the way first.

It will be decades before we fully understand the damage that Bush has done to this country, and consequently to this world. Yet Bush is so self-deluded with grandeur that he seriously expects historians to not just forgive him, but to exalt him. From the article at Breitbart...

George W. Bush hopes history will see him as a president who liberated millions of Iraqis and Afghans, who worked towards peace and who never sold his soul for political ends.

"I'd like to be a president (known) as somebody who liberated 50 million people and helped achieve peace," Bush said in excerpts of a recent interview released by the White House Friday.

"I would like to be a person remembered as a person who, first and foremost, did not sell his soul in order to accommodate the political process. I came to Washington with a set of values, and I'm leaving with the same set of values."

He also said he wanted to be seen as a president who helped individuals, "that rallied people to serve their neighbor; that led an effort to help relieve HIV/AIDS and malaria on places like the continent of Africa; that helped elderly people get prescription drugs and Medicare as a part of the basic package."

Well, it's true that he didn't compromise his "values". All his life, George W. Bush has valued George W. Bush and no other... and to that he has certainly been faithful. Too bad that he never comprehended the fact that he wasn't trusted to be "the Decider" or even "the Leader" but instead was sent to Washington, as are all elected officials, to be a servant. Lo and behold, as Fred Reed eloquently observed two years ago: "We are ruled by a male cheerleader who favors torture."

The crux of Bush's argument is that he will be seen as a "liberator". That he would insist his lack of wisdom is wisdom itself would be laughable, were it not for the fact that in many aspects Iraq is worse off today than it was under Saddam Hussein. I have written here before and I will reiterate again: democracy is not, in and of itself, a good thing. For a nation to know success as a democracy, its people must first want to govern themselves, having understood the responsibilities that such a condition demands of them. There is no way that democracy can be "imposed" on a people and it be a lasting thing. Bush refuses to understand (or is incapable of understanding at all) that Iraq was never one united country to begin with. That it was fractious and poised to destroy itself, were it not for a "strongman", even one as reprehensible as Saddam Hussein, keeping it together and peaceful at the point of a gun. Now Saddam is gone and the United States has inherited the title of "Iraqi Strongman". That is a role that we should have never desired, and can not afford to sustain. And as soon as our military forces leave Iraq, it will - sooner or later - self-destruct. Bush broke it and we're having to buy it.

By the way, why is it that most Presidents in the past century or so have tried to make a name for themselves as "international peacemaker" when more often than not they fall flat on their faces? The last time that I can recall a President ever had real success as a peace mediator, it was Teddy Roosevelt when he brokered the treaty that ended the Russo-Japanese War. Like this weird obsession with "peace in Israel": when the hell are we going to get a President who tells the Israelis and the Palestinians "you guys hash this out between yourselves, we don't have a dog in that hunt"? Probably when pigs fly. But I digress...

You wanna know where Bush most demonstrates that he hasn't a clue? It's when he brags about being a President who "...led an effort to help relieve HIV/AIDS and malaria on places like the continent of Africa; that helped elderly people get prescription drugs and Medicare as a part of the basic package."

Based on that bit alone, I cringe to think what sages of generations to come will judge of our era.

Georgie baby, none of those things are part of your job description! Not a single item that he brings up can be found in the Constitution of the United States. But then, since when has George W. Bush given a damn about the Constitution?

If he had been a smart man, Bush would have realized that we have to "get our own house in order" first, before we even begin to consider how to "help our neighbors".

So what is the state of the American house in the final days of the George W. Bush regime?

- Biggest expansion of government in American history

- Creation of the Department of Homeland Security, regarded as the most wasteful government agency ever

- Doubled the national debt to more than $10 trillion and rising fast

- Budget surplus (which happened under Clinton, ironically) went from $236 billion to -$400 billion

- A loss of 3 million manufacturing jobs over the past eight years

- Value of the dollar has dropped by almost half

- Millions of illegal aliens that have flooded into the country... and nothing substantive done to stop the influx

- For the first time in American history, the United States went from being a food exporter to becoming a food importer (something that this country will not be able to survive in the long run)

- Wholesale diminishing of national defense: we now have no combat ready active duty reserves, and being tied up in two wars with no clear end goal has depleted our overall preparedness

- No Child Left Behind, which has destroyed more of our public education capacity than most politicians will ever admit

- Legislation like the New Freedoms Initiative which allows for forced medication of children against parental consent (read my thoughts about this from 2004)

- "Bailouts" of major companies at taxpayer expense... to the tune of hundreds of billions of dollars and perhaps as much as $7 trillion

- No more freedom from unwarranted search and seizure

- No more real right to petition for habeas corpus

- The most corrupt executive administration in the history of the United States (it even put the Clinton years to shame)

Bush has about fifty days left to wipe out his real record. But it won't happen. And even when Obama gets saddled with the mess, for this at least I suspect the American people will have a considerably long memory.

I say again: however bad Obama might be, it will only be because George W. Bush set the precedent before him. May his name be forever condemned in history, as damned as those of Quisling and Pétain, remembered as a man whose vision would not exceed the boundaries of his own self-centered cranium... and as a result brought his own country to ruin.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Dad's latest hand-crafted knives

Dad asked me to take photos of a number of knives that he's made in his shop recently, for an upcoming publication. I thought it would be neat to post some of them here also.

Two of the Damascus steel blades that he's finished. Dad learned the art of forging Damascus from Bill Moran, the man who more than thirty years ago re-discovered the centuries-old secret of making layered steel. Dad's Moran-inspired technique usually means that there are around three hundred layers of steel in an individual blade, all folded and hammered into each other. He also made the leather sheaths...

Bowie knife that was made special-order for a customer (whose name is engraved on the blade, which I have blurred-out of the photo)...

Probably his favorite kind to make: the entire knife is crafted from a single railroad spike. Also pictured is a knife forged from a horseshoe...

The Bowie is already spoken for, but if you see anything there that you'd be interested in purchasing, write me at theknightshift@gmail.com and let me know.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Straight No Chaser: music worth chasing down!

It's things like this that make the hours of blogging, time well spent.

Good friend Crystal Stearns sent me an e-mail tonight raving about Straight No Chaser, a performance group that I'd never heard of until tonight. But I shall certainly keep an eye (and an ear) out for them from now on...

Here's what Crystal has to say about 'em...

You have to check out this group. Their 12 Days of Christmas is becoming all the rage here. Their story is really cool. They were just a college singing group 12 years ago. Then a couple years ago they were going to do a college reunion performance so their leader put some old footage on youtube to get them reaquanited with the music and moves. They got 8 million hits by Christmas. It got them a record deal. They are now the new sensation of the music world. Its all acapella. Their music is not only wonderful to hear, but they also have some comedy in some of their pieces like the 12 days piece. I hope you will take a look at the link below.
So I went to Straight No Chaser's website at sncmusic.com and was immediately treated to an amazingly beautiful all-vocal cover of "Africa". Also on the site you can hear their "Twelve Days of Christmas": by far one of the liveliest and most original renditions of that song that I have ever had the pleasure of beholding. I won't say anything else: best if you discover it cold but trust me, you won't regret letting your browser linger on their site for awhile :-)

Thanks for the great tip Crystal! It's just the thing to get us in the spirit of the season.

Dear Lord, save us from ourselves...

A store clerk was trampled to death this morning after thousands of shoppers stampeded into a Wal-Mart in New York when it opened for "Black Friday" at 5 a.m.

And this was the scene at a Wal-Mart in Concord, North Carolina (about 2 hours away) when shoppers stormed the electronics section and fought for the last Xbox 360...

EDIT 5:06 p.m. EST: And now two people have been shot to death in a Toys R Us in California.