Congratulations Jerel and Grace!

Awright, so it comes almost three weeks too late. I've had a lot going on here and it just kinda slipped my mind.But a wedding is always a good thing to celebrate!So to great friends Jerel and Grace: congratulations on your nuptials! You guys had a beautiful ceremony and I am thankful to have been there to see the two of you off on your adventure through life together....

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Today's ultra-scary BLONDIE comic strip

Out of the mouths of babes... Click to enlarg...

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Too dangerous to make a video out of it...

My Facebook status at 9:03 p.m. EST this evening:ITS FINALLY SINKING IN THAT WE ARE GETTING NEW STAR WARS MOVIES!!! A WHOLE NEW STAR WARS TRILOGY OF 7 8 AND 9 AND MORE NEW MOVIES AFTER THAT!!! MORE STAR WARS IS COMING PEOPLE!!! I DON'T GIVE A FLYING RAT'S ASS WHO WINS THAT DAMN ELECTION NEXT WEEK!!! WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT THAT F-CKING ELECTION??!!?? THE UNITED STATES POLITICAL SYSTEM CAN GO TO SH-T NEXT WEEK AND I DON'T GIVE A DAMN BECAUSE WE'RE...

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Star Wars fans building a full-sized Millennium Falcon

Because there simply is no such thing as too much Star Wars... A dude named Chris Lee has assembled a crack team of volunteers to bring their collective hydrospanners together to build... a full-sized model of the Millennium Falcon from the Star Wars movies.From FullScaleFalcon.com, the official site of The Full Scale Millennium Falcon Project: "This is a quest to build...

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Dear Disney:

Please hire this guy...

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No Jedi mind trick: Disney buying Lucasfilm for $4 billion, STAR WARS EPISODE VII coming in 2015!

Call it "Walt Disney Galaxy". What's not widely known among even die-hard fans of the saga is that around 1990, Michael Eisner was seriously putting a bug into George Lucas’ ear about Disney being the distributor of any future Star Wars movies.  Especially the prequels.  Which would have been an absolute perfect storm of FUBAR.  But then, that was when Eisner...

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Dear friends in the Northeast...

Good night, and good luck. October 29 2012: Hurricane Sandy floods the site of the World Trade Center in New York Cit...

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The Governor! Review of this week's THE WALKING DEAD

Does this guy have the most gruesome man-cave ever, or what?"Walk With Me", last night's episode of AMC's smash series The Walking Dead, at long last brought us the much-anticipated appearance of The Governor: a character voted a few years ago as one of the greatest villains in comic book history.Okay, so David Morrisey doesn't resemble his graphic novel incarnation that much....

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This is the pastor of the church I'm going to

Meet "Hobo Joe"!That's the pastor of the church I've been going to, in his clown/hobo getup at the beginning of yesterday's worship service. I forget what "H.O.B.O" is an acronym for but it's something to do with kicking off the annual general fund drive.Joe is quite a cool fella! Incidentally, I offered him the use of my Jedi Knight costume if he ever wanted to use it....

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You know who you are!

I'm gonna say something here and I don't care who reads it or what the hell they're gonna think of me...ANY man who throws away a beautiful wife and some of the most amazing children that I have ever seen God bless ANYONE with, who mistreats the woman that he had been married to for so long, is a TOTAL BASTARD.I admit that my bout with bipolar made me make life a living hell for those closest to me, especially my former wife and I'll always regret...

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Two small musings on politics

Voting in America has devolved into middle-school immaturity: dominated by petty cliques, peer pressure and lots of masturbation (figuratively, thank goodness...).Allow me to remark that I know lots of real middle-schoolers, mostly from community theater... and they ALL act more mature than the voting adults are right now!Then I have to observe that the vast majority of political news, indeed news that passes for "top stories" among the television/print/major...

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North Korean army official executed... by mortar round

"Yup, he blowed up real good!!" A vice-minister of the North Korean military has been put to death for "drinking and carousing" during the official mourning for that country's late despot Kim Jong-il.And to emphasize the point, the poor dude was executed by mortar fire... Kim Chol, vice minister of the army, was taken into custody earlier this year on the orders of Kim Jong-un,...

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Brilliant essays by Chuck Baldwin: Christian warmongers and American comfort

Chuck Baldwin, Christian writer and thinker extraordinaire, is always a treat to read. But his two most recent columns, I found to be especially illuminating.First there is this one from last week: "They Prefer Caviar, Even If It Comes With Chains", in which Baldwin articulates why too many Americans... including far too many American Christians... have given up the risks of liberty for the comfort of security and in doing so have ended up as slaves....

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NYPD cop arrested for plot to kidnap, cook, and eat women

Read all the unsavory details here.I suppose they were all out of donuts at the local shop, h...

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TSA removing cancer machines? Really?

I haven't heard Mitt Romney say a single nary thing about eliminating the Department of Homeland Security and completely scrapping the Transportation Security Administration. That he hasn't and apparently approves of those governmental monstrosities is just one more reason why the Romney/Ryan ticket won't get my vote next month. Neither will Obama/Biden, but that's a post...

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By Crom! Schwarzenegger making a new Conan movie!

(And just to be clear, Ah-nuldt is not playing Conan O'Brien.) Personally, I think this is ten years too late. Wanna know why? Because sometime before 9/11 happened there was serious work afoot to make a true sequel to 1982's Conan the Barbarian: one that would forget that Conan the Destroyer ever happened. King Conan: Crown of Iron had a script written by John Milius...

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Well...

...that was a crazy past 72 or so hours!!Got a lot accomplished though. More than I've been able to do in a long long time.So I remembered that I have a blog. Guess I should post some stuff and try to get caught up, h...

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