Please. Let. This. Be. True.
...Scientists identify a single ‘master’ gene that seems to turn on cancer-causing action of other errant genes
BY DELTHIA RICKS
STAFF WRITERJanuary 20, 2005
An international team of scientists believes it has found cancer’s master switch with the discovery of a gene they dubbed “Pokemon.”
Like the electronic game figures – tiny monsters with bad tempers – the cancer-triggering gene apparently instigates the misbehavior of other cancer-causing genes, leading to tumor formation.
In today’s issue of the journal Nature, researchers at Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center in Manhattan, in collaboration with teams in Japan and Britain, announce that the gene plays a key role in starting a malignancy. As a result, scientists now believe they have stumbled upon an important new target for an anti-cancer drug…
“This is the master switch that interacts with other genes… It acts differently than other oncogenes. Others regulate cell

…and the only thing keeping him from being a fish and chips dinner for Ewan McGregor was when this once-innocent potato was pulled from the fryer by his dark master and given new life behind the terrifying blackness of a breath-mask.

