Let me get this straight…

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales wants to make “attempted” copyright infringement a crime.

Among other things, Gonzales is calling for life imprisonment for software piracy.

It logically follows, then, that the entire frickin’ U.S. Justice Department – and a damn huge chunk of the rest of the federal government – should be sentenced to life in prison for its continued piracy of the PROMIS software.

To this day, the Justice Department has not paid Inslaw a dime for what was proven in court to be a clear case of software piracy by the federal government.

If this isn’t a grandiose case of “chutzpah”, I don’t know what is....