apocalypse

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Am looking at making a few edits and additions to this blog.  Nothing too drastic though.  I used to change up The Knight Shift’s appearance about once a year or so.  But it’s had this template for five years now and it really does seem to be the best it’s looked.

And I’m going to make sure it stays looking good, up until the very end.

A long time ago I heard about something that, it was kind of a legend.  That somewhere in the bowels of the CNN headquarters in Atlanta, there was a videotape.  And it was explicitly noted that it would not be used until the end of the world had been confirmed.  CNN founder Ted Turner had declared when the channel first started up that it would be on the air until the absolutely final moments of Planet Earth.  There would be no signing-off of CNN ...

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sigh…

Honestly, I did not want to address this at all. I’ll admit some wacky speculation on this site before (mostly a reflection of an earlier incarnation, a few “regenerations” back in Doctor Who parlance) but the last thing I want is for this blog to descend into conspiracy-theory territory. The sort that the History Channel has been devolving into the past few years…

“I’m not saying that it’s aliens… but IT’S ALIENS.”

But seeing as how FOUR e-mails have come in during the past 48 hours, asking for my take on this, it might as well get some blogspace. And this is the only time that I’m gonna touch upon this.

The gist of the inquiries has been: “Hey Chris, what do you think about the next pope being Petrus Romanus from the Malachy prophecy?”

It’s one of the more prominent bits of odd lore accumulated over the centuries. ...

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Somebody get Roland Emmerich on the horn: his upcoming 2012 movie is gonna be off. Like, waaaay off.

Per the reckoning of a group of scientists being reported in a Dutch journal (link goes to English translation) the popularly-held belief that the Maya calendar predicts the destruction of the world in 2012 is a miscalculation and doesn’t even have anything to do with the end times whatsoever. The real end of the Maya cycle of time, according to what these researchers have found, is around 2220… and then the calendar just goes back to the beginning, even as ours ends on December 31st and goes into January 1st.

So like Lt. Commander Susan Ivanova of Babylon 5 once said: “No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There is always boom tomorrow.”

(But if this kind of thing floats your boat, we’ve still got Sir Isaac Newton’s prediction of a 2060 apocalypse...

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I finally heard the answer to that a few days ago, from a friend who left a church where it sounds like this was almost official policy.

George W. Bush, most Christians at this church earnestly believed, is going to be used by God to start off the End Times.

My friend was absolutely serious about that.

When we were told that, my jaw came almost completely unhinged from the roof of my mouth.

It does make sense though: a lot of Christians who have become deluded about how they think the Apocalypse must happen, would be foolish enough to do whatever they thought was “necessary” to “help” God bring it on.

It makes sense. It makes absolutely perfect sense. All these years of trying to warn my fellow believers about this evil man in the White House and all the harm that he’s done this country. And when you ...

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