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I can’t recall posting a picture of my extremely lovely and incredibly sweet cousin Lauryn for the month of February. Even though I know that many of The Knight Shift’s male readers can’t get enough of her beautiful visage (I got two e-mails this past week complaining about the lack of Lauryn of late).

So since I’ve been posting too many videos showing my ugly mug in recent weeks, I’ll more than make up for it. Here is Lauryn, flanked by my equally stunning cousins Rachael and Angela!

Remember fellas: Lauryn is a taken lady, but she doesn’t mind being The Knight Shift’s poster gal. As for Rachael and Angela, I don’t know if they’re seeing anyone. However I feel strongly obligated to mention that their father is something like seven and a half feet tall and is a minister.

Parse that as you will 😛...

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This is an Orthodox chapel near the city of Chiatura in the former Soviet state of Georgia…

Oh yes, you can go in… but first you have the climb a rickety, rusty metal ladder up a 130-feet tall column of rock. The building atop the column was constructed sometime between the sixth and eighth centuries and is thought to have at first been a pagan temple (the rock being ummmm… symbolic of “fertility”, parse that as you will).

The Orthodox churches credit their founding to the apostle Andrew, who journeyed to the region following the ascension of Christ. With the conversion of the pagans, the temple became a Christian chapel. Today it is being restored and is even the home of an Orthodox priest.

My brain feels staggered just looking at the photo of this thing. Just… wow.

Click here to learn more about the chapel at Chiatura, ...

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At the moment I’m… working… through getting Part 2 of the Being Bipolar series finished (read Part 1 here if you haven’t already). Not only that but also practicing my lines for Theatre Guild of Rockingham County’s production of Gypsy. Along with a few other “irons in the fire” so to speak.

So to make up for a dearth of new material these past few days, here is something that this blog literally gets scores of e-mails from around the world about: a new picture of my ravishingly beautiful cousin LAURYN! Okay she’s not only beautiful, but she’s also amazingly sweet, terrifically smart, and a Christian with a deep and wonderful faith (who also encourages me in my own relationship with God).

So since some of you have asked for another one, almost to the point of offering money for it, here is a new Lauryn photo…...

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And since it’s been asked for by a number of you, here once again is a photo of my ravishingly beautiful and sweet cousin Lauryn! As an added bonus, you also get to see my equally beautiful and sweet cousin Karissa, who just got married this summer!

Thank you ladies. You have contributed some much-needed loveliness to this site 🙂...

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Well, not tragic for me anyway. But this will come as absolutely heartbreaking news to the very many would-be suitors who have written in during the past several months asking if my extremely beautiful, incredibly sweet and saintly-in-spirit cousin Lauryn was taken.

She is now! 🙂

Now don’t y’all worry: I shall continue to post pictures of her whenever there is dire need to publish something aesthetically pleasing on The Knight Shift (which is more often than not). However this will affect some changes to my task.

So to celebrate the occasion, and to mark the passing of the shotgun some of my duties, here is a new photo of Lauryn… along with her FATHER, the elusive and enigmatic Bob!

Perhaps someday I shall be able to also post a photo of Lauryn’s brother Robbe, if he ever walks back out of that jungle…...

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…so to make up for it, here’s a shiny new photo of The Knight Shift’s unofficial Page 3 girl: my beautiful cousin Lauryn!

And look: she’s got another gorgeous friend, whose name I do not currently have on file. But who are you to complain? After all, you’re getting two lovely ladies in one great shot!

By the way, the rumors are true: I am currently giving this blog a severe and long-awaited overhaul. However contrary to reports there will not be a pay-only section of Lauryn photos on The Knight Shift (although I would no doubt make a tidy sum from such a practice… but I am an ethical and upstanding publisher after all 🙂...

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Because you asked for it (well, a lot of the masculine gender among you anyway) here is once again my too-lovely-for-words and incredibly sweet second cousin Lauryn… and her equally gorgeous mother Robin!

No wonder they’ve often been mistaken for sisters 🙂

I would like to also show you a photo of Bob, Lauryn’s dad and Robin’s husband, but that would prolly ruin the effect…

(Just kidding Bob. Mostly :-P)...

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Because some (okay, lots) of you (all guys, curiously) have demanded it, here are more of the ladies of my family!

These are my cousins Rachael and Angela yesterday, after Angela made a surprise visit to her sister Rachael for the Easter holiday. That said surprise visit took place in Sydney, Australia makes it all the more impressive…

Excellent work Angela! ‘Twas a well-synchronized and executed operation… and one well worth celebrating! 🙂...

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If you saw Star Trek over the summer then you’ll remember that stunning shot of the Enterprise rising out of the atmosphere of Saturn’s moon Titan. Diamond Sky Productions has just posted two VERY high-res images from that scene: one of the Enterprise‘s engine nacelles breaking through the clouds and a second of the Enterprise emerged in all her glory. The image at right is just a small preview of the entire picture. I’d already had a pic of Enterprise with the shuttles arriving as my desktop wallpaper for the past few months, but I’ve already changed it to this one. Dunno how long these’ll be up, so grab ’em while you can!...

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…so here is a photo of my second cousin Lauryn, who is celebrating her 22nd birthday:

And here is a photo of Lauryn and her mother (and my cousin) Robin. They could be – and have been – mistaken for sisters!

And in case any of y’all are wondering: Yes, ALL the women in my family are this beautiful! 🙂 Not to mention very sweet and among the most Christian ladies I have ever had the pleasure of knowing.

Anyways… Happy Birthday Lauryn!...

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