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A little over 24 hours from now, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows will be released.

So here are my absolute final predictions for the Harry Potter saga before this concluding chapter of the series is published:

– Harry will live.

– Hagrid will die.

– The fatal shot aimed at Voldemort will come from none other than Draco Malfoy, who reconciles with Harry just before passing away from wounds suffered in battle.

– Rufus Scrimgeour will be sacked …

– … and Arthur Weasley will become the new Minister of Magic.

– We will finally get to see Azkaban Prison.

– Norbert will return as a full-grown dragon

– Neville will finally confront Bellatrix Lestrange, upon which he goes into a fit of rage and kills Bellatrix with a savage assault of the Cruciatis curse.

– In a perfect world, Harry would hunt Dolores Umbridge down like a dog,

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This has to be the biggest coup in the history of this blog. Yes, ladies and gentlemen it is true: this evening the absolute very last page of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was sent to The Knight Shift. This is it! This is how the entire saga ends for good. This is the most absolute toppest-top secret that J.K. Rowling has been sitting on for over ten years now.

If you DO NOT WANT TO BE SPOILED, you are advised to TURN BACK NOW!

I mean it!

MASSIVE HARRY POTTER SPOILERS AHEAD

You sure you want to know?

Okay, let it be on your own head. Don’t say that I didn’t warn you.

Here it is, the final page from the very last chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows:

“Is there anything you would like from the menu?” Rosmerta asked.

“Three bottles of butterbear and

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A few minute ago, just 27-some hours since I finished re-reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, I arrived at the last page of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, the penultimate installment of the entire saga (and once again, I find that the last 5 chapters of that book fly by fast!).

It was on the night of June 25th that I started re-reading ALL of the Harry Potter books in what was then just less than a month before the release of the seventh and final novel in the series: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. It gets published everywhere at 12:01 a.m. next Saturday. Our copy is already pre-ordered and waiting for us.

And now, on July 14th, I’m ready for it. I think re-reading all the subsequent books made going through Half-Blood Prince much more enjoyable and worthwhile in preparation ...

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A short while ago, and a few days after seeing the movie version, I finished reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. That’s now five Harry Potter novels out of the six released so far and I’m trying to read them all before the final chapter, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, comes out next Saturday.

Ever since I first read this four years ago, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix has been my favorite of the series and I found myself enjoying it even more this time. As well as catching things that seemed totally innocuous on the first reading or two but now seem to have major significance. Of course everyone by now knows about the locket that can’t be opened, that was found while cleaning up 12 Grimmauld Place. But I couldn’t help think about some other things too… like how ...

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As of a few minutes ago, my quest to re-read all of the Harry Potter books before the release of the final novel reached another benchmark, as I finished Book 4: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.Immediate thoughts after reading this one again: this is the book where the Harry Potter series really hit its stride. A lot of things from the previous novels converge here and the tale begins to take a very, very dark turn. I think that Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is the Potter books’ equivalent to The Empire Strikes Back, in the sense that right up to the moment when Vader told Luke the big secret, Star Wars was still a fairly innocent fairy tale… but with five words, the tables got kicked upside-down and nothing was the same again. So too is there irrevocable change in the wizard world ...

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Just over 48 hours since finishing Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, a few minutes ago I wrapped up re-reading Book 3: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Which is always a pleasure to read because Sirius Black figures so much in its story.

So since I started re-reading all of the Harry Potter books, in preparation for the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows nineteen days from now, I’ve now read the first three books in exactly one week! And since Darth Larry was the one who called me out, I can brag that at this clip I should soon easily overtake him, as deep as he already is in Book 4, muhahahahahahaha!!

Something I spotted this time that I never noticed before: when Snape takes over the Defense Against the Dark Arts class he has the students read up on ...

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Starting with this past Monday night, I have resolved to re-read the entire Harry Potter series, as a lead-up to the release of the seventh and final book – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – now three weeks away. Early Thursday morning I finished the first book. And about ten minutes ago I completed the second chapter: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

Funny thing: for awhile I’ve thought that Chamber of Secrets was the weakest of the Harry Potter series by far. Having read it again, in light of everything I know from the subsequent novels… well, I definitely have newfound respect for the second book. There was a lot of stuff that J.K. Rowling put right in plain sight, years before it was picked-up on again. The vanishing cabinet that plays such a major role in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince? ...

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A short while after finishing my review of Kingdom Come (thank heaven that’s the last we’ll ever see of Left Behind… hopefully) I found out about another book that was coming out around the same time. This one also dealt with Pre-Tribulation Rapture theology, but with a twist: it’s story was about what happens when Christians obsess about the Rapture to the point of ignoring the work that God has provided to occupy ourselves with until He does come. That alone would have piqued my interest. That the book’s page on Amazon described it as a “quirky apocalyptic gangster novel” only fueled my desire to know more. And that this was a Christian satire novel that was – gasp! – said to be uproariously funny settled it in my mind: I absolutely had to read Tribulation House by Chris Well.

It wasn’t until two days ago that I found a ...

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On Monday evening I started reading all of the Harry Potter books, in the lead-up to the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in just over three week’s time. A short while ago I finished reading Harry Potter and the Sorceror’s Stone, the first novel in the series. That’s about the fourth time that I’ve read that book and if this rate keeps up, I should definitely have the other five done in time for the seventh and final chapter of the Potter saga.

Next up is Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, which is probably my least-favorite of the entire series. But in light of what we’ve come to know of Voldemort in the subsequent books, maybe there’ll be something new that I’ll catch this time in reading it again, in that light. Anyways, I’ll start reading that later today (it’s way early ...

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A few weeks from now on July 21st, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – the seventh and final chapter of the Harry Potter saga – will be published. We pre-ordered our copy last week. On the night of July 20th (which ironically will be me and Lisa’s fifth wedding anniversary) we’ll be at the Border’s bookstore on High Point Road in Greensboro to be part of the midnight festivities, just as we did two years ago. I’m considering putting together some sort of costume for the night, which will be the first one I’ve done for a Harry Potter character. But who to go as? My first inclination is to go as Professor Severus Snape, since my dark black gown from high school graduation looks perfect for the role. Except that if I show up as Snape I’ll probably get lynched and killed on the spot by a ...

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