Whoever is responsible for all of those #@&% banner ads for Evony needs to be dragged out into the street and shot hung from the nearest telephone pole by his circular reproductive units with piano wire.

Seriously.

No, I haven’t played this game. But I have heard from numerous sources that it is terrible. And the thing about Evony being “free forever” is a fraud: to achive anything in the game will likely microtransaction you into bankruptcy.

But that hasn’t stopped the developers of Evony from running a publicity campaign that could be called full-bore faulty advertising, if not increasingly desperate. There is no “queen” to save (nor is there “your lover”, My Lord).

I have tried numerous times to keep the Evony ads from popping up on this blog. They keep creeping in, like so many filthy cockroaches…

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