This afternoon Dad came by. It’s been raining here for most of the day, and it was pretty chilly out in his knife shop and he’d wanted to take a break from his work, and I needed one from some projects too. So we played a nine-hole round of Golf on Wii Sports on the Nintendo Wii that I got Lisa for Christmas.

How did we do?

Let’s put it this way: if Robert Trent Jones ever designed a golf course as evil as the ones on Wii Sports: Golf, he would have probably been dragged out onto the fairway and shot.

We were doing pretty good until the ninth hole. If you’ve played Golf on Wii Sports you probably know which one I’m about to talk about: it’s that one where the hole is in the middle of a rocky island, that you have to drive the ball onto. ...