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I’m looking at this one of two ways: that Pat Robertson sincerely believes what he is saying here. Either that, or as I have heard it said a number of times in my life: “Whom God would destroy, He first makes mad.”

During a broadcast of his 700 Club this week, Christian Broadcasting Network founder and “evangelist” Pat Robertson said that it was perfectly justifiable to divorce a spouse with Alzheimer’s disease, on the basis that the illness is “a kind of death”.

What. The. Hell. ?!?!?

In all honesty, I can’t see how Pat Robertson – if this is his genuine belief – is any different from those who support abortion and the “right to choose”. You know: the things that his Christian Coalition was alleged to be standing against for all those years?

(Well, as a follower of Christ, I always thought that the Christian Coalition was ...

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When the hell do the people of this country once again get representatives who know what “un-constitutional” means enough to not come up with bullsh-t like this?

The Huffington Post was the first place where I found the “Super Congress” referenced. So in case (like me until late last night) you didn’t know what the politicians in Washington are now up to: there is a proposal to create a 12-member body comprised of six members from both the House and the Senate… and composed of six members from both major political parties. This “Super Congress” would be capable of over-riding the normal legislative process, all in the name of fixing the United States’ monstrous debt problem.

Click here and here to read what others have been arguing about how anti-Constitution and insane this scheme is.

But here is what disturbs me most about this proposal…

THE “SUPER CONGRESS” WOULD ...

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Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi made the following startling comment yesterday morning during her address at the 2010 Legislative Conference for National Association of Counties…

“You’ve heard about the controversies within the bill, the process about the bill, one or the other. But I don’t know if you have heard that it is legislation for the future, not just about health care for America, but about a healthier America, where preventive care is not something that you have to pay a deductible for or out of pocket. Prevention, prevention, prevention—it’s about diet, not diabetes. It’s going to be very, very exciting.

“But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy. Furthermore, we believe that health care reform, again I said at the beginning of my remarks, that we sent the three pillars

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This landed in my e-mail and thought I’d pass it along for y’all to laugh at also…

Leaked deleted harry potter chapter

Harry Potter to me
6:44 AM (1 hour ago)

Thought you might like to see this. It’s a leaked champter
which the editor removed from the last Harry Potter book.

You won’t believe what was in it. I saw it in the news today and found it online, but I don’t know how long it’ll last. Getit while you can!

(LINK REMOVED)

Use regular download, not premium. That way you don’t have to pay anything.

I didn’t have to do a search on Google News to know this one was phony as they come. The idea of J.K. Rowling writing a chapter that her editors wouldn’t think appropriate for the best-selling fictional series of all time is hilarious!...

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Ryan Thomas, a four-year old lad who is developmentally disabled and must wear metal leg braces because of low muscle tone, was considered enough a potential terrorist threat that a Transportation Security Administration goon forced Ryan’s parents to remove said leg braces while the family was en route to a vacation at Disney World.

Words fail.

Oh yeah, by the way, ten thousand TSA agents will now have access to classified information.

What the hell is happening to our country?...

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This is an even dumber thing to say than Pat Robertson’s sick statement two days ago.

Here’s what Danny Glover has declared about the earthquake in Haiti…

“When we see what we did at the climate summit in Copenhagen, this is the response, this is what happens, you know what I’m sayin’?”

So Haiti got hit because the “climate change” conference in Copenhagen last month didn’t go like Glover wanted it to?

Either Glover is horribly ignorant/uneducated about the subjects of climate and plate tectonics, or he’s ascribing god-like sentience and powers to the Earth itself.

Once upon a time, actors were held in such ill repute that they weren’t allowed burial in a town’s cemetery: they were interred without Christian rite at a more remote site from civilization. Today, merely being a celebrity is grounds to celebrate one’s grasp of science and philosophy, however misguided....

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Oh crap. That demented fool is again engaging his mouth before using his mind (or what little is left of it anyway). This time Pat Robertson of The 700 Club is blaming Haiti’s earthquake on how that country’s citizens “swore a pact with the devil” to get free from the French.

I’ve said this from darn nearly the very beginning of this blog, and I’ll say it again: Pat Robertson is, according to the strictest biblical definition, a false prophet. And if Pat Robertson seriously wants America and any other country to “turn to God” in the way that he espouses, then Robertson must be stoned to death. Literally.

That said, I am once again aghast at how a fellow “Christian” will use the name of God to exploit – in however minor a fashion – such a horrific tragedy....

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“No Twitter, Facebook, YouTube or TwitPic!” That’s the dictate being sent to sports fans and students of Southeastern Conference member schools if they want to attend athletic events. Under its newly adopted media policy, the SEC has informed its schools that “Ticketed fans can’t produce or disseminate (or aid in producing or disseminating) any material or information about the Event, including, but not limited to, any account, description, picture, video, audio, reproduction or other information concerning the Event.”

It’s effectively a ban on all so-called “social media”. Per the new regs, a fan could get ejected from the premises simply for using his iPhone to take a picture of himself at a Gators football game and sending it to his friends on Facebook.

So what’s behind this boneheaded move? The $3 billion contact with CBS for the next 15 years, giving that network exclusive media rights to cover SEC ...

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It’s a scene I’ve watched on television damn too many times: a chief executive like a president or governor sitting behind a desk and smugly signing away another right or liberty, with a backdrop made up of the sorry-a$$ed legislative bastitches, also grinning like they’ve just made some legitimate contribution to the betterment of mankind, who passed the effin’ law to begin with.

In today’s case it was Bev Perdue – who I have already declared to be the worst Governor that North Carolina has ever had with just four months into her term – signing the state-wide smoking ban into law.

That dumb blond and the twits who stood next to her today are now patting themselves on the back for their show of force over the common people of this state. Because, let us be candid folks: the legislators in the General Assembly who passed this, by ...

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“This is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency.” That was the rationale proffered by one Latreasa L. Goodman, 27, of Fort Pierce, Florida. Last week Goodman went into a McDonald’s restaurant and ordered a 10-piece Chicken McNuggets. She paid the money but was then told that the location was out of McNuggets. The staff offered her a McDouble but she didn’t want that.

So Goodman called 911 and reported the “emergency”. And not once, but three times. She’s now due in court on a charge of misusing the 911 service.

If Goodman caused this much trouble over McNuggets, then thank Heaven she didn’t go nuts after being told the McRib had gone away again....

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