Courtesy of good friend Jason Overby…
Cop: “Your eyes look red. Have you been smoking pot?”
Guy: “No but your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?”
Heh-heh, clever 🙂...
Courtesy of good friend Jason Overby…
Cop: “Your eyes look red. Have you been smoking pot?”
Guy: “No but your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?”
Heh-heh, clever 🙂...
What did Helen Keller say when she found the cheese grater?
“That was the most violent book I’ve ever read!”
(Never heard that one before. Thanks to Bob Ceres for telling it!)...