Courtesy of good friend Jason Overby…
Cop: “Your eyes look red. Have you been smoking pot?”
Guy: “No but your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?”
Heh-heh, clever š...
A joke that I gotta share here…
Cop uses confiscated weed in brownies, then calls 911: “I think we’re dead”
Thanks to Mark Childrey for sending this along…