Ya see, this is why I’ve come to say that TSA stands for “Too Stupid for Arby’s”…

The Transportation Security Administration is enforcing federal law that requires background checks on those involved with the transportation industry to such an extent that mule skinners – AKA costumed, seasonal mule drivers at a historic park in Easton, Pennsylvania – must also submit to the same rigorous scrutiny.

Sara B. Hays of Hugh Moore Historical Park is boggled by TSA’s mandate. As she puts it: “We have one boat. It’s pulled by two mules. On a good day they might go 2 miles per hour.” The article also states that the “park’s two-mile canal does not pass any military bases, nuclear power plants or other sensitive facilities. And, park officials say, the mules could be considered weapons of mass destruction only if they were aimed at something.” Hays tried ...