While driving through Virginia over the weekend there was a church sign that caught my eye. It was much like any other found outside places of worship throughout the Bible Belt of America: usually the name of the church, some other info (website address, etc.) and then lots of space for some timely text or witty remark. I think one of my all-time favorites has to be “SOMEONE CALL 911, THIS CHURCH IS ON FIRE!” And I’d be horribly negligent as a blogger if I didn’t note one nearby congregation’s humorous reaction to all the precipitation we’ve had lately: “WHOEVER IS PRAYING FOR RAIN: PLEASE STOP”.
When you think about it, church signs were Twitter before we ever had the Internet. And even today they convey their messages much better… and with far fewer than 140 characters.
But here’s what was emblazoned on this particular church’s outdoor sign:




