In the past couple of years some beloved characters have begun entering public domain.  And that’s led to them being abused by people with less than noble intent.  The worst example probably being the recent film Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, in which Pooh becomes a feral bear hellbent on revenge for Christopher Robin abandoning him.  It’s a horrible thing to do to such a revered children’s character and of course it found an audience, probably of people who never cared to even watch the Disney movie much less read the original book.

But what “they” have done to Popeye has got to be worse than that.

Here is the trailer for Popeye the Slayer Man:

This is actually one of two movies coming up featuring a murderous Popeye.  The other is Shiver Me Timbers and it looks more horrible than this one.

I’m sure the people ...