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Harold Camping is at it again. The on-air Christian evangelist who predicted that this past May 21st would herald the Rapture and the return of Jesus Christ (uhhhh, it didn’t happen) is now saying that the Rapture will be on October 21st instead.

As for that failed May prognostication, here’s what Camping’s outfit has said…

What really happened this past May 21st? What really happened is that God accomplished exactly what He wanted to happen. That was to warn the whole world that on May 21 God’s salvation program would be finished on that day. For the next five months, except for the elect (the true believers), the whole world is under God’s final judgment. To accomplish this goal God withheld from the true believers the way in which two phrases were to be understood. Had He not done so, the world would never have been shaken in fear

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A little over 24 hours from now, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows will be released.

So here are my absolute final predictions for the Harry Potter saga before this concluding chapter of the series is published:

– Harry will live.

– Hagrid will die.

– The fatal shot aimed at Voldemort will come from none other than Draco Malfoy, who reconciles with Harry just before passing away from wounds suffered in battle.

– Rufus Scrimgeour will be sacked …

– … and Arthur Weasley will become the new Minister of Magic.

– We will finally get to see Azkaban Prison.

– Norbert will return as a full-grown dragon

– Neville will finally confront Bellatrix Lestrange, upon which he goes into a fit of rage and kills Bellatrix with a savage assault of the Cruciatis curse.

– In a perfect world, Harry would hunt Dolores Umbridge down like a dog,

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