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Disney’s 1979 science-fiction space oddity The Black Hole is one of those “guilty pleasure” films for me. On one hand there are things like the U.S.S. Cygnus (my all time favorite design for a sci-fi spaceship) and then there are the multitudinous violations of physics and other scientific impossibilities (running around on the outside of a spaceship without suits and oxygen? Ummmmm…).

And now Disney is getting ready to “reinvent” The Black Hole. Aim here for the details from TheHollywoodReporter.com.

The Black Hole was Disney’s first foray into “serious” storytelling beyond the G rating (meriting a PG instead). If the same film had been made today it might have well been a PG-13. The Black Hole was also Disney’s first movie that literally sent small kids seeking therapy. Those cute lil’ robots voiced by Roddy McDowell and Slim Pickens? Yeah, just let them weave their seductive Artoo-ish spell, ...

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Hmmmmm…

Much to my own surprise, I have to say this is a great trailer and it hints at what could end up being a fairly good movie. I’m going to always consider the original series featuring Robert Englund to be the definitive Elm Street canon, but Jackie Earle Haley is looking and sounding very good here as Freddy Krueger.

A Nightmare on Elm Street slashes its way into the waking world on April 30th, 2010....

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Last night I started on the Watchmen Director’s Cut DVD (review coming soon) and I was thinking then: Jackie Earle Haley might do all right as Freddy Krueger in the upcoming remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street.

Now comes the first photo of Haley in the trademark hat, sweater and glove…

Can’t see much of the face ‘cuz it’s swathed in shadow, but just going by this one pic it looks like Haley is channeling Freddy in all the right ways (though that may not necessarily be the healthiest of things to channel)....

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They are remaking Total Recall.

And they are remaking The NeverEnding Story, too.

And as if that were not enough, they are also remaking Arthur.

I can kinda see how a re-do of Arthur (a movie that I haven’t seen in ages) might work. But Total Recall and The NeverEnding Story? I have Total Recall on DVD: nineteen years after it first came out and it still holds its own against just about anything contemporary.

But regardless, I guess we are going to “Ged yor ahss to Mahs” all over again....

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Things don’t get much worse than this…

Variety is reporting that MTV is going to remake The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

What I find particularly funny about this is that The Rocky Horror Picture Show was released in the summer of 1975… and it’s still playing in theaters! It’s the longest running theatrical release in movie history. I know of a few cinemas within driving distance of here that are still showing it. So this would be the first remake of a movie that is still selling tickets at the box office.

This does not need to happen. Ever. The Rocky Horror Picture Show was one of those things that happens so rarely, it’s the acme of vanity to try to recreate or recapture that kind of lightning. There was a showing at Elon my first year there. Everyone who came to watch it got into the whole “audience ...

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We’ve known for a few months now that New Line was remaking Escape from New York, this time with Gerard Butler as Snake Plissken (the role in the original that’s probably most responsible for catapulting Kurt Russell to fame). I really liked Butler’s portrayal as Leonidas in 300 but all the same: an Escape from New York remake? That’s one of my favorite movies of all time, in spite of how “dated” it now is.

I’ve thought for awhile that a remake wasn’t necessary: that John Carpenter or somebody should just “enhance” the original. So much did I think this was a good idea that a year ago I attempted my own “re-edit” of the 1982 original movie. The “Chris Knight edit” was going to be more timeless, set during a vague point in time in a post-9/11 world. I managed to “tweak” the audio so that Hauk tells ...

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That’s it. Hollywood is officially a depleted sow. The field has been plowed and planted so many times that nothing fresh is growing in it. It’s dead, Jim.

Find out about it here, in a story primarily about another remake (of Brian De Palma’s Dressed to Kill).

Incidentally, I watched last year’s remake of The Omen a few days ago on HBO. That was another classic movie that never warranted a remake, at all. The same is true for Conan the Barbarian (can you believe a few weeks ago was the 25th anniversary of it’s premiere?).

In my opinion, Conan the Barbarian is about as perfect a movie as you can find. So many great elements all working together in that film… The soundtrack by Basil Poledouris is easily one of the most listened-to things on my MP3 player whenever I’m driving (I love all the tracks but ...

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