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The University of Mississipi, better known as Ole Miss, retired its previous mascot Colonel Reb a few years ago. The school has put it up to the student body to select the next standard bearer of athletic pride.

Looks like Ole Miss is going to replace a colonel with an admiral. Namely, Admiral Ackbar from the Star Wars movies. Ackbar has emerged as the front-runner among the possible candidates for the mascot job.

“It’s a trap!”? No, and it’s not a joke either. Assuming the lawyers at Lucasfilm (who I have a more than cursory knowledge about, and that’s as much as I dare say about that) lets Ole Miss do it, the Mon Calamari tactical genius who orchestrated the assault on the second Death Star could very well be leading the cheers at the football and basketball games!

I like what one person has said about Admiral ...

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Being into knifemaking I’d read about this before: how back in the old days blacksmiths would have “anvil shootings”. There are conflicting stories about why the practice originated. Some say that it began when Union soldiers invading the South during the Civil War would try to destroy every anvil they found so as to break the Confederacy’s ability to make weapons and other tools. Others hold, with some evidence backing them up, that there was a much more mundane purpose behind anvil shooting: that blacksmiths simply found it the quickest way to “clean up” an anvil after long periods of use.

However it started, there’s no doubt that it was spectacular enough of a sight that for many years it became a favorite way to celebrate festive events throughout America, such as victory in war. But then with the increase of modern industry, anvil shooting began to decline.

And today, ...

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“No Twitter, Facebook, YouTube or TwitPic!” That’s the dictate being sent to sports fans and students of Southeastern Conference member schools if they want to attend athletic events. Under its newly adopted media policy, the SEC has informed its schools that “Ticketed fans can’t produce or disseminate (or aid in producing or disseminating) any material or information about the Event, including, but not limited to, any account, description, picture, video, audio, reproduction or other information concerning the Event.”

It’s effectively a ban on all so-called “social media”. Per the new regs, a fan could get ejected from the premises simply for using his iPhone to take a picture of himself at a Gators football game and sending it to his friends on Facebook.

So what’s behind this boneheaded move? The $3 billion contact with CBS for the next 15 years, giving that network exclusive media rights to cover SEC ...

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The Fox Sports site has an amusing article about the Stanley Cup, and how it has come to be rife with spelling errors and other goofs over the years. Among the typos that have become part of hockey’s highest prize: “Bqstqn” (supposed to be “Boston”) and how one assistant manager is forever known as the “ass man”. Quite an interesting read whether you’re a hockey nut, a sports fan in general or are into things like history and the art of engraving....

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Over in Belgium, that country’s bodybuilding championship has been canceled after drug testing officials showed up… which caused all the competitors to split the scene.

A doping official says bodybuilders just grabbed their gear and ran off when he came into the room.

“I have never seen anything like it and hope never to see anything like it again,” doping official Hans Cooman said Monday.

Twenty bodybuilders were entered in the weekend competition.

Cooman says the sport has a history of doping “and this incident didn’t do its reputation any good.”

According to the article at Breitbart.com, three-fourths of all the entrants at last year’s event tested positive for drug use....

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The Class A West Michigan Whitecaps have added the following gastronomic monstrosity to their ballpark menu: the Fifth Third Burger.

A heart-stopping (perhaps literally) 4,889 calories of beef, lettuce, tomato, salsa, sour cream, chili and Fritos on an 8-inch sesame seed bun. Total weight: nearly 30 ounces.

The ballpark management suggests that one of these hamburgers can feed four people. But if one person manages to eat the whole thing, he/she will earn the right to wear this t-shirt:

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…are the most screwed-up brackets that I’ve seen in a way long time.

I’m beginning to see some merit to Dad’s suggestion: take the top 64 teams, and apart from the teams that deserve to be #1 seeds, pick numbers out of a hat and pair ’em up randomly.

I still haven’t given up hope that someday, I’ll live long enough to see Elon University go to the Big Dance. Along with witnessing firsthand a real tornado, it’s one of my aspirations in life 🙂...

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Duke fan that I am, I’m man enough to admit that UNC had an excellent game tonight. 101 to 87… that might be the biggest margin between the two teams in a long time.

So to the Tarheels: congratulations!

(I just don’t want to have to make a habit of saying that :-P)...

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