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Things like this usually doesn’t go past my notice.  Guess I’ve been so occupied with other stuff lately.  But yesterday was the anniversary of something very special and I need to make a note of it…

May 25th, 2025 is the twentieth anniversary of my… or rather I should say our… first motion picture, Forcery.  An almost hour-long parody of Rob Reiner’s film adaption of the Stephen King novel Misery.  Forcery depicts Star Wars creator George Lucas, hot off of finishing the script for Episode III, being rescued from certain death by his “number one fan” Frannie Filks.  It’s not long before Lucas, who used to create Star Wars for a living, is now making it to stay alive.

This was an idea that hit me about a week and a half before 9/11.  Indeed, I started writing the screenplay (though I had no idea HOW ...

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First things first: Earlier this week somebody suggested that we should begin referring to local cult leader Johnny Robertson as “He Who Stalks Behind the Pews”.

It was too good an idea not to go into Photoshop with it…

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Heh-heh. Haven’t done one of those in awhile 😛

Speaking of video cameras, a number of people have informed me that during his four hours of “Religious Review” this past week that Johnny Robertson put the word out to all(?) of his viewers that he wants them to begin covertly video recording all the churches in this area with video cameras, cellphones, iPhones etc. and to send the footage to him.

Between his obsession with Martinsville-based television station BTW, his constant scheming to destroy Baptists and Pentecostals and Methodists (especially Baptists), his harassing innocent people in their own homes and churches and store parking lots, his monitoring ...

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This could be very promising: Stephen King has announced that he is planning a sequel to The Shining, his 1977 novel that was later made into two movies (including the 1980 original directed by Stanley Kubrick and starring Jack Nicholson).

The planned title for the sequel is Doctor Sleep. And so far as what it would be about, King plans to revisit the story of Danny Torrance, now forty years old “…and living in upstate New York, where he works as the equivalent of an orderly at a hospice for the terminally ill. Danny’s real job is to visit with patients who are just about to pass on to the other side, and to help them make that journey with the aid of his mysterious powers. Danny also has a sideline in betting on the horses, a trick he learned from his buddy Dick Hallorann.”

I’m cool with ...

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While we’re waiting for the swine flu epidemic to either burn itself out or dispatch most of civilization to “the Choir Invisible”, here’s some encouraging literature to read in the meantime: Marvel Comics’ AMAZING adaptation of the classic Stephen King novel The Stand.

The ongoing series, written by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa and illustrated by Mike Perkins with oversight by King himself, is scheduled to span thirty issues consisting of five story arcs. The first, “Captain Trips”, just wrapped up and you should be able to find the collected trade paperback version at most well-stocked bookstores. If you’ve ever read the novel, you can probably figure out that “Captain Trips” covers the first several days of the superflu plague that wipes out more than 99% of humanity. The next and current arc, “American Nightmares”, deals with what happens to those lucky (or unfortunate) enough to have survived the pandemic.

As a ...

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KWerky Productions

presents

A CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT FILM

Chad Austin

and

Melody Hallman Daniel

starring in

Some said it couldn’t be done. Others said it shouldn’t have been done. But… we did it! A parody of Misery, the Rob Reiner film based on the Stephen King novel. Only in this version it’s George Lucas, creator of the Star Wars saga, who crashes in a blizzard just after finishing the script for Episode III, then gets “rescued” by his “number-one fan”. “Nice job!” is what “Weird Al” Yankovic told us after he watched it. Plenty of sly in-jokes and references for keen-eyed fans of both George Lucas and Stephen King to find. Actually there’s a little something in this for everyone. And don’t worry, we made this to be a good, clean movie that anyone in the family can enjoy. If you like comedy in the vein of “Weird Al”...
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