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Doom, arguably the most installed piece of software in the history of anything, today celebrates the thirtieth anniversary of its release.

It was at 12:01 AM on the morning of December 10th, 1993 that the team at id Software uploaded the first one-third of the game – the shareware version – to an FTP server at the University of Wisconsin at Madison.  Within minutes wanna-be players crashed the school’s system as everyone and their brother (and a few sisters) tried to get Doom.  Hours later and campuses around the world were banning the game’s network play capability, it was such a resource hog.

By the end of that first day it was very obviously clear: the world was Doomed.  It wasn’t long afterward that the id Software staff started getting sales of the full game to the tune of a hundred THOUSAND dollars a day.

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Had to take some photos with my iPhone and send them to my personal e-mail account.  But when I was about to use them I was hit with a shock: the pics were in something called HEIC format.

I had no idea whatsoever what that meant.  Only that it wasn’t readable by my usual image software, much less usable for most critical purposes.

So I did some quick research and found that HEIC, or HEIF, stands for High Efficiency Image Container.  It was adopted over ten years ago by Apple for use primarily in their mobile devices.  But for some reason I’m only now hearing about it.

Basically it makes the same photos that you usually work with as JPEGs and ummm… makes them smaller in file size.  Sort of like how we used to compress files with PKZIP back in the day.

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This is already the scariest thing I’ve seen all month… and it’s only October 2nd.  A terrible, terrible line has been crossed.  Advanced technology really is taking us to places that, not to put too fine a point on it, are unnatural to the extreme.

Andy Baio at Waxy.org has applied artificial intelligence to a lot of songs – which are mostly parodies of other artists – by “Weird Al” Yankovic.  Baio’s intent with this dubious exercise is to see what would happen if the original artists performed Al’s parodies themselves.

In other words, Baio has Michael Jackson’s voice singing Yankovic’s “Eat It”.  Among others.

Let Mr. Baio indict himse… I mean, explain himself:

In the parallel universe of last year’s Weird: The Al Yankovic Story,
Dr. Demento encourages a young Al Yankovic (Daniel Radcliffe) to move
away from song parodies and start writing original songs of his

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Hey gang, got something really special for you.  How often is it that you have the chance to get in on the ground floor of a new piece of technology?  Okay, maybe because of the Internet that chance happens on a routine basis now.  But even so, here’s a utility that so far as I know is pretty unique.

I’ve known Matt LaCoe for quite awhile now.  He and I worked together at an on-campus computer store when we were students at Elon.  I saw his technical prowess then and he’s only gotten better.  And now he’s presenting us with a new mobile app: Safehouse.

It would be better if Matt explained it to y’all:

Have you ever found yourself lost, tired, unsure of where you are, where to go or what to do? Have you ever felt fear that you might be harmed by persons who have taken

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You might have noticed a slight addition to this blog.  It’s on the header, toward the right of the screen.  There now appears the following label:

 

 

I have heard all kinds of insane stories about people using ChatGPT and other “artificial intelligences” as something more than a curiosity.  Students have begun having AI write papers for classes.  Some ministers have admitted that they have used ChatGPT to compose sermons for Sunday morning.  In at least one situation a lawyer had AI create his legal paperwork for a court case: the judge was not impressed.

To be truthful, I’m not impressed by any so-called “artificial intelligence” thus far.  Their enthusiasts are claiming that AI is now able to pass the Turing Test (in which a living person can or cannot differentiate verbal responses from a human being or a computer).  It’s not something I’m particularly jazzed about, not yet ...

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This coming December will mark thirty years since the original computer game Doom was released by id Software.  Gadzooks!!  Where did all that time go to?!?  Well, Doom sucked me in hard and refused to release its grip.  There had been a few first-person shooters before, notably id’s own Wolfenstein 3-D.  But it was Doom that showed off the REAL potential of the genre.  And it broke the ground for other high-drama atmospheric entries in the category, like Star Wars: Dark Forces, Duke Nukem 3-D, and Quake.  Those in turn showed the way for more advanced games in the forthcoming generations, such as Halo and Call of Duty.

But no matter how advanced home computers and gaming consoles have become, my heart belongs to 1993’s Doom and its contemporaries.  Especially for how editable it was, and it seemed like everyone and their brother was creating WAD files containing new graphics ...

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The notion has been bugging me for a few years now: could my old Atari 2600 – technology that’s fully four decades old – be made to work on a high-def television set?  Seemingly no easy task, what with the analog connector and antenna switch box and those screws on the back of the televisions of yesteryear (that had the antenna feed either with those C-shaped ends or just bare wire).  And yet, we are talking about the grand-daddy of all home video game systems.  The forerunner of the Nintendo Entertainment System, the PlayStation, the Xbox.  Marcus Fenix may hold his own against Locusts but he never had to face down the unstoppable Evil Otto, did he?
The Atari 2600 Video Computer System was there first.  And it deserves some respect and honor.  And I decided it was time to hook it up to my high-def television, for hopefully still
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For whatever reason, over the weekend I found myself musing on how far the Intertubes have come from the crazy days of dial-up PPP and ICQ and RealPlayer (you kids with YouTube have NO idea how well off you are). And just for fun I wondered how much of the “classic” Internet from its earliest years could be replicated on my iPad Pro…

Turns out: quite a bit!
Here’s what I came up with after reaching back into the inner fog of time immemorial, or at least those strange days of college. Trying to find analogies on the App Store of everything that most of us had as Internet utilities on our PCs or, if you were fairly wealthy, laptops. Don’t even think that we had smartphones in those days. “Internet” and “phone” usually meant waiting until your roomie was finished talking to his girlfriend before you could fire up
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Thank the Lord this isn’t a Super Mario Brothers game.  Or a Fallout title.

So here’s the conceit: if you die in Upsilon Circuit, you get perma-permadeath.  As in: you’ll never play the game again.  Not because you won’t want to play but because you literally can’t play.  Ever again.  You get one life, one chance to make it through.  And that’s it.  One shot at making it through to final screen.

And it won’t be easy.

From the article at Kotaku:

The fantasy RPG plops specially selected players onto a single server
and divides them into two teams of four. This means only eight players
will ever be playing Upsilon Circuit at any given moment, and their adventures will likely come to swift, brutal ends. Sounds terrifying, right? Every move you make can literally be your last.

On top of
that, the game will have a

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Catherine Rose and her daughter Alexis

It is an honor and a privilege to be able to say that I have been able to count Catherine Rose among the friendships that I have made through this journey in life.  She and I were in high school together and shared many conversations back and forth from our swim meets.  Catherine is, literally, one of the most powerhouse intellects on the face of the Earth.  I thought that then about her and the past decade has only served to reinforce that estimation.

Catherine and her husband are blessed to be the parents of two beautiful daughters.  One of them, Alexis, was born with severe disabilities that prevent her from learning and communicating as other children her age.  It was something that led Catherine to take a position at Philips and their healthcare division.  In her time at Philips, Catherine has led the ...

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