the expendables 2

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I’m just getting back home from a few days and this is what I find…

Harry Harrison passed away last week, Tony Scott died yesterday and now tonight word is that Phyllis Diller has left us.

Augusta National Golf Club has caved and is now admitting women as members.

And some congressman named Akin is all over my news feed about “legitimate rape” or somesuch, whatever that is.

Last night Kristen and I saw The Expendables 2. ‘Twas the most dumbest fun/funnest dumb gloriously loud hella awesome action movie I’ve seen since the first movie two years ago. And it still makes more sense than too much of real life that I’m looking at this late hour.

(Incidentally, this movie has the highest testosterone level I’ve ever seen in a film… and that’s even before Chuck Norris arrives to show up everyone 🙂

Seriously though: Harrison was a master ...

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2010’s The Expendables was twelve scoops of action insanity with sprinkles on top! Saw it at the theater with my good friend Steven and, it just all-out assaulted our eyedrums and earballs with high octane metal mayhem and madness. In short it was exactly the kind of movie that we used to dream of seeing happen back in the Eighties and Nineties… and then some!

So if putting all that action heavyweight into the same film was gloriously good fun the first time, what might we expect from The Expendables 2, due this coming summer?

Ah-nuldt, you should have stayed in acting all this time instead of playing at governor of California. And looks like we’re gonna get a whole new heapin’ helpin’ of Chuck Norris whup-ass!

The geek in me wants this movie to premiere first at ActionFest, ‘cuz I’ve been going to that festival since it ...

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