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Meet “Sally”.  She costs $57,000: less than the yearly pay of the average teacher in New York State.  She is an automaton.  A robot teacher.  And she is coming online in a school district this coming fall semester.

Here is another picture of Sally courtesy of Realbotix, the company that created her:

 

“Welllll long tall Sally, she’s built for speed, she got

Everything that Uncle John need

Oh bay-bee, yeaaaah bay-bee, WHOO-OOOH, HOO-OO bay-beee

Havin’ me some fun tonight, yeah! “

(I just couldn’t resist that, folks.)

I think that Sally is a glorified Teddy Ruxpin.  Remember him? The animatronic teddy bear that toy company Worlds of Wonder came out with in 1985.  Sally probably has a cassette tape hatch in her back that contains her programming, lets her move her arms and head (she has legs but she’s unable to walk).

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This is… I mean, just… HOLY CRAP!  This is NOT a good thing.

And it even looks like a Cylon, too.

 

That’s “Gabi”.  He… I mean, IT… is in Seoul, South Korea.  It just took vows to be a Buddhist monk at a special ordination ceremony.

Here’s the story from UPI about the Cylon Buddhist monk.

And here is video of Gabi going through the paces of being a holy droid:

 

As good friend of this blog Geoff Gentry pointed out, at least the Cylons from the 2003 version of Battlestar Galactica  were monotheistic.  That is true.  But for such a construct it’s only going to be a matter of time before the leap is taken from programmed zen to actively believing in a singular God.  And when the things start assuming through their AI superiority that THEY are closer to God than frail and fallen humanity ...

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It’s become something of a tragic holiday tradition for me.  Every year about this time, I watch The Star Wars Holiday Special – considered by many to be the very worst two hours of television ever produced – and do a running commentary about it for my friends on Facebook.  Why do I torment myself like this?  I have no idea apart from the comedy (?) value.  I’ll do most anything within reason (emphasis on “reason”!) to make my friends laugh.  And if it takes subjecting myself to this… thing… then it’s a minor sacrifice to make each holiday season.

Pic I took of my TV screen while watching The Star Wars Holiday Special,
here depicting the lowest moment of Harvey Korman’s career
For whatever reason, I didn’t watch the Star Wars Holiday Special when I usually do between Thanksgiving and Christmas.  I wound up setting it to play
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Depending on who you listen to this was either legitimate corporate bungling on an unprecedented scale, or it was the greatest ever conspiracy by an American company against its customers.  There is no denying though: whatever it was, it worked.

It began in April of 1985.  Soft drink mega company Coca-Cola ehhh… “changed” the formula of its flagship product. “New Coke” was claimed to be much better than the original product  That is what all the advertising told us anyway.  I mean, even Bill Cosby swore and declared to us that Coke had been improved upon.  “The impossible has become a reality,” he assured us.

Bill Cosby wouldn’t lie to us, right?  Right?!?!?

People tried New Coke.  And the vast majority of them said that it tasted nowhere as good as the original product.  I remember it also.  It tasted more like Pepsi Cola.  In fact, if I had ...

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In the process of investigating a good idea (said process being one that even Stephen Hawking said could destroy the Earth), those wacky boffins in Switzerland are preparing to generate in excess of 5 trillion volts of juice with their Large Hadron Collider in the next few days.  The result could be the creation of miniatures black holes.  But more than that: it could punch a hole through the normal dimension of space-time and allow a peek into universes other than our own.

Reed Richards, take note!

From the article at IGN.com…

CERN’s Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is being fired up this week after a two-year hiatus and a group of scientists think the results could prove the existence of parallel universes.

A paper published by Dr.s Ahmed Farag Ali, Mir Faizal, and Mohammed M. Khalil in the journal Physics Letters B argues that the second run of the LHC

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In the wake of American schoolkids rebelling against the federal government’s new school lunch rules, a school district in Florida is considering installing video cameras on its school cafeteria trashcans so it can monitor and determine if students are throwing away their vegetables.

Meanwhile the students of Northside Independent School District in Texas are being told to wear ID badges containing location-tracking radio chips on penalty of “suspension, fines, or being involuntary transferred”.

Here’s an idea: the students should go ahead and wear the badges, but only after putting them in their microwave ovens for a minute or two. THAT oughtta scramble the innards enough to make them useless!

Some good commentary by Fred Reed – the Internet’s finest curmudgeon – about the growing “Eye of Sauron” over us, which you can read here....

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Please tell me that isn’t a soybean that Michelle Obama is extolling the virtues of in that photo.

The current First Lady has somehow become the nation’s Food Czar, with a capacity of recommending, implementing and apparently enforcing her own policies on the country. No other First Lady has enjoyed such power. Not even the much-beloved Nancy Reagan, who channeled the massive respect given her toward no less a gesture than encouraging America’s children to steer clear of drug abuse, was granted such authority to wield.

Michelle Obama, however, is hellbent on imposing her own whacked nutritional vision upon the children of those who “just said no”.

Michelle Obama has directed the United States Department of Agriculture to mandate school lunches that can best be described as “skimpy” and “lacking”. Not to mention downright unpalatable. The government is determined to limit elementary kids to 650 calories and high schoolers to ...

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There’s a chap named Richard Handl in southern Sweden who is right curious about things like physics and nuclear chemistry. So he, ummmm… attempted to build a nuclear breeder reactor in his flat’s kitchen.

But it can’t honestly be said that he had any nefarious motives, because Richard has a blog set up chronicling all the steps that he’s taken on his lil’ adventure into the world of fissionable atoms. He even documented a nuclear meltdown in his kitchen’s oven.

Turns out though that splitting atoms at home is the sort of thing that the local constabulary (not to mention the Swedish Radiation Authority) tends to frown upon. Richard Handl was arrested several days ago. He’s since been released from jail but his reactor equipment has been confiscated (and probably buried under several tons of concrete by now), but Handl is determined to continue his research at “the ...

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