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I can’t decide if Warm Bodies is a zombie movie with romance and comedy or if it’s a romantic comedy with zombies. Either way, I enjoyed it.

(Yeah I’m making two posts in a row about zombies. I’ll refrain from overkill by stating here that we also saw the trailer for World War Z and it looked much better than that ad that ran during the Super Bowl“big game”.)

Warm Bodies is something I haven’t been familiar with before: a zombie movie from the zombie’s point of view. R (played by Nicholas Hoult) is a recently undead who wanders around the ruined shell of an airport. The shambling corpses are split into two varieties: the “regular” zombies who continue to shuffle along in mimicry of the patterns of their former lives. And then there are “bonies”: those zombies whose decomposition has brought them too far gone to be helped. ...

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Immediately following his death in 1799 at the age of 67, a plan was proposed to reanimate the corpse of George Washington.

The strange but true tale of raising up the first President of the United States as one of the undead is found on IO9.com’s Secret History feature. It’s long been known that Washington likely died from waaaay too much bleeding at the hands of physicians who were trying to treat the great man’s case of sore throat. Back in the day it was prevailing wisdom that one of the primary causes of illness was “bad blood”. Get a flu or fever or something and the village doctor would come over with his bloodlettin’ instruments (or in some cases, live leeches) and commence to draining the precious red vino of life from your veins. And that’s what happened to poor George, who probably would have survived the ...

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When its first season aired this past fall I didn’t write anything about AMC’s mega-hit series The Walking Dead. Heck, I wasn’t writing about much of anything at the time. But I had heard only good things about the show (adapted from the Dark Horse Comics graphic novel series of the same name) and tuned in to watch the premiere episode.

And like so many others, I got hooked on The Walking Dead.

This is not a story about a zombie apocalypse. Personally, I’m sick and TIRED of the whole “zombie genre”. It’s been done too much in recent years. Now I loved the movie Zombieland, because in my mind that was more of a comedy with some legitimate undertones of human drama. I can watch that movie a dozen times and not get bored with it.

And that’s how I am with The Walking Dead. ...

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But none of them will turn you into THAT kind of a zombie, thankfully! And the image on the right is the first pic to come from The Walking Dead, an upcoming horror series on AMC helmed by director Frank Darabont (he made The Shawshank Redemption and The Green Mile so he probably knows what he’s doing…)

But anyhoo, io9.com has put together a list of five real-life maladies that could make you something like an undead horror. You’ll have a whole new appreciation for rabies shots after you read this, along with knowing more about leprosy and necrosis than you probably ever wanted to have floating around your gray matter....

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Constitutional rights are no longer applicable only to living citizens, but to the undead ones as well.

Here’s the story from Metro.co.uk…

US court rules ‘Zombies have free speech rights’

A court has allowed a group of protesters dressed as zombies to continue with a lawsuit against police who arrested them for disorderly conduct.

The appeal court overturned a previous finding that the group had correctly been arrested over a 2006 protest in a shopping centre.

The group had been wearing makeup designed to make them look like and extra in a horror flick, with white faces, fake blood and black circles round their eyes.

They then proceeded to stagger round the shops, urging consumers to “get your brains here”.

They also carried audio equipment, which police described as “simulated weapons of mass destruction”, even though they were mobile phones.

The appeals court ruled that the police had no

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Those mad scientists at DARPA (who previously brought us such curiosities as the Internet) are now actively engaged in research to produce semi-undead swine.

Yeah you read that right: the Pentagon is working on zombie pigs now.

Before you reach for the nearest shotgun or chainsaw though, you should know that there’s some practical applications being sought from this. The problem is severe injuries of military personnel in combat situations: massive blood loss from wounds that without immediate (and often nearly impossible) treatment leads to death or debilitating lifelong trauma that may stand a chance of being averted. So the eggheads at DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency) are experimenting to see if a state of hibernation can be achieved in pigs, similar to squirrels and other mammals. If it can be made to work in pigs, humans could be the next step. Artificially slowing down brain and heart ...

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“Hit hard and hit often.” That’s the conclusion reached by a group of Canadian mathematicians who have produced a model of epidemic rates of a hypothetical zombie attack and how one might be survived.

According to the researchers, an infestation in a city of 500,000 people would find the living outnumbered by the undead within three days. However, a strategy of “impulsive eradication” adopted early enough would be adequate to deal with the crisis.

It is good to know such things, yes?...

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Check out this gnarly promotional art for Joe Schreiber’s upcoming Star Wars horror novel Death Troopers:

Hey, if we can have Pride and Prejudice and Zombies on the bookstore shelves, why not everyone’s favorite space smuggling duo against the undead? I’ve heard a lot of fans are jazzed about this novel: the first serious foray that the saga has taken into the horror genre.

Death Troopers arrives this October 13th....

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So a few days ago en route to see Star Trek at the Wachovia IMAX in Raleigh, good friend/fellow blogger Phillip Arthur and I stopped by HyperMind in Burlington, ‘cuz Phillip is a fellow geek in good standing and I thought he’d get a kick out of this place, and we had plenty of time before the 10 p.m. showing (we also hooked up with Chad Austin, who really needs to update his blog sometime ‘specially since he now has only 26 days left as a free man before taking the vows). But anyway…

While we were in HyperMind, I spotted this game box and took a picture of it with my new cellphone. It’s something called Zombies!!!, the “Director’s Cut” version. And I’ve been told that it’s a pretty popular tile-based strategy game. But what caught my eye was the chainsaw-wielding protagonist fighting off the undead ...

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