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When the Space Shuttle Discovery blasted into orbit two days ago, it might have taken this bat along for the ride. NASA technicians spotted the flying rodent clawed up against the vehicle’s external tank during inspections. And it was thought that it would eventually take fly off on its own.

But as Discovery roared from the launch pad, a tiny black speck was spotted clinging to the side of the tank. Sure enough, it was the bat.

Nobody has seen the bat since Discovery cleared the tower, but it was last seen still holding on to the vehicle.

Remember kiddies: hitchhiking can be dangerous…....

February 17, 2009

Travis the Chimp, on Xanax, goes bananas and mauls woman before being shot dead by Connecticut cops

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So help me, my eyes are tearing up with laughter after reading that headline, even though this really is a horrible story…

Travis, a 200 pound, 15-year old chimpanzee who had appeared in TV commercials and “was toilet trained, dressed himself, took his own bath, ate at the table and drank wine from a glass”, went berzerk last night in a Stamford, Connecticut neighborhood after breaking loose from his owners’ custody, and then severely mauled Charla Nash with “life-changing, if not life-threatening injuries” to her face and hands. Travis’ owner Sandra Herold had to beat the ape off her friend with a butcher knife and a shovel.

Travis had earlier been given tea laced with the anti-depressant Xanax. He proceeded to terrorize the streets before being shot dead by Stamford cops, after Travis opened the door of a police cruiser and attempted to enter the vehicle. According to one report...