con artists

A retiree in Argentina bought two toy poodles for about $150 (American) each.  When he brought them home it was discovered that the “dogs” were in reality two ferrets pumped-up with steroids and then had their fur styled to make them look like poodles!

From Mail Online’s article about this very bizarre con…

giant ferret, dogs, poodles, Argentina, steroids, con artists
“Beware of rodent”

Gullible bargain hunters at Argentina’s largest bazaar are forking out hundreds of dollars for what they think are gorgeous toy poodles, only to discover that their cute pooch is in fact a ferret pumped up on steroids.

One retired man from Catamarca, duped by the knock-down price for a pedigree dog, became suspicious he had bought what Argentinians call a ‘Brazilian rat’ and when he returned home took the ‘dogs’ to a vet for their vaccinations.

Imagine his surprise when his suspicious were confirmed – he had in fact purchased two ferrets that had

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Here are three e-mails from two different senders that landed in my inbox within a few hours of each other earlier this morning.

Here’s the first one. Obviously it’s a Nigerian scam e-mail, like the one about “RANKLE Jones The Golfer ‘Film Production'” (that I’m still laughing about)…

DATE: 13 Sept 2009.

Dear customer,

You have a Package that is registered with us for shipping. However, thecontent is a Bank Draft worth is $886,000 USD (Eight Hundred and Eighty Six Thousand US Dollars).Reg .Number: P-01-402761625/Reg Date: 09/13/2009.
Your package is registered with us for mailing by your colleague who iscurrently undergoing survey project with NNPC (Nigeria National PetroleumCompany). We are sending you this email because your package is registered on aSpecial Order. What you have to do now, is to contact our Delivery Departmentfor immediate dispatch of your package to your residential address. Note: Assoon as our Delivery Team confirms

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This just landed in my e-mail and it’s too hilarious not to share. Those pesky Nigerian scammers are definitely trying a new tactic!

(I’ve made some edits on the profanity and the phone number at the end, which according to the country code is based in Nigeria.)

RANKLE Jones The Golfer “Film Production”

Dear Sir,
I have a full length tragedy movie script title: RANKLE Jones The Golfer. It is a new idea, full of suspense and thrill. I need a production company and financial investment into this movie production as it will make a block buster.
Jones enjoys golf playing, hoping to be a professional golfer like Tiger Woods. Professional golfers play in golf field, ours play at home. No f***ing son of a b**ch will accept correction. The pride of what is yet to be is a destroyer. Jones: Everyone in life have a dream and aspiration to

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