conan the barbarian

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This is one of my favorite scenes in motion picture history.  From the 1982 film Conan the Barbarian.  Conan (Arnold Schwarzenegger) has just freed Subotai (Gerry Lopez) from certain death.  Here we see them having dinner together.

I’ll let the scene speak for itself.

It’s two fast friends, enjoying a meal in each other’s company.  And the conversation turns to religion.

There is no bitterness or anger.  Not an iota of hatred between the two men.  They are simply discussing their respective faiths: Subotai’s in the Four Winds, and Conan’s belief in Crom.

I like to think that Conan and Subotai each give the other something to think about.  Conan certainly seems impressed by the point Subotai is making about “the everlasting sky”.

Conan the Barbarian is a fantasy movie.  It is very tragic that people in real life can not speak to one another about their differing beliefs ...

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(And just to be clear, Ah-nuldt is not playing Conan O’Brien.)

Personally, I think this is ten years too late. Wanna know why? Because sometime before 9/11 happened there was serious work afoot to make a true sequel to 1982’s Conan the Barbarian: one that would forget that Conan the Destroyer ever happened. King Conan: Crown of Iron had a script written by John Milius and was going to be produced by the Wachowski Brothers (back when the Wachowskis were still brothers, that’s all I’m gonna say).

I was able to read the King Conan: Crown of Iron script several years ago. It was spot-on perfect as a follow-up to Conan the Barbarian. It even had Conan saying another prayer to Conan. My favorite part though took place at the beginning of the story: a scene paralleling the one from the original of Conan’s father speaking ...

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That’s it. Hollywood is officially a depleted sow. The field has been plowed and planted so many times that nothing fresh is growing in it. It’s dead, Jim.

Find out about it here, in a story primarily about another remake (of Brian De Palma’s Dressed to Kill).

Incidentally, I watched last year’s remake of The Omen a few days ago on HBO. That was another classic movie that never warranted a remake, at all. The same is true for Conan the Barbarian (can you believe a few weeks ago was the 25th anniversary of it’s premiere?).

In my opinion, Conan the Barbarian is about as perfect a movie as you can find. So many great elements all working together in that film… The soundtrack by Basil Poledouris is easily one of the most listened-to things on my MP3 player whenever I’m driving (I love all the tracks but ...

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