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For three days this past fall my dog Tammy and I were trapped in a motel room in the North Carolina mountains.  Hurricane Florence was thrashing the slats out of the state even that far inland.  It was the two of us and the usual hurricane emergency supplies: cans of deviled ham, some crackers, a few six-packs of Coca-Cola… and not much to do.
So I began writing a short story.

In the past few months has come understanding of why I’ve never been able to crack that block in my mind toward writing narrative fiction.  Yes, there have been the scripts for the various films(?) and other projects.

But anything like a smallish piece of prose?  The connection couldn’t be made.  Not until toward the end of this last summer, and maybe someday I’ll be able to talk about that.

Suffice it to say, so far I’ve written three
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The biggest regret I’ve had as a writer, for all of this time, is that I’ve never been able to compose real narrative fiction.  Screenplays for film projects?  Those have been no problem to sit down and churn out.  But for something even so rudimentary as a short story?

That has eluded me.  It has been sealed away behind a concrete wall and I’ve been pounding away at it for decades, trying to grasp that arrow to place in my quiver.  And the wall wasn’t yielding a centimeter.

Why wasn’t it possible?  Nonfiction has never been an issue.  I’ve always been in my element in regard to exploring ideas and articulating musings upon them.  Fiction however…

I’ve some thoughts about why that has been.  And it correlates with the bipolar disorder I’ve had since at least 2000, and with some other matters that only in recent months have come ...

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The Call of Cthulhu, H.P. Lovecraft, Ryleh“That cult would never die till the stars came right again, and the secret priests would take great Cthulhu from His tomb to revive His subjects and resume His rule of earth. The time would be easy to know, for then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom. Meanwhile the cult, by appropriate rites, must keep alive the memory of those ancient ways and shadow forth the prophecy of their return.”

— from The Call of Cthulhu by H.P. Lovecraft

It was 1928 when Howard Phillips Lovecraft published The Call ...

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We deserve better.  We should have demanded better.  We should have had higher expectations from those who asked to be entrusted with crafting laws, with the public treasury, with judicial integrity, with command of the military.

Let’s stop the bullcrap and be honest.  I mean, SERIOUSLY honest.  With an election looming in the next few days here in the United States, we have been incrementally conned and conditioned to have practically nobody to cast a vote for other than smooth-talkers and snake-oil salesmen.  Incumbents and challengers ready willing and able to sell their soul for a little scrap of power… and fools that we are, we seem only too willing to give it to them.  Sometimes I wonder if most of us like being treated with such contempt by those who allege to serve we the people.

In short: we have a surplus of politicians and too damned few statesmen...

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ToyFare and Wizard Universe have compiled their list of the 50 greatest weapons throughout all of fiction. Lightsabers make the list twice (the standard design and Darth Maul’s two-bladed terror) and I was glad to see that the BFG9000 from the videogame Doom also made the cut. There are also some things mentioned here that I’d never heard of before, like Hitler’s Handgun (exactly what it sounds like, from Marvel Comics’ Doctor Strange: The Oath miniseries) and some that are surprisingly obscure in this day and age (like the Target Seeking Bullet Gun from the movie Runaway). And the Tall Man’s homicidal Christmas tree balls from Phantasm (left) came in at #24. A great fun read and I’m particularly glad to see what came in at #1 🙂...

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Okay, this one blows my mind bigtime (and it takes a hella lot to blow this mind)…

Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling has “outed” Albus Dumbledore, the headmaster of Hogwarts School and Harry’s principle mentor (yeah I know how weird it looks to read that).

Not only was Dumbledore a gay man, but he had an unrequieted love for Gellert Grindelwald: his one-time accomplice in an ill-spirited bid for conquest of the wizard world, before Dumbledore came to his senses and later defeated Grindelwald during World War II.

I honestly don’t know what to make of this. It doesn’t really take away from the enjoyment of the books themselves, because this was nothing that was ever, ever a part of the story. It could be like Ridley Scott insisting years later that Deckard was himself a Replicant in the movie Blade Runner, when there was nothing indicating that ...

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A few days ago J.K. Rowling did an extensive online chat via Bloomsbury Publishing’s website … and she unloaded a whole heap of answers to questions about the Harry Potter saga in the aftermath of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. There is substantially more information that she gives here than she did in her interview with NBC last week. Absolutely must-reading for anyone who’s been reading and enjoying these books....

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The saga of Harry Potter is, at last, finished. And let me state this from the outset: I do not have any great desire to see another novel about Harry Potter as a character.

But ever since reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, my mind has been reeling with wonder. J.K. Rowling tied up all the threads throughout seven novels by the end of that book. But whether she wanted to or not, she also sowed the seeds for a lot of further stories from the Potter-verse. She’s been doing that from the very beginning but Deathly Hallows somehow maddened the lust to know more about the world that Harry lives in.

Well, Rowling has said something about eventually writing a comprehensive Harry Potter “encyclopedia” that will go a long way to fleshing-out the Wizarding world and its history. And maybe a book about Neville Longbottom that would ...

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A little over 24 hours from now, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows will be released.

So here are my absolute final predictions for the Harry Potter saga before this concluding chapter of the series is published:

– Harry will live.

– Hagrid will die.

– The fatal shot aimed at Voldemort will come from none other than Draco Malfoy, who reconciles with Harry just before passing away from wounds suffered in battle.

– Rufus Scrimgeour will be sacked …

– … and Arthur Weasley will become the new Minister of Magic.

– We will finally get to see Azkaban Prison.

– Norbert will return as a full-grown dragon

– Neville will finally confront Bellatrix Lestrange, upon which he goes into a fit of rage and kills Bellatrix with a savage assault of the Cruciatis curse.

– In a perfect world, Harry would hunt Dolores Umbridge down like a dog,

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A short while after finishing my review of Kingdom Come (thank heaven that’s the last we’ll ever see of Left Behind… hopefully) I found out about another book that was coming out around the same time. This one also dealt with Pre-Tribulation Rapture theology, but with a twist: it’s story was about what happens when Christians obsess about the Rapture to the point of ignoring the work that God has provided to occupy ourselves with until He does come. That alone would have piqued my interest. That the book’s page on Amazon described it as a “quirky apocalyptic gangster novel” only fueled my desire to know more. And that this was a Christian satire novel that was – gasp! – said to be uproariously funny settled it in my mind: I absolutely had to read Tribulation House by Chris Well.

It wasn’t until two days ago that I found a ...

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