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Many years ago an idea hit for a Godzilla movie.  There are strong doubts that I’ll ever get to make it but the notion still occupies my mind whenever a film about kaiju is released.  My idea for a Godzilla film is to set it in Japan in 1954, the year the original film came out.  To treat Godzilla as a force of nature like an earthquake or tsunami.  Shoot the movie in black and white like Schindler’s List.  And throughout the film it cuts to the modern day (or maybe it’s the Nineties or Aughts) with survivors of the attack sharing their perspectives.  Just like the “witnesses” that were seen throughout Warren Beatty’s Reds.  It would have been as close to a documentary-style film about a Godzilla attack as would be possible.

As I said, I don’t expect that film to be made (or maybe someone at ...

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The last time I saw a movie called Godzilla on a big screen it was 1998, the evening before its official release date.  Two hours later I asked Chuck Buckley, my fellow columnist at Elon’s newspaper The Pendulum, what he thought of it.

“I thought it sucked!“, Chuck replied.

I had to concur.  That night sticks out in memory as one of the worst experiences I’ve had at a movie theater (though incredibly I didn’t walk out: Star Trek Nemesis would be the first to get that dubious honor… and the nice ladies at the theater had let me watch that one for free!).  Godzilla 1998 was a travesty of celluloid: bad plot, bad dialogue, bad direction, bad best boying, bad catering…

…and the worst Godzilla ever.  No, nevermind.  That wasn’t Godzilla.  I don’t know what that was.  It was G.I.N.O: Godzilla In Name Only.  That slithering sacrilege ...

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