I’ll do it.

Meaning: I am going to run for the United States House of Representatives from North Carolina’s 13th District. As a lot of people have been suggesting over the past year. And it will be as a Republican.

I am absolutely serious about this.

But I’m not entirely happy with what I’m going to have to do in order for this to be a legitimate thing. You see, per the twisted myriad of Catch-22s that is federal election law, it’s not feasible to have that amount of signatures on a petition just to see if you “should” run. Because in order to seriously consider running at all, you have to say that you are running… even though you don’t count as a real candidate until you’ve raised enough money.

I need to make that clear: I’m going to run but at the present time I am not...