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I’ll be the first to admit: I have no idea if this is going to actually go anywhere.  But for the past few years I’ve had an idea and it’s always seemed like a fun one.  And it would definitely be a challenge to pull off.  But things have changed since my forays into programming (with the C language, in 1995) and I’m thinking that this might really be possible so, we’re going to find out.

A while back a crazy notion hit me: to play Zork on my iPhone and iPad.  Yes that Zork: the 1977 text-only role-playing game.  A game that kept countless insomniacs awake long into the night as they explored the Great Underground Empire in all its riches, its horror, and occasional hilarity.  There were no graphics at all involved with Zork: like most any good story it played out primarily in ...

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This November will mark ten years since the release of Fallout 4.  That game was published seven years after Fallout 3.  There was Fallout: New Vegas in 2010 (still need to finish that one, my friends swear it’s the best of the series).  And I suppose there was Fallout 76 in 2018 but that game just isn’t the same.  Fallout really is more of a single-player experience, though I know that Fallout 76 does have its loyalists.

So this will be a full decade without a mainline Fallout entry.  Surely we’re going to get word sometime soon that a new one is coming, right?  Right?!?

The sad fact of the matter is, friends, is that video game production is now (a) very expensive and (b) very loooong.  Grand Theft Auto V was first published in 2013.  Its follow-up was announced two years ago and it’s ...

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Just for fun (or maybe not)…

I have heard it said, since at least 1993, that if it thunders in the winter that it means snow is coming ten days later.

The first time I was told that, it was by Dad in February of that year. Exactly ten days later we had “the Storm of the Century” blizzard.

And every time since then that it has thundered during winter, we have had snow: if not precisely ten days later then very closely thenabouts.

Well, we had thunder this morning here in Reidsville, North Carolina. A lot of thunder.

So with this post as a benchmark, I’ll check back in ten days from now Lord willing, and we’ll see if there’s any wintery preciptation 🙂...

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Well, not tragic for me anyway. But this will come as absolutely heartbreaking news to the very many would-be suitors who have written in during the past several months asking if my extremely beautiful, incredibly sweet and saintly-in-spirit cousin Lauryn was taken.

She is now! 🙂

Now don’t y’all worry: I shall continue to post pictures of her whenever there is dire need to publish something aesthetically pleasing on The Knight Shift (which is more often than not). However this will affect some changes to my task.

So to celebrate the occasion, and to mark the passing of the shotgun some of my duties, here is a new photo of Lauryn… along with her FATHER, the elusive and enigmatic Bob!

Perhaps someday I shall be able to also post a photo of Lauryn’s brother Robbe, if he ever walks back out of that jungle…...

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…so to make up for it, here’s a shiny new photo of The Knight Shift’s unofficial Page 3 girl: my beautiful cousin Lauryn!

And look: she’s got another gorgeous friend, whose name I do not currently have on file. But who are you to complain? After all, you’re getting two lovely ladies in one great shot!

By the way, the rumors are true: I am currently giving this blog a severe and long-awaited overhaul. However contrary to reports there will not be a pay-only section of Lauryn photos on The Knight Shift (although I would no doubt make a tidy sum from such a practice… but I am an ethical and upstanding publisher after all 🙂...

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Take a look at the necktie that Ron Paul is wearing in this photograph…

The Honorable Representative Dr. Paul has been spotted wearing this tie quite often lately. And my good friend Danny de Garcia II has become obsessed with finding that particular necktie! As Danny puts it…

“There it is again. Notice how sharp his tie looks with the light blue, silver blue, blue pinstripe and white. I’m looking for that tie.”

So let’s help Danny find Ron Paul’s necktie, boys and girls!! If you know where to find this thing, e-mail me at theknightshift@gmail.com and I’ll pass the info along to Danny A.S.A.P.!...

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…so here is a photo of my second cousin Lauryn, who is celebrating her 22nd birthday:

And here is a photo of Lauryn and her mother (and my cousin) Robin. They could be – and have been – mistaken for sisters!

And in case any of y’all are wondering: Yes, ALL the women in my family are this beautiful! 🙂 Not to mention very sweet and among the most Christian ladies I have ever had the pleasure of knowing.

Anyways… Happy Birthday Lauryn!...

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