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Released on this date in 1986.

I played the heck out of The Legend of Zelda when I got my Nintendo Entertainment System for Christmas 1988.  It was so much fun exploring around, setting fire to every bush that was within reach.  To say nothing of always keeping bombs on hand to blow up possible hidden entrances to shops (or to caves with old men who make you pay for destroying the front door).

Now I have the Zelda theme playing in my head and it won’t stop!  I don’t have anything to play the original game with but I think in honor of the fortieth birthday of the start of the franchise I’ll play The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past on my Game Boy Advance.

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A few weeks ago I found my Game Boy Advance.  Still in pristine condition after being in a really nice case all this time.  Vintage game consoles seem to be enjoying a renaissance lately, like systems that play Atari and Nintendo Entertainment System cartridges on high-def television sets.  And this particular Game Boy Advance holds a special place in my heart, it having been a gift for Christmas eighteen years ago.

I still had a bunch of cartridges on hand: Game Boy Advance ones as well as for the classic Game Boy and the Game Boy Color.  They all still work great!  Except for one small problem…

The cartridges that utilize battery backup have almost all run dry.

Battery backup in game cartridges goes back at least as far as the original The Legend of Zelda for the NES.  After choosing to save a game it would use the built-in ...

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Times have been tough for Pauline: the damsel-in-distress that Mario had to climb up those girders to rescue from Donkey Kong way back in 1981.  Mario and DK of course went on to bigger and better things.  Then there were all those women who came into Mario’s life before he settled on Princess Peach.  But whatever happened to Pauline?

Mike Mika, who works at Other Ocean Interactive, was asked by his three-year old daughter if “she could play as the girl and save Mario”.  Mika hacked into the ROM of the Nintendo Entertainment System’s port of Donkey Kong and after fiddlin’ around with the coded innards, he had produced what he calls the “Pauline Edition” of Donkey Kong!  Here’s a clip of it in action and you  have to admit, it’s a really sweet thing to do for a kid 🙂




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A guy named “petermolyneux2” on YouTube has… well he might have some issues, if his short film “Nintendo: A Sad Story” is any indication. I’ve watched this three times now, trying to make sense of what exactly I’m looking at. And now I CAN’T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!! No sound sleep for me tonight.

No sound sleep for you either, maybe, if you choose to let enter your gray matter this clip that surely must resemble what the 1993 Super Mario Brothers movie would have been had Neil Gaiman written the script…

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At E3 today Nintendo head honcho Satoru Iwata unveiled the Nintendo 3DS. This is the latest iteration of its acclaimed DS hardware… and it does games in 3D.

But here’s the kicker folks: the Nintendo 3DS pulls off three-dimensional gaming without those funky glasses!

And this highlights the biggest reason why I’m not about to buy into the 3D television “revolution” going on right now (incidentally ESPN’s new 3D channel is showing up in the updated listings but it’s not only not airing yet, my receiver box is snidely informing me that I need a 3D capable set in order to pick it up at all). This is such a rapidly evolving technology, it makes the least amount of sense to be an early adopter than I’ve seen with burgeoning new gear ever. Especially given that the glasses needed to enjoy 3D television sets are priced around $150 ...

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A lady named Amanda Flowers in Great Britain is, errr… blaming Nintendo’s Wii Fit for causing her to have persistent orgasms.

From the article at the Daily Star…

A WOMAN has gone from Nintendo to nympho after a fall from her Wii Fit board turned her into a sex addict.

Randy Amanda Flowers needs 10 sex sessions a day after the slip-up.

And now the slightest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on.

The catering worker said: “It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.”

A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve.

Probably a million-to-one thing that happened to Amanda Flowers and likely not easily replicated (no matter how many people will attempt it, no doubt). I found this interesting enough to post ‘cuz I’ve ...

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This morning I was having a workout on Wii Fit (here’s my initial review). My personal regimen right now is some strength training, some yoga and a lot of hard aerobic activity, followed by the “fun” stuff like the Ski Jump. That and the Ski Slalom might be the most addictive activities of the entire package… but Lisa swears that Bubble River will have you just as hooked.

Part of the aerobics that I’m doing right now is Jogging the long distance. It’s really clever how this works: you don’t use the Wii Balance Board at all. You just put the Wii Remote in your pocket (or if your pants lack pockets you can just hold the Remote in your hand) and then you start jogging in place. If you keep a brisk pace while swinging your arms in good wide circles you can work up a serious...

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So yesterday (which it barely is as of this writing) Nintendo released its much-anticipated Wii Fit. I had no idea what this was until Lisa was in Georgia a month and a half ago. She phoned home and asked if I could go to the local GameStop and pre-order a copy. Well you know, when you’re a husband you do whatever makes your wife happy (unless you’ve got an “Ahab and Jezebel” thing going on, but I digress…) so I went and plunked down the money and was told it would be waiting for me on May 21st.

And then I went home and got on the Internet and found out what Wii Fit was exactly.

And then I found out that I had just committed to purchasing a ninety-dollar bathroom scale…

For the next several weeks, I found myself studying Wii Fit, wondering what the heck were we ...

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It’s now almost 2 weeks since Christmas, and Lisa is happily playing her new Nintendo Wii.

Yes folks, we have a Wii. And my sister does too!

How did it happen? The Thursday night before Christmas, I went to a GameStop store in Greensboro, where they were due to begin selling vouchers the next day for the Wii (which might have been the hottest item of Christmas 2007). The plan was that you buy the voucher, and your Wii comes in on January 25th. I figured hey, if it’s 4 weeks after Christmas that’s still okay.

So I got to the store, and lo and behold the nice associates told me that they had some Wiis in stock, that they were going to start selling the next morning.

“I’m not going anywhere,” I told them. “I’m gonna be camping outside all night until you guys open tomorrow morning, if that’s ...

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