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This is something that a LOT of us have waited almost thirty years for!  It was reported a few days ago that the original cut of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope is coming back to theaters in February 2027!  This is going to be the first Star Wars movie as it existed before the “Special Editions” came out in 1997.  From an age when the special effects of the saga were done without benefit of computer-generated imagery.   This is the movie that shattered the bar for what practical effects could do and it set the platinum standard for every blockbuster since.  And now in time for the film’s fiftieth anniversary we’re going to behold it again in its original glory.

(I’m going to assume that “original 1977 Star Wars” actually means the print that was released prior to the premiere of The Empire Strikes Back
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GeekTyrant, one of my favorite websites, reminds us that this week is the tenth anniversary of the release of the trailer for Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens.  I will never forget that night.  I was reloading YouTube every ten seconds, waiting for the trailer to publish.  And when it finally dropped…

I guarantee you that I watched that thing at least a dozen times before going to bed.  Oh sure, there had been the teaser earlier that April, but this was the full-blown serious look at what the first chapter of Star Wars’s “sequel trilogy” was offering.  And it was glorious!  Everything about that trailer was spot-on perfect: the glimpses, the dialogue, the music… just completely epic.

Here it is if you haven’t watched it in awhile (or if you’ve never had the pleasure of seeing it at all until now):

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It seems that Disney and Lucasfilm did not want to go the distance with Gina Carano.  Disney could have simply let Carano go four and a half years ago after they didn’t like her conservative-leaning commentary on her own social media (why are liberal-leaning actors forgiven for their commentary, huh?).  Instead they had to disparage her personal character by making her out to be someone with hate-filled qualities.  And that’s where Disney/Lucasfilm went wrong.

So Carano sued Disney early last year, and she had Elon Musk among many others in her corner.  And today Disney/Lucasfilm capitulated and settled with Carano out of court.
Not only has Disney backed down, they have also taken a conciliatory stance toward Carano, and furthermore have said that they
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 Here is a Chiss playing chess while chomping on cheddar cheese:

EDIT: A friend came up with a good one…

Chiss chess champion chewing cheddar cheese.

ANOTHER UPDATE: Someone suggested that he could also be “cheating”.  But that’s something that Grand Admiral Thrawn is above doing.  He certainly wouldn’t do that with chess.  It would be too dishonorable.  Still a fun idea though 🙂

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Okay, let me say first that I love this little film!  Whatever has happened to Star Wars in recent years, there still are and always will be the true fans who thrill to share their love of the saga with others.  This spot shows the kind of energy that we used to have at a new Star Wars movie.  The costumes, the mock lightsaber fights, screaming lines from the movie out loud… 

…it was a whole different and in so many ways better world than it is today.  I know, I was there.  I didn’t just see it with my own eyes, I was part of it.  Maybe it will come back someday.  Especially for the youngsters.  The ones who George Lucas intended Star Wars to be particularly for.  The grownups have tried to make Star Wars into something it was never meant to be.  So we get bullcrap like ...

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The sad news is coming out today that Kenneth Colley, the British actor who portrayed Admiral Firmus Piett across two Star Wars films, has passed away at the age of 87.

Colley had enjoyed having many roles in his six decades as an actor.  He did some work with Monty Python (that’s him playing Jesus in the opening of Life of Brian) and he appeared in Clint Eastwood’s 1982 sci-fi Cold War thriller Firefox.  Colley was also among the amazing cast of the sweeping television epic War and Remembrance.

But it is his portrayal of Captain… and then Admiral… Piett that is most remembered in the annals of pop culture.

Piett first appeared in 1980’s Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back as the captain of Executor, Darth Vader’s flagship Super Star Destroyer.  Following the deployment of thousands of probe droids across the galaxy, ...

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Things like this usually doesn’t go past my notice.  Guess I’ve been so occupied with other stuff lately.  But yesterday was the anniversary of something very special and I need to make a note of it…

May 25th, 2025 is the twentieth anniversary of my… or rather I should say our… first motion picture, Forcery.  An almost hour-long parody of Rob Reiner’s film adaption of the Stephen King novel Misery.  Forcery depicts Star Wars creator George Lucas, hot off of finishing the script for Episode III, being rescued from certain death by his “number one fan” Frannie Filks.  It’s not long before Lucas, who used to create Star Wars for a living, is now making it to stay alive.

This was an idea that hit me about a week and a half before 9/11.  Indeed, I started writing the screenplay (though I had no idea HOW ...

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The past several years have seen my love for the Star Wars saga take some brutal hits, but my love for the original film will forever endure.

Over the decades I’ve gotten to meet a lot of people from this movie.  Maybe too many than can be readily counted.  For some reason the ones who most come to mind are Peter Mayhew who played Chewbacca, and Paul Blake who was Greedo.  A week and a half before 9/11 I had a VERY wild barbecue ribs dinner with Blake.  Quite an interesting chap.  I asked him about what he thought regarding the changes that George Lucas had made to A New Hope with the 1997 “Special Edition”, particularly making it so that Greedo opened fire first on Han Solo.  Blake’s response was awesome: “I think it’s absolutely BOLLOCKS what George did to Greedo!  Why did he do that?!?  Han was perfectly ...

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…This post from April the 4th, 2005.  That’s just over twenty years ago.  It’s about the “midnight madness” that took place for the new merchandise related to Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.  For whatever reason a lot of visitors have been coming to that post over the past few months and especially this last several days.

Is it because this spring marks the twentieth anniversary of Revenge of the Sith?  Or is it another factor?  I wonder if there’s some sentimentality at work.  Twenty years ago we were a fandom united in spirit and purpose.  Star Wars was something that we shared and had common ground over.  It wasn’t what it has devolved into.  It was a purer, and more beautiful, work.  Star Wars was one of the few truly good things in this world that could bring almost everyone together.  The third ...

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There is a lot on my plate right now.  I’m having to figure some things out.  Time is not on my side.  But sometimes things percolate to the surface of my mind that I haven’t thought about in years, or even decades.  And that’s what happened today.

Waaaay back in 2001 and thereabouts  I was on the staff of TheForce.net, which at the time was the biggest website devoted to Star Wars on the whole heapin’ web.  It wasn’t long after I came onboard that I volunteered to take the vacant position of humor editor.  That was my main job for the next two and a half years, and it was a lot of fun!  I got to see quite a bit of reader-generated funny stuff that almost always left me smiling.

One of the things that I got to curate as humor editor was song parodies.  And they ...

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