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To Christopher Schmidt:

I know where you are.  I know where you work.  For all you’re aware of I may even have your home address.

You really should be focused on your job right now instead of goofing off on Elon University’s Facebook page or looking at my website.

You aren’t much of anything, are you?  Just someone hiding behind your cellphone.  Or the keyboard of the library where you’re supposed to be employing whatever skills your “masters degree” (if you even have one) bestowed upon you.

Good Lord, I really am a better person than you, aren’t I?  Including in life experiences and even education.  Not all learning is done in a classroom or laboratory, or the Akron-Summit County Public Library in Ohio.  You’ve never seen the world.  You don’t know what it’s really like out there.  But I do.  I understand the human condition in ways you’ll never ...

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I hope the idiots in the photo on the right are happy.  Those are some of the members of the Bakery, Confectionery, Tobacco Workers and Grain Millers International Union who went on strike against their employer: Hostess Brands, Inc.

The union has about 5,000 people working at Hostess. As of this morning, their months-long strike has put themselves and thirteen thousand others out of work.

The big news at the time of this writing is Hostess going out of business and liquidating its assets. The company could no longer afford to be in business as a result of the strike. More than 18,500 people are now unemployed.

What a colossal committing of ass-hattery.

But hey, at least the employees responsible can rely on the union bosses to back them up. Not to mention getting government unemployment checks. All out of spite for a measly 2% decrease in pension ...

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No wonder it’s often called “Crackbook”: some folks are addicted to it! Consider one Jonathan G. Parker, age 19, of Fort Loudoun, Pennsylvania. Police in the town responded to a call from a home on August 28th in which the resident reported a breaking and entering, and the theft of two diamond rings valued at more than $3,500.

The cops didn’t have far to look for a suspect, however: Parker used the victim’s computer to log into his Facebook account and forgot to log out.

Jonathan Parker was arrested, and is currently in jail on $10,000 bond. He’s facing one to ten years in the slammer if convicted.

Dumb, dumb, dumb. But also very funny 🙂...

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It’s awfully hard to disagree with the observation of car salesman Rob Bojaryn: “If they can’t administer a program like this, I’d be a little concerned about my health insurance.”

President Obama’s “Cash for Clunkers” program has proven to be a disaster after just six days. Under the program a person can trade in an older/less fuel-efficient vehicle for as much as $4,500 credit toward a newer car. The money allocated for this thing has already been burned up and now Congress is allocating an addition $2 BILLION for it.

I have a question:

Where in the Constitution of the United States is there found authorization for the federal government to be in the used car business?

And then, why is our tax money being used to help someone else buy a new car? I’ve bought cars before, and I’ve never approached the government for any financial assistance toward ...

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…and Obama is doing plenty of dumb things since taking office just six months ago.

I’m talking about how President Obama brought up the arrest of his friend and Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. during his press conference last night, denouncing the police involved in the matter as acting “stupidly”.

Here’s what was wrong with that: in doing so, Obama has now compromised his moral authority as President of the United States… and particularly when it is seen that he did so on behalf of his own personal and private interests. Obama has also – and in a more egregious fashion than any President in perhaps living memory – used his public office to level an accusation beyond the scope afforded him by the Constitution. And in doing that, Obama has now involved the Presidency in what should have remained a matter for the local community.

(Incidentally, Bill ...

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Years ago when I was a Cub Scout, there was a cartoon in Boys Life showing a kid, obviously over-zealous with carpentry tools, telling his dog that he was there to give him a new doghouse. It was a parable about working with plans (which the lad decided for whatever reason that he didn’t need). In the first panel after the kid announces his intentions, the dog thinks “Oh no, spare me this!”

That was the first thing that popped into mind this morning when I read that President Obama might push through a vote on national “health care reform”, that it’s going to cost at least $1.5 TRILLION and to fund it Congress is looking at a 5.4 percent additional tax on the richest Americans.

Much like the dog in that cartoon: “Dear God, PLEASE spare us this!”

Lemme tell you what is going to happen if ...

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According to a new poll, 1 in 4 Americans are apparently text messaging while driving.

I don’t agree with laws prohibiting talking into a cellphone while driving, although I do believe that’s something that individual drivers should make a determination about on their own. But texting is completely different. It demands an attention that talking doesn’t require.

Plainly put folks: it should be just common sense not to text while operating a vehicle. It’s already caused one trolley accident in Boston, and a school bus driver is now without a job after being photographed texting while driving with a full bus of kids.

So far as I’m concerned, trying to text while driving is just as rife with risk as is driving while intoxicated. If one has to text while out and about in a vehicle, there’s always the side of the road or a parking lot ...

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You see, this is part of what’s screwy with the United States right now. We’ve got too many politicians like Diane Feinstein and Henry Waxman, sitting on their publicly-funded derrieres all day and doing nothing but coming up with crap like this. As part of the “economic stimulus” now being debated, some in Congress are looking at it as an opportunity to completely gut the domestic industry manufacturing trucks and SUVs. Part of the scheme involves giving cash vouchers – out of the federal treasury – to people in order to help them buy “more fuel-efficient” vehicles.

So as if this country’s economy wasn’t in shambles enough, Feinstein and Waxman not only want to waste even more of our money, they want to destroy much of what little industrial infrastructure we have left to us.

It’s almost enough to make one wonder if some elected officials are not actually ...

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What the hell is it with employees bathing in restaurant sinks lately? A few months ago it was “Mr. Unstable” who boneheadedly decided to post a video of himself cleansing in the sink at Burger King in Xenia, Ohio: a stunt that got not only himself but a bunch of others fired.

Now it’s the KFC in Anderson, California, where three female employees also took a bath in the sink normally used to clean utensils.

Two of the girls have been fired, and the other has already left on her own. They took several photos of themselves wearing swimsuits while carousing in the steaming-hot water (click here for more ‘cuz many of y’all will no doubt be interested anyway) and then posted them on Myspace in a gallery called “KFC Moments”.

I don’t know which is the more dumb: that they did this to begin with, or ...

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