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Meet “Sally”.  She costs $57,000: less than the yearly pay of the average teacher in New York State.  She is an automaton.  A robot teacher.  And she is coming online in a school district this coming fall semester.

Here is another picture of Sally courtesy of Realbotix, the company that created her:

 

“Welllll long tall Sally, she’s built for speed, she got

Everything that Uncle John need

Oh bay-bee, yeaaaah bay-bee, WHOO-OOOH, HOO-OO bay-beee

Havin’ me some fun tonight, yeah! “

(I just couldn’t resist that, folks.)

I think that Sally is a glorified Teddy Ruxpin.  Remember him? The animatronic teddy bear that toy company Worlds of Wonder came out with in 1985.  Sally probably has a cassette tape hatch in her back that contains her programming, lets her move her arms and head (she has legs but she’s unable to walk).

The school admins swear that ...

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Michael McIntyre, t-shirt, Marines, school

Genoa-Kingston Middle School student Michael McIntyre is a young supporter of the men and women serving in the armed forces.  So much so that he has taken to show his enthusiasm for the United States Marine Corps by wearing this t-shirt (left).

But in spite of wearing it many times to school, Michael has now been threatened with suspension by his school’s faculty and administration unless he removed or “covered up” his Marines shirt.  It was deemed inappropriate and against school policy to have an image of a gun.

It’s the sort of story that we’re hearing too much of lately: public school students either threatened with suspension or suspended outright because they draw pictures of guns, or point their fingers like guns on the playground, or even go “bang bang!” at each other.

Now it’s a t-shirt that says “Marines” and features two military rifles crossed.  As if Marines ...

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Victoria Soto, teacher of first graders at Sandy Hook Elementary School. She had just turned 27. Bright, beautiful, with a love of teaching and her whole life ahead of her…

She was killed during Friday’s massacre after hiding her students in a closet, then using her body to shield them against the bullets.

“Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life for one’s friends.”
— John 15:13 (New International Version)
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More than 400,000 schoolchildren in Chicago are without educators today after the teachers union there went on strike. I say “educators” lightly because by some accounts nearly 80% of eighth graders in Chicago public schools don’t have adequate reading skills.

So these “teachers”, who are already paid on average between $71,000 and $76,000 before benefits, and are only working nine months out of the year anyway, are going on strike because a 16% pay raise apparently isn’t enough. These people’s starting salary is $50,000.

Chicago is paying an insane amount of money out of the public treasury and getting some piss-poor results from it. So who the hell are these “educators” to demand more pay?

Chicago mayor Rahm Emanuel should take some real leadership initiative and order every teacher back into the classroom within 48 hours, under penalty of being banned for life from teaching in the city’s public schools. ...

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Try this one the next time you go to see a blockbuster movie like Star Trek in the theater: record it with a camcorder and if you get caught, tell the cinema management that “I’m a teacher who needs this for my students!”

Nutty though it sounds, that is what the Motion Picture Association of America is telling teachers to do instead of ripping video from copyrighted DVDs if they want to get clips for classroom purposes. The MPAA has even prepared an instructional video (left) demonstrating how teachers can set up a television with DVD player, and then aim their camcorder at the screen to record it. Which is not only silly but as the article at Ars Technica notes, this is much more laborious and time-consuming on the part of the teacher as opposed to digitally capturing (AKA “ripping” the video segments that they need).

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A few months ago my wife Lisa shared on her own blog her thoughts and experiences about the problems with the federal government’s teacher loan forgiveness. She’s received quite a bit of correspondence since then from teachers all over the country who have experienced similar frustrations.

Well, now Lisa is taking it an extra mile further by directly petitioning not only her own senators and governor, but some of those who created the legislation that led to this. You can read the full text of the letter she has sent out here.

Wouldn’t it be neat if we wound up seeing Lisa testifying on live television before a congressional committee in Washington D.C.? 🙂...

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My wife Lisa has posted her account of applying for the government’s Teacher Loan Forgiveness program. She’s been teaching for a few years now and by all measure has done an exemplary job both in her profession and in managing her post-graduate finances (and I’m not just saying that ‘cuz I’m her husband). She should have qualified for this. Unfortunately she was deemed “not eligible” apparently to do some very odd terms in the program. And also she’s far from the only teacher who this has happened to. Here’s the story in Lisa’s own words....

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