things i think about too much

Okay, this is probably going to fanwank me into utter oblivion but since today is the quasi-holiday of May the Fourth and in light of the festivities here are some thoughts – that have been nagging at a lot of us these past few months – about Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi…
Taken at face value the internal chronology makes little to NO sense whatsoever. There is ENORMOUS incongruity between the events of the Rey and Luke, and the Resistance fleet, and Finn and Rose, and even Kylo Ren and Snoke. And it’s bugged the mynocks out of me… until I began studying this film alongside The Force Awakens and now… it kinda jibes pretty well after all.
(Mind ya though, these are the words of a maniac who once upon a time composed a mini-doctoral thesis explaining away midi-chlorians. So parse all of this as
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I just saw a TV commercial for Lysol. And like usual it was boasting about how Lysol “kills 99% of household germs”.

Okay so if that’s true, then logically if I spray a can of Lysol twice on my furniture or toilet or whatever, then that should kill the remaining 1% of germs that survived the initial onslaught.

Right? Right?!?...

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