To whom it may concern:
The very next “robocall” that comes into this house, I will go out, find the candidate who authorized it, and have him/her hung from the nearest telephone poll by his/her circular reproductive units. With piano wire.
This notice is being made regardless of party affiliation.
You have been duly warned.
Thank you.
EDIT 3:14 p.m. EST: I should elaborate that this only comes after I received four such automated calls from political campaigns within a span of five minutes. So yeah, I’m feeling more than a little honked-off right now…...
