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I’ve never played an Assassins Creed game. I have no idea what this series is about. But daaaaang if this cover for Assassins Creed III isn’t hella awesome…

Playing as a Native American with a tomahawk, scalping British soldiers during (presumably) the American Revolutionary War. Now there’s a direction that I can’t remember video games ever taking.

Kinda makes you wonder what a Nintendo adaptation of The Last of the Mohicans would have been like, huh?

Thanks to good friend Drew McOmber for spotting this!...

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I’d had Batman: Arkham City, the follow-up to 2009’s mega-hit Batman: Arkham Asylum, since its release date back in October. Hadn’t devoted much time into it though until this past week. Guess I’m still trying to distract myself from Mom’s passing (now four weeks ago) and since anything Batman is best enjoyed in the dark of night, that’s when I’ve been playing it.

There are still some side-missions that I’m working on, but I finished the main story yesterday morning, after starting a new game fresh last week.

Just one word: YOWZERS!!!

Forget it being just the greatest Batman video game ever. Because Batman: Arkham City is… the greatest Batman story ever told, in my book. That you get to be Batman makes it all the sweeter.

That is the ballsiest ending of a video game that I’ve seen ever pulled off. Not gonna spoil it if you ...

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Okay, I gotta ask: am I the only fan of BioShock who is not really all that jazzed about BioShock Infinite? Because unless that game solidly connects to classic BioShock, I just can’t see counting this upcoming game as part of the canon (no offense to Ken Levine). To me BioShock is and always will be about Rapture: that mysterious city on the floor of the northern Atlantic, envisioned by Andrew Ryan to be the ultimate escape from a world surrendering itself to socialism and corrupted religion… before it all went horribly wrong. And there is sooo much more storytelling left in the classic BioShock franchise. I mean, BioShock 2 brought us to, what, 1968? Now you know that eventually the American and Soviet governments are going to come looking for Rapture. And when they do…

Well anyhoo, until we get a proper BioShock 3, behold this awesome...

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Tomorrow is the tenth anniversary of the release of Halo: Combat Evolved. Arguably the most influential video game of the past decade, the first installment of the Halo series drew in millions of loyal players with its combination of breathtaking beauty, tactical ability and mythology on a vast scale.

Fittingly, tomorrow will herald the arrival of Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary in stores. It’s the original game with remastered graphics for the high-def Xbox 360 (and you can even switch between the look of the 2001 Xbox game and compare it to the shiny new veneer). But one clever dude named Ed Fries has decided to go really old-school in the classiest way possible: adapting Halo: Combat Evolved as an Atari 2600 game! Yes it’s true: Halo 2600 lets you guide Master Chief along on the surface of Halo in his fight against Grunts, Elites and other forces of ...

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A clever dude calling himself PLUM B has pulled off one of the most incredible creations with LEGO that I have ever seen. It’s a life-sized Lancer assault rifle, the signature weapon of the Gears of War video games, made entirely out of LEGO bricks and pieces.

And not only that, but it’s fully functional too! PLUM B’s LEGO Lancer shoots rubber bands. And yes, the chainsaw bayonet even revs-up to make mincemeat out of those pesky Locust grubs and Lambent mutants!

Now if only we could have this sitting on the shelves at Toys R Us in time for Christmas…...

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This is a game that I’ve been waiting since the autumn of 1994 to play! Seriously. I didn’t have a rig powerful enough at the time to justify getting it. And during the past decade and a half the only way to get it was to pay ridiculously high prices on eBay for the Wing Commander: The Kilrathi Saga box set that put the first three games into one package for post-DOS PCs.

It’s taken seventeen years. But at long last, I’m gonna see how the Earth-Kilrathi war ends…

Online classic games vendor GOG.com has made Wing Commander III: Heart of the Tiger available for purchase! For $5.99 you get the game as a 1.6 gigabyte download. And if you’ve never played a Wing Commander game before you can also get Wing Commander I and Wing Commander II: Vengeance of the Kilrathi as one package, also for $5.99. ...

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It’s taken me twelve hours to mull things over about it.

So here’s what I’m gonna say about it…

Darn you Cliff Bleszinski!! Because of you and your team at Epic Games, you made this grown dude cry harder than I have because of any work of art in… maybe ever.

That… was effective. The entire whole heapin’ thing. I mean the complete Gears Of War experience: from Dom breaking Marcus out of prison in the very first scene of the first game, through to that touching final shot at the end of Gears Of War 3. Along with everything in between.

Not everything was answered. In fact, I can think of quite a lot of outstanding questions that remain. But you know what? After finishing this final chapter of the story of Marcus Fenix and Delta Squad, it doesn’t bother me at all that those mysteries haven’t ...

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I got it at the local GameStop at midnight yesterday morning/late Monday night. Got an hour or two in before going to bed and didn’t play it at all throughout the day yesterday (had other stuff going on) but I was able to play it for three hours this afternoon.

Cliff Bleszinski and the crew at Epic Games have done it. Again. I don’t know if “video game” is even applicable to Gears of War 3. There is plot and pacing and dialogue here that trumps that of most Oscar-winning motion pictures.

This is a whole new character-driven visceral form of narrative art. One scene in particular stands out in my mind: early in the game, you play as Cole leading a squad in search of supplies around his old hometown of Hanover. Cole and the squad enter a grocery store and come across a life-sized cardboard stand-up ...

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Ooh-boy, how am I going to handle this?! I mean, Gears of War 3 doesn’t come out until September 20th, this coming Tuesday. And there ain’t no way that I’m gonna get an advance copy of the game itself. Hey, I’ve got connections, sho ’nuff… but they don’t penetrate into the inner sanctum of Epic Games (even if it is just a few miles away in Cary).

But a package arrived in the mail this week: a copy of the CD of Gears of War 3: The Soundtrack, composed by Steve Jablonsky.

Hmmmm. The score CD for the next Gears of War game. Composed by the dude who did the score for Gears of War 2, the Transformers movies and a bunch of other great stuff! Y’all think I’m not gonna review this bad boy?!

The thing is, I can listen to this abundawonderful score all I ...

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It ain’t hard envisioning Marcus Fenix riding this lil’ baby around while blasting grubs (hey CliffyB, is it too late to put that into the game?)…

Paul Jr. from the hit show American Chopper created this custom trike inspired by Gears of War 3 (coming out next month). Looks gnarly! Dad loves to watch American Chopper whenever it’s on so I’ll be looking forward to watching it with him when we see how Paul Jr. and his crew assembled this one 🙂...

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