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So… that whole thing about Electronic Arts’ new SimCity requiring a constant Internet connection to play?  EA told us that it was needed because most of the game’s processing takes place on EA’s own servers.  In other words: the official company line is that it is not possible at all to play SimCity locally on your PC or laptop.  And despite the horde of connection problems that players were made to endure throughout the past week, EA has insisted that they can’t remove the always-online obligation and that doing so would require coding up a whole new game.

Lies!  Lies!  All damnable lies!!

Electronic Arts, you got some ‘splainin’ to do.

The video gaming realm is reeling tonight after word surfaced that a hacker/modder calling himself “UKAzzer” has made SimCity completely playable in the total absence of Internet, for however long you want!

UKAzzer was able to enter ...

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Times have been tough for Pauline: the damsel-in-distress that Mario had to climb up those girders to rescue from Donkey Kong way back in 1981.  Mario and DK of course went on to bigger and better things.  Then there were all those women who came into Mario’s life before he settled on Princess Peach.  But whatever happened to Pauline?

Mike Mika, who works at Other Ocean Interactive, was asked by his three-year old daughter if “she could play as the girl and save Mario”.  Mika hacked into the ROM of the Nintendo Entertainment System’s port of Donkey Kong and after fiddlin’ around with the coded innards, he had produced what he calls the “Pauline Edition” of Donkey Kong!  Here’s a clip of it in action and you  have to admit, it’s a really sweet thing to do for a kid 🙂




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I’ve been under the weather most of the past few days (not with flu but it felt like it) so this blog ground to a screeching halt. That didn’t mean I was without entertainment though. For the most part that involved watching the FUBAR that Electronic Arts has made of SimCity since launching it last week…

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We built this city on DRM!

This is a SimCity game.  The fifth major one since the series launched in the late Eighties.  HOW in the name of all that’s good and holy does anybody… anybody… mess up a SimCity game??

EA did.  And the bustling metropoli promised to millions of players have in less than a week turned into virtual ghettos of riot and violence that even Amazon.com decided to steer clear of: the online retailer halted sales of SimCity for both physical and digital download versions.

Just like Diablo III...

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This past summer I wrote about being a newcomer to the Diablo computer games and how much now I wanted to play Diablo III.  The thing is, I’m not happy one bit about the latest entry in the series requiring a constant Internet connection to play, especially being the kind who favors the single-player experience over the multiplayer (true MMOs being the exception).  Ever since Diablo III rolled out last May the game has been plagued with hordes of problems involving the “always online” obligation.  It has made no sense whatsoever and it has been the one major obstacle toward my choosing to invest any money toward this game, and that’s no doubt what’s kept many others from buying it as well.

Now comes word that software studio Blizzard Games and its parent company Activision might – gasp! – have heard the complaints and taken them to heart!  Sorta.  ...

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I couldn’t help myself. You might say the “id” within me was irresistible.

You know that photo the White House released of President Obama “skeet-shooting” at Camp David? Yeah: the one the White House also warned us peons against “manipulating” a’la Photoshop.

It was begging to be done though. Here is Barack Obama fighting off the legions of Hell…

“Gun-free zones” are no deterrence to Imps, Cacodemons and Former Human Sergeants.

And in place of Doom-guy’s face I put Dianne Feinstein. Hey, she has to have her gun too, right?...

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It’s been ages since anything Lost-related has appeared on this site. Someday I’ll try to write up an essay that’s been percolating for a year or two: how the answers to everything we’d been looking for really, honestly were revealed or explained by the time of “The End” in 2012. Including how the Island could move (there’s a scientific theory for that!).

Until then, it’s nice to see that Lost still resonates. Enough so that CollegeHumor.com explored the notion: “What if Lost was a computerized role-playing game?” Sorta in the style of Dragon Warrior running on a Super Nintendo…

There may be spoilers if you haven’t watched Lost, so viewer beware. For those who held on to the very end, this is a pretty hilarious video....

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Behold the 8 Weirdest Real-Life Science Fiction Political Ads as assembled by popular geeky/techy website io9.

And yes, that school board commercial of mine from 2006 is on the list.

But check out this ad – also inspired by Star Wars – that West Virginia Governor Joe Manchin aired when he successfully ran for re-election two years ago…

Hey, Manchin shot a TIE Fighter out of the sky with a rifle! That’s a hella lot better shootin’ than the Imperial Stormtroopers ever did.

But John Waite of Spokane, Washington blows away everybody with what he did when he ran for city council. The comic book store owner campaigned while wearing a full set of space marine armor from the StarCraft computer game series! Nevermind Spokane City Council: we should send Waite to Washington D.C.: that whole town is overrun with worse than the Zerg ever were.

Blast on over to ...

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The Republican Party has for decades struggled with a public image – an inaccurate and even slanderous one, I will note – that it is an organization bent against the rights of minorities, women, pretty much anyone not Anglo-Saxon Protestant.

And then the Maine Republican Party messes it all up by coming out as anti-Orc Assassins.

Maine state Senate candidate Colleen Lachowicz is being accused by Maine Republicans in an official campaign release as leading a “bizarre double life” as Santiaga: a cutthroat with green skin, mohawk and fangs.

The thing is, “Santiaga” is Lachowicz’s avatar in the crazy popular online game World of Warcraft.

Here is the mailing that the Maine GOP has sent out across the state:

So now attacking a candidate’s hobbies is considered an acceptable political tactic? This is a whole new low, one that the Republican Party should not only be ashamed of but ...

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Craziest thing: I was wondering the other week about whatever the heck happened to Erector Sets. Yes the classic toy that you could make real working bridges, robots and miniature vehicles out of with a crazy assortment of metal beams, screws, nuts and pulleys. I got a used one when I was five years old and still remember making all kinds of wacky things with it! Most of them weren’t half-bad. They weren’t half-good either, but anyway…

Unfortunately in the past few decades Erector Set has faded because of plastic building toys, electronic gizmos and the like. It sadly looked as if there might be the first generation since Erector’s invention by A.C. Gilbert a hundred years ago that had never heard of the toy.

Until this week.

Look! Officially licensed Gears of War Erector Sets!

Coming to Toys R Us later this month, Erector is releasing four ...

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Late last night I finished Diablo II. That was my first time playing it since the game came out just over a dozen years ago. I chose a Paladin and got him up to level 41 – outfitted with a nice bit o’ kit – before vanquishing the demon Baal at the end of the Lord of Destruction expansion pack.

Now I understand why the Diablo series has captivated millions of players. I also sought out and played – also for the very first time – the original Diablo from 1996 before going headlong into the sequel. I had a Hell (horrible pun intended) of a great time with each!

Unfortunately, unless producer Blizzard Games effects some drastic changes, it looks like it’ll be around 2024, if at all, before I even consider purchasing Diablo III.

So if you’re new to the scene, Diablo III came out two ...

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