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A lady named Amanda Flowers in Great Britain is, errr… blaming Nintendo’s Wii Fit for causing her to have persistent orgasms.

From the article at the Daily Star…

A WOMAN has gone from Nintendo to nympho after a fall from her Wii Fit board turned her into a sex addict.

Randy Amanda Flowers needs 10 sex sessions a day after the slip-up.

And now the slightest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on.

The catering worker said: “It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.”

A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve.

Probably a million-to-one thing that happened to Amanda Flowers and likely not easily replicated (no matter how many people will attempt it, no doubt). I found this interesting enough to post ‘cuz I’ve ...

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This morning I was having a workout on Wii Fit (here’s my initial review). My personal regimen right now is some strength training, some yoga and a lot of hard aerobic activity, followed by the “fun” stuff like the Ski Jump. That and the Ski Slalom might be the most addictive activities of the entire package… but Lisa swears that Bubble River will have you just as hooked.

Part of the aerobics that I’m doing right now is Jogging the long distance. It’s really clever how this works: you don’t use the Wii Balance Board at all. You just put the Wii Remote in your pocket (or if your pants lack pockets you can just hold the Remote in your hand) and then you start jogging in place. If you keep a brisk pace while swinging your arms in good wide circles you can work up a serious...

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For Christmas I got Lisa a Nintendo Wii. Had to camp out all night during cold rain in front of a GameStop store the week before to get it (this was when they had the vouchers thing going, and I wound up getting a Wii for Lisa and a Wii voucher for my sister, who got hers a little over a week after Christmas … am I a great husband/brother or what? 🙂

Along with the Wii I bought a card worth 2000 Wii Points, to spend on extra games or whatever through Nintendo’s online store for the Wii. And until now we hadn’t used it at all (guess we’ve been having too much fun with everything else on the Wii). So yesterday I loaded up the points and “went shopping”, and even though it cost 500 points I thought it would be neat to have the Internet Channel installed. ...

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… it won’t have downloaded content or online play.

Harmonix announced today that the wildly popular music game will be released for the Nintendo Wii on June 22. It will have five “bonus” songs. This supposedly is in lieu of the online play feature and ability to download new songs that the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 versions already have.

A lot of people will be glad to know that Rock Band is getting ported to the Wii. But how long is that going to last when these details about the release become widely known? To exclude the downloadable content feature and online play is an insanely bad move by Harmonix. From a business standpoint, it makes no sense at all! Nintendo Wii is the best-selling video game system on the market today, consistently outpacing both the Xbox 360 and the PlayStation 3. Now bear in mind that for ...

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This afternoon Dad came by. It’s been raining here for most of the day, and it was pretty chilly out in his knife shop and he’d wanted to take a break from his work, and I needed one from some projects too. So we played a nine-hole round of Golf on Wii Sports on the Nintendo Wii that I got Lisa for Christmas.

How did we do?

Let’s put it this way: if Robert Trent Jones ever designed a golf course as evil as the ones on Wii Sports: Golf, he would have probably been dragged out onto the fairway and shot.

We were doing pretty good until the ninth hole. If you’ve played Golf on Wii Sports you probably know which one I’m about to talk about: it’s that one where the hole is in the middle of a rocky island, that you have to drive the ball onto. ...

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It’s now almost 2 weeks since Christmas, and Lisa is happily playing her new Nintendo Wii.

Yes folks, we have a Wii. And my sister does too!

How did it happen? The Thursday night before Christmas, I went to a GameStop store in Greensboro, where they were due to begin selling vouchers the next day for the Wii (which might have been the hottest item of Christmas 2007). The plan was that you buy the voucher, and your Wii comes in on January 25th. I figured hey, if it’s 4 weeks after Christmas that’s still okay.

So I got to the store, and lo and behold the nice associates told me that they had some Wiis in stock, that they were going to start selling the next morning.

“I’m not going anywhere,” I told them. “I’m gonna be camping outside all night until you guys open tomorrow morning, if that’s ...

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