zoology

Call it “genus-cide”. Over a thousand species of Dinosauria have been identified since Sir Richard Owen first came up with the term in 1842. And now perhaps a third of the dinosaurs known to date stand to get wiped out of the taxonomy, according to National Geographic News.

The problem, according to paleontologists Mark Goodwin and Jack Horner, is that many of the dinosaurs marked as unique species were actually pre-pubescent juveniles of other species! In one example cited, a variant of tyrannosaur that was previously considered to be a relative of Tyrannosaurus Rex was probably nothing but a young T-Rex before his “hormones kicked in”.

It’s funny: I’m old enough to remember when dinosaurs were regarded as slow-moving cold-blooded beasts that dragged their tails on the ground. Which as we know, isn’t anything like how the latest research and pop culture currently depicts them as. And now ...

A little over a month ago I was in Greensboro on some afternoon’s business. While there I went into that new Target store on the north side of town, more or less to oggle the Star Wars toys (and if need be to straighten them up and make them look neat and tidy, ‘cuz that’s what all his friends do now that Darth Larry is on the other side of the country… but that’s a story for another day).

Anyway, it was in the toy section that I spotted a package of Sea-Monkeys: those “adorable” brine shrimp that have been a classic gimmick for over a half-century now. I’d had ’em before, most recently as of about six years ago. So pretty much out of whimsy I bought a set of them for nine bucks. For that you get the aquarium tank, the “water purifier” package, the envelope containing ...

1/3rd of dinosaur species… may have never existed to begin with

Tale of the Zombie Sea-Monkeys